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Howdy. I come from far away, from a planet on the other side of the sun. I come in peace, bearing gifts to all of you. I have been away from here a long time. Tell me of your land, your history, your customs and traditions.
Imagination is my religion.
Prime whatsit? Okay you got me, I don't really know anything about Star Trek. I go by my own rules.
Imagination is my religion.
Welcome to Earth. When you're ready to leave, let me hitch a ride?
Love,
Joe Tonigh
Hello, my name is Ching Chong and I like to play Ping Pong.
In his pants!
Thanks for the crotch update, lawl. Unfortunately, Joe, it turns out I do have a prime directive: To never provide any solid evidence of any of the weird things in my life. 
Imagination is my religion.
Ahahaha.
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Welcome. Where's my gift?
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart
Don't trust him! He's a Romulan!
Well, as for the gifts, they're in my head. To be unveiled at some later points. I'm referring to the gift of wisdom. 
Imagination is my religion.
In that case, I hope you kept the receipt.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
What are your thoughts on episode 64 of The Original Series when kirk tricks that Andorian ambassador with reverse psychology into revealing his plans for stealing the Dylithium crystals? I thought it was pretty cliche. And did you see that part when they're drinking the "Romulan" ale? It wasn't even blue! What the hell were they thinking?!?!
What an epic fail of an intro thread.
Watch out for that cunt Derek.
screw you! There is nothing FAIL about star trek!
well, except for Star Trek V
and III and VII.
and pretty much all of Voyager
ugh and don't even get me started on this new one...
Damn, I must have missed that episode cause I was making love to a woman.
Imagination is my religion.
You can't do two things at once?
I might if Star Trek was worth watching. >_>
Imagination is my religion.
You have made a powerful enemy this day, Jenny Creed!
Did you know the phrase "beam me up scotty" was never in the original series? Is that true? I got it from robot chicken.
A child born blind doesn't know they're blind until someone tells them.
robot chicken is correct.
Also, Jenny Creed, do Klingon ships ever circle UR-anus?
If were talking Star trek I'm a Next Generation man myself. Jean Luke's crew had Warf and Data and Number 1 that crew was just sweeet! I don't have anything against the originals at all but Next Generation was so much cooler.
A child born blind doesn't know they're blind until someone tells them.
If were talking Star trek I'm a Next Generation man myself. Jean Luke's crew had Warf ...
fuckin' tourist.
The only thing I didn't like about the Next Generation was that Troi.
Where does she get off not having to wear a uniform like everyone else. I don't care if you're the ship shrink or what. You're a doctor so put on a damn uniform like all the other doctors, bitch!
Deanna Troi wore a uniform. I think they had different uniforms for different job positions on the ship but she wore one.
A child born blind doesn't know they're blind until someone tells them.
well, yeah, she didn't run around naked or anything. But uniform means UNIFORM, like, they're all alike. They had different colors for the ranks and whatnot but her's wasn't even in the same ballpark as being similar to everyone else's is what I mean.
I like cleavage as much as anybody, but dammit they needed to tighten up the wardrobe discipline!
Jean-Luc, FYI.
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729
and WORF, fergodsake.
maybe he got him confused with Barf?
my bad
A child born blind doesn't know they're blind until someone tells them.
ZacharyQuintoSpock is hot.
ugh and don't even get me started on this new one...
What's wrong with a film where Kirk gets giant comedy hands in the middle of a battle? And running from a monster on Hoth some shit ice planet, chasied by a monster eaten by a bigger monster - just like star wars?
And hi by the way, Jenny.
"What cha readin' fer??"
Oh, not at all. I'm clearly inconsequential to this thread.
Imagination is my religion.
Wouldn't giving us gifts violate the Prime Directive?
"Tuffy, you're a Dalek, but only because you're only being kept alive by metal, science and hatred." - ScubaSteve1729