Still a newbie...

I call it.

The Departing Gesture.

I'll go one on one with the weiner! And I'll come out on top!!!

I don't know... he does have this amzing picture of his poo on a piece of lettuce next to a slice of tomato.

I eat shit like that for breakfast.

[QUOTE=UbikRex]I eat shit like that for breakfast.[/QUOTE]
Nice.

I had a good thing going. Work went and messed that up.

So here's the video of me doing that competition where I did Bradley. The video had to be shortened in order to fit in youtube... so my opening to my Bradley set was cut and that was when I go the most laughs... I know you won't really understand a lot of the jokes because you don't know Bradley... but you can at least kind of see what I did.

The cameraman tried to capture Bradley's reaction to some of the act... I think he smiled once.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LU0ZYvGQHM[/url]

[QUOTE=mary]I don't know... he does have this amzing picture of his poo on a piece of lettuce next to a slice of tomato.[/QUOTE]

He could have his own website foodorpoo.com and post pictures, and people could vote on whether they think it's food or poo. Like Hot or Not, except Poo or Not.

That would be a sweet gameshow... like that show with gay guys but one of the men is straight.. it would be like food pictures, but one of them's poo and then whatever they pick they have to eat it... eewww gross... eating poo! not gay guys... I like gay guys... PRIDE!!!

Yup it was pride in SF this week. good times.

I tried to offer my boss sexual favors to look at your resume, but she is regrettably a lesbian. You could come in and try your luck though, with the sexual favors.

Speaking of which. We had a booth at the Pride parade so I got to "work" there yesterday. No one hit on me, which was disappointing. I'm not gay but I like the attention.

Bitch!

oh well. Thanks for trying at least. So you got paid to be at a booth at Pride?!?!? That's cool. I was stoked when a girl hit on me once. She was in the ticket booth at this music show I was going to... she let me in for free. It was so cute. Coincidentally I was wearing a wife-beater.... that's lesbian talk for "SEXY!!!!!"

That was three years ago though. Haven't gotten the lesbian love since : (

I like to think it was just because unlike everyone else there, i was wearing clothes, and my clothes didn't have glitters, sparkles, or sassy double entendres on them.
We should still hang out though. And i'm definately going to your next show.

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http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch_clips.php?clip=Mary_Van_Note_20060614[/url] (ps. give me seven stars!)

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The start of your comedy reminded me of andy kaufman. Throughout your performace I couldnt stop laughing, and I usually hate women comedians.

it was good, but your sex grunts need more work, maybe a couple of stick your pelvis in & out then *ungh* *ungh* *ungh*. Then again maybe you did do that or I was hallucinating the whole blowing a load on your face. I was pretty delirious the last four and a half days.

[QUOTE=veryhungryhobo]The start of your comedy reminded me of andy kaufman. Throughout your performace I couldnt stop laughing, and I usually hate women comedians.[/QUOTE]
YAY!!!! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm happy. I love, love, love Andy Kaufman. And yeah, I do try to be a funny female comic.

And UbikRex... I think you were watching my set on Youtube when I was doing someone else's material (ie THE Bradley Weinburger)... that was just supposed to be silly and he grunts like that in his set for one of his jokes so that's why I did that. I also thought it would be funny if his cum scream was that of Wario in Mario Kart.

you should yell out "Itsa me Wario wuahahaha."