Stupid newbie question.

Hey, Pledge. No, always feel free to review work. The public rating thing means smirf balls to us Cultists because people can always use the help. Im a firm believer that rating the unrated first is important, but then go on to others. No matter how many reviews, other reviews will help. Always. Always.
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so when a smurf gets blue balls, what happens?

Smurfette gets a good long humping.

ahhh! my eyes!

i suppose i asked for that.

classic.

I mean, there was only one smurfette... with all those men? think about it. what a slut.

[QUOTE=ireLocus]classic.

I mean, there was only one smurfette... with all those men? think about it. what a slut.[/QUOTE]

dude, Smurfette was not a slut. She was just a modern woman, enjoying her independence.

don't be such a mysosmurfist.

Hi and welcome, JP.

[QUOTE=snuffy]mysosmurfist.[/QUOTE]

Haha.

Smurfette was created by Gargamel to entice the other smurfs...so does that make Gargamel a god?

there was the little girl smurf too. i think she wore a farmer's hat. it's all pink on the inside right?

[QUOTE=snuffy]dude, Smurfette was not a slut. She was just a modern woman, enjoying her independence.

don't be such a mysosmurfist.[/QUOTE]
heheh, okay.

[QUOTE=big S]there was the little girl smurf too. i think she wore a farmer's hat. it's all pink on the inside right?[/QUOTE]
no he was just the gay smurf

snap

dude, i swear there was a little girl smurf. she had red hair.

I think Brainy smurf built a tiny smurfette robot so he could act out his sick smurf fantasies upon her.

[QUOTE=JPledger]I think Brainy smurf built a tiny smurfette robot so he could act out his sick smurf fantasies upon her.[/QUOTE]
"Do me, Gargamel style baby."

you should totally grab a smuf avatar.

[URL=http://missvodka.canalblog.com/smurfs.jpg]also check it out smurf porn[/URL]

this just has to be included here....

[img]http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/han2/pictures/angry%20smurf.jpg[/img]

hahahaha dude jinx

Id totally do Smurfette.

[QUOTE=JPledger]Id totally do Smurfette.[/QUOTE]
yeah, ten times to sunday...

[QUOTE=snuffy]don't be such a mysosmurfist.[/QUOTE]

This is now officially one of my favorite all time moments in the experience of language while on the planet earth. And you people owe me yet ANOTHER keyboard.

Crap, I can't stop laughing.

[QUOTE=Luddy Dunn]This is now officially one of my favorite all time moments in the experience of language while on the planet earth. And you people owe me yet ANOTHER keyboard.

Crap, I can't stop laughing.[/QUOTE]
Another keyboard? Nope, that's just too much.

[size=1](Yeah, so I had no idea what you meant by ANOTHER keyboard. Sue me.)[/size]

[QUOTE=ireLocus](Yeah, so I had no idea what you meant by ANOTHER keyboard. Sue me.)[/QUOTE]

You got it. I'm contacting my lawyers first thing in the morning. Keyboards go for 15 bucks a shot around here. I think $20 mil ought to cover it. I waive punative damages because I like you.

And no I won't explain ANOTHER. I have to maintain some element of mystery....

Since I started this post, and thereby provided you with a place in which to initiate your lawsuit, doesn't that mean that I am entitled to 15%?

p.s...before you say it implies my guilt as well...I hereby deny any and all responsibility for damages done to keyboards, monitors, pc towers, or any other device, being, thing, or hoozit organic and/or material in nature.

I found this smurf pic, it includes a red head.
[IMG]http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/han2/pictures/smurf%20girls.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=mr_hash]I found this smurf pic, it includes a red head.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, so????

Okay. I'm a smurfette. I'm upping my suit to $50 mil, to include keyboard damage and sexual harrassement by association. Yes, I am a Donnie Darko fan. Defy me now and the damages go through the roof. And my roof can handle a ten-foot tall Christmas tree. With clearance.

JPledger: you get 15% as long as you pass the polygraph.

I had to write this on a surrogate keyboard. Thinking about the price of pain and humiliation, baby. PAIN and HUMILIATION.

"All red-headed babies should be taken to the end of pier and thrown into the water to drown." from TV guide, several years ago, some soap opera actress whose name I cannot recall...

So yeah, that actress will probably sue me now.

it's my feeling that smurfette was not a whore.

she was discerning, discreet, demure.

she probably only banged that carpenter guy, i think his name was Handy.

