Something original
As there's nothing original to write as a subject in a welcoming sub-forum, I don't even try to.
I'm from Sweden. I like Chuck Palahniuks novels (although they're rather expensive as they're only imported - Survivor was $17 in paperback... The only book translated into Swedish is of course Fight Club, but translations tend to eat away at the soul of the book). I'm currently reading "The dark tower"-series by Stephen King, and I just started reading Chucks "Snuff". Also, I'm writing a short-story - or novel if it will turn out that long.
I haven't really visited the forum so I don't know what kind of people are here, but it says it's like-minded somewhere on this page, so I guess it's all good...
Who are you?
Indeed. This site is devoted to the worship of the Anti-christ, and this is our man. It's a greatly liberating feeling.
Welcome.
And enjoy eternity in Hell.
Welcome, you may or may not find a new home here
((whispers)) Not many people like Chuck here...and they usually eat newbs alive.
Watch out for flying kittens, rainbows, and giant orange cocks
"Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live."
I'm just going to save 95% of people posting and..
[Insert dