Stalking ends here...

Just settle in and don't treat yourself like a guest, whinge and shout and be obnoxious, but don't use up all the milk. Welcome.

Hey, roadside. welcome to the cult. howd you find the place and what do you want out of it. me, im here for the big screen tvs, blunts, forties and bitches. some peeps are here for the homosexuals and vicoden

[QUOTE=corellion;955726]Just settle in and don't treat yourself like a guest, whinge and shout and be obnoxious, but don't use up all the milk. Welcome.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like a manageable task. :cool:

I promise not to touch the milk, but I might use the cow sometimes...

[QUOTE=JKabol;955731]Hey, roadside. welcome to the cult. howd you find the place and what do you want out of it. me, im here for the big screen tvs, blunts, forties and bitches. some peeps are here for the homosexuals and vicoden[/QUOTE]

Well, one day I was downloading porn, and it was urgent - but my internet connection was soooo slow, it totally pissed me off, and in blind rage I just hammered the keyboard with my fists, and when the red curtain before my eyes disappeared, I found myself here. Seems that the random letters "wwwchuckpalahniuknet" actually have a meaning. So I found out about Fight Club, and Survivor etc.
And I always come back here when I need to kill time till "it" is finished.

Yeah, that looking through the windows thing was getting kind of creepy. We were about to report you to the authorities.

Good thing you joined. Welcome.

[QUOTE=Synnove;955738]Yeah, that looking through the windows thing was getting kind of creepy. We were about to report you to the authorities.

Good thing you joined. Welcome.[/QUOTE]

Yep, I overheard your conversation and decided that something needed to be done... Plus, I can make better photographs from the inside.

Hi. You seem kinna cool

[QUOTE=chimney scott;955751]Hi. You seem kinna cool[/QUOTE]

Hi! Yeah, on the internet, it´s relievingly easy to pretend.

Heh. I know what you mean.. you guys can't see me picking my nose on this thing

Yay for the illusions and protection of the mighty internet.

So, any more information? Age? Gender? Interests outside of Chuck's work? The dimensions of your box & is it nice enough to fight for if things should come to that?

[QUOTE=Synnove;955760] The dimensions of your box & is it nice enough to fight for if things should come to that?[/QUOTE]

What´s with all the inquiries about my box? It´s MY box! And that´s all you need to know!

[QUOTE]So, any more information? [/QUOTE]

No.

[QUOTE]Age? [/QUOTE]

Getting worse every day, but thanks for asking.

[QUOTE] Gender? [/QUOTE]

Well, I´m kinda male, I guess...

[QUOTE] Interests outside of Chuck's work? [/QUOTE]

- watching movies
- eating mini-salamis
- wanting to be a writer
- feeding cats
- making lists

Hope that helps.

[QUOTE=roadside;955725]and I haven´t yet figured out a clever answer to the flip-flop-question which might come up... :ugh:[/QUOTE]

I personally prefer straight forward honest answers to questions.

[QUOTE=Thag;955797]I personally prefer straight forward honest answers to questions.[/QUOTE]

Fine. Okay. I don´t like anything between my toes. But if there is some secret society of flip-floppers here, and one could get rich and powerful by joining, I want to express my ability to change my attitude...

[QUOTE=roadside;955795]Well, I´m kinda male, I guess...[/QUOTE]

Really? I thought at first, based on THIS:

[QUOTE=roadside;955795]What´s with all the inquiries about my box? It´s MY box! And that´s all you need to know![/QUOTE]

...that you were most surely female. But if you're...well, both... that's cool too.

Andandand...

[QUOTE=roadside;955795] - wanting to be a writer[/QUOTE]

It kinda irritates me when people say this. What, do you sit there all day doing nothing but WISHING you were writing? You either are, or you aren't. Just because you're not some big, famous published writer, doesn't mean you're not a WRITER in general.

But overall, welcome to our humble abode.

Hi. Feeding cats, huh? Your own, or other people's also? What do they like to eat?

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;955801]Really? I thought at first, based on THIS:

...that you were most surely female. But if you're...well, both... that's cool too.

Andandand...

It kinda irritates me when people say this. What, do you sit there all day doing nothing but WISHING you were writing? You either are, or you aren't. Just because you're not some big, famous published writer, doesn't mean you're not a WRITER in general.

But overall, welcome to our humble abode.[/QUOTE]

Shit, I knew this "box" stuff would backfire one way or another... But unfortunately (?), I´m not both. Although I frequently make out with myself, I don´t (can´t) go [I]all[/I] the way.

Regarding that other remark, I should have specified that I want to be a more or less [I]successful[/I] writer who can earn enough to make a living by "just" writing. But I´m working on it.

[QUOTE=Clem;955808]Hi. Feeding cats, huh? Your own, or other people's also? What do they like to eat?[/QUOTE]

[I]Only[/I] other people´s cats. Wherever I move to, there are cats, and when they occasionally come by and explore my apartment, I offer them what I find in my fridge, and if they keep coming, they even get cat food. Last one (vanished around Easter and haven´t been seen since ) was crazy for salmon and cat milk.

I just want to be on the safe side if the old Egyptians and Hindus are right and cats are indeed gods, or have at least good connections to the otherworld...

Well, that's nice. Maybe one will prefer your food to the food it gets at home and you'll inadvertently have a pet.

hello and welcome,

Where can i get some Vicodin?

hi there, i 'm andrea!

mini salamis? what about regular size ones, you dopwn with that?

anyhoo, welcome!

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;955868]hello and welcome,

Where can i get some Vicodin?[/QUOTE]

Hey, don't ask me, I'm new here....

But I have plenty of Rohypnol

[QUOTE=factorygirl1976;955893]hi there, i 'm andrea!

mini salamis? what about regular size ones, you dopwn with that?

anyhoo, welcome![/QUOTE]

Hi Andrea! Well, you don´t have to cut them up, you can eat them right away, and I'm kind of a lazy guy, so...

I've always wanted to ask this of some long time lurker/recently turned member,
did you ever read any of my posts and find them funny/thought-provoking?

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;957724]I've always wanted to ask this of some long time lurker/recently turned member,
did you ever read any of my posts and find them funny/thought-provoking?[/QUOTE]
I remember reading your posts before i stopped lurking - I thought you were clever.

[QUOTE=Synnove;957727]I remember reading your posts before i stopped lurking - I thought you were clever.[/QUOTE]

WOO HOO!
I fooled one of em!

I wouldn't have complimented you had I known you would turn around and call me simple.

Especially after you called me old the other day.

Don't worry. I will forget this all shortly and say something nice again.

I didn't mean to imply you were simple at all
I meant to show how great my powers of deception are so great that I can even trick someone of elevated intelligence!

speaking of "simple"
i think i had one to many "great"s in that sentence

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;957724]I've always wanted to ask this of some long time lurker/recently turned member,
did you ever read any of my posts and find them funny/thought-provoking?[/QUOTE]

oh well, I have to admit that I indeed remember your name, but regarding the quality of your posts, ummm... you know, I only came by for one or two days, then leave again for weeks or months. I'm a lazy lurker. So I honestly don´t remember.

[I]However[/I], I do remember your name. And your above quoted post was indeed thought-provoking

it's all about the name power anyways
any press is good press they say

Yeah, I wonder why Mr. P. didn't choose a pen name. Whenever I mentioned him, people always ask "Chuck who? Never heard of him. Oh yeah, Fight Club? Cool. What was his name again? Can you spell it? Can you spell it again?" and so on...
Or maybe Palahniuk already IS a pen name and the birth name is even "worse"?

i've got a confession to make
I always mispronounce his last name, even knowing how it's supposed to sound
I think it just sounds better my way is all

Hey there, welcome, hope you enjoy staying here, and don't be weird.

[QUOTE=roadside;957776]oh well, I have to admit that I indeed remember your name, but regarding the quality of your posts, ummm... you know, I only came by for one or two days, then leave again for weeks or months. I'm a lazy lurker. So I honestly don´t remember.

[I]However[/I], I do remember your name. And your above quoted post was indeed thought-provoking ;)[/QUOTE]

Lazy lurker, Yeah right, It was you in the bushes!

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;957837]Lazy lurker, Yeah right, It was you in the bushes![/QUOTE]

Thank God you don't know what I did in those bushes! :naughty:

[QUOTE=LeHaHi;957822] don't be weird.[/QUOTE]

Oh, damn.

I like the fact that you use the raising eyebrows smiley a lot. You're not weird.

[QUOTE=LeHaHi;957898]I like the fact that you use the raising eyebrows smiley a lot. You're not weird.[/QUOTE]

they should have that smiley but with Groucho nose and glasses on it
I would use that smiley in every post!

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;957917]they should have that smiley but with Groucho nose and glasses on it
I would use that smiley in every post![/QUOTE]

That'd be rad. What do your house visitors think of your photo I sent? Do you have visitors?

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;957917]they should have that smiley but with Groucho nose and glasses on it
I would use that smiley in every post![/QUOTE]
Whoa! I just realized that [I]that's[/I] where those glasses originated!! I never knew! Hum, cool.
[IMG]http://www.sfparty.com/sites/sfparty2/products/841353t.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=LeHaHi;957924]That'd be rad. What do your house visitors think of your photo I sent? Do you have visitors?[/QUOTE]

I like to tell myself that [i]I'm[/i] the visitor and they live here full time
and yeah they liked it, my one brother i got turned on to watching the Marx brothers from showing him tht picture and starting to tell him about them from there
I felt like a comedy missionary!

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;957724]I've always wanted to ask this of some long time lurker/recently turned member,
did you ever read any of my posts and find them funny/thought-provoking?[/QUOTE]
You were the reason I started posting instead of just using the workshop.

[QUOTE=xec8;958271]You were the reason I started posting instead of just using the workshop.[/QUOTE]
You've mentioned this before brown-nose, you want a prize or something?

[QUOTE=Vendetta;958274]You've mentioned this before brown-nose, you want a prize or something?[/QUOTE]
Feeling bitter that you've never had that effect on potential culties?
And also, he [I]asked[/I].

[QUOTE=xec8;958271]You were the reason I started posting instead of just using the workshop.[/QUOTE]
yeah, sorry about that and all

I have a question, while you werre stalking did you hang out at the Lindsey Lohan thread? [I]this is crucial[/I].

[QUOTE=morey;958614]I have a question, while you werre stalking did you hang out at the Lindsey Lohan thread? [I]this is crucial[/I].[/QUOTE]

i think that's pretty obviously a "yes"

also, when I typed WOO HOO up there how come the spellcheck says HOO is spelled wrong but the WOO is just fine

you use spell check! what a weirdo.

[QUOTE=xec8;958612]Feeling bitter that you've never had that effect on potential culties?
[/QUOTE]
Only in a literal sense.

[QUOTE=morey;958618]you use spell check! what a weirdo.[/QUOTE]

it does it automatically underlines it in red!
you can't turn it off!!

[QUOTE=xec8;958612]Feeling bitter that you've never had that effect on potential culties?
And also, he [I]asked[/I].[/QUOTE]i can relate, i had a major hard-on for Brock! I'm sure nate will let you give him a hummer if you find yourself in his area.