I totally need to learn to make avatars so I can have one of some smurf love

i think they brought the red head girl smurf in at the end of the cartoons run in an attempt to pump up the rating in hopes that even sex would sell to 7 year olds

[QUOTE=JPledger]I totally need to learn to make avatars so I can have one of some smurf love[/QUOTE]
You and me, JPledge, steel cage match. I got Papa Smurf in my corner and Snuffy doing my PR (suit has been dismissed Snuff; I've decided to stalk you). And I've got that magic thing that we smurfs can do that seems to have slipped my memory....yeah, but I've got [I]that[/I] stuff. Ha. Get your Avatar in gear, Smurfinator. It. Is. On.

what the hell was the smurfs name that kept giving everyone gifts and when theyd open them up theyd esplode ! i keep thining "jokey" but that just sounds like a stupid name even for a smurf !

You want a steel cage match sister? Well now you called down the thunder...Oh...and his little friend..mister lightning. Fear it baby.....fear it. And, after I'm done with you Im gonna give Papa Smuf a good ol fashioned ass whoopin... smurf style.

Two men enter...well..one man and one woman..and some smurfs...

One man leaves. Unless you kill me. Then this whole Mad Max reference was wasted.

Though I think we both know once we enter the cage, your undying love and affection for me will overpower your desire to seperate me from my head and we will once again find ourselves in each others arms. Warm. Content. And only slightly more bloody then we would have been if we'd fought.

We will always have Mexico sweetie...

[QUOTE=JPledger]We will always have Mexico sweetie...[/QUOTE]

That we will.

And now I have Tina Turner singing the theme from Thunderdome over and over in my head:

[SIZE=2]We don't need another hero
We don't need to know the way home
All we want is life beyond........ [/SIZE]

Smurfinator, you've done your job well. I am defeated. But get a freaking avatar.

Im avatar deficient. Even if I knew where to find an avatar, I wouldnt know how to load it up and all that. Im a total newb.

[QUOTE=JPledger]Im avatar deficient. Even if I knew where to find an avatar, I wouldnt know how to load it up and all that. Im a total newb.[/QUOTE]

wait, did you read my PM???

[URL=http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html]smurf name generator[/URL]
I'm Megatron Smurf

and here's a smurf avatar for you cause I like the handy smurf.
[IMG]http://img73.exs.cx/img73/1254/smurfav18lj.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=mr_hash][URL=http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html]smurf name generator[/URL]
I'm Megatron Smurf[/QUOTE]
Okay. Now I'm in Heaven.
Bless you, Herr Hash.

Luddy Dunn = Phil the Smurf
Real Name (pay attention now) = THE Smurf.

Smurfinator, apparently [I]I am[/I] your born nemisis.....but you can call me Phil.

If your anything like Dr. Phil I'm just gonna shove a smurf corpse down my throat right now and end it all. It's not that I'm not still madly in love with you and all, but you know how it is doll face. When it comes to smurfs, a man can only take so much.

I wonder how this all turned out. Did he really off himself by choking on a smurf. That would be ridonkulous!

Someone tells me he was tragically killed in a crazy youtube stunt attempting to actually swallow a live smurf. Then some guy tricked a totally awesomesauce moderator into hacking him into Jpledgers old account with his trickery and e-subterfuge.

Thanks for the ever so smooth transition back into Culthood. I knew it was worth it.

Crapple, I was gonna post "awesomesauce you're back!" when you first posted. You beat me too it! What douchebagery is that??

Douchebaggery so extreme in nature it warrants a gold medal in the douchelympics.

Where is the fictional words forum...*peers about*

There's not a forum, yet. But you can start a thread.

I've said awesomesauce out loud to two people so far. On the phone, but that's good practice for later when I go out to dinner and say it to the waiter and bartender and my friends. I am so in love with that one and crapple!

Make sure you throw in douchebaggery too. That one always get's that tilted head puppy look out of people.

For instance, when someone does something douche-baggish in nature, just say... Man, what kind of douchebaggery is this? Or, Can you believe that douchebaggery, and hope for the best.

hahha, I will try that after I've mastered awesomesauce with pure confidence. I have crapple down. I've been muttering it at work. I emailed my sister to check if that counts as cussing since I'm taking care of her 8 year old this weekend. She said it does. Man, what kind of douchebaggery is that? Sheeshadoodle!

Here's Mirka reviving dead threads again.

Here's me welcoming back another prodigal member to the fold.

I just went through all of the crazy smurf text... you all have seen Donnie Darko right?

How old papa smurf can't get his dick up and gathers all the other smurfs up each year to rape the blonde girl smurf. And the smurf with the glasses never get's to take part cos he's... well the glasses-smurf. So old papa smurf gets him to tape it all, for like scientific purpose to maybe get old papas shit working again.

And then donnie shoots a beer bottle witha bb-gun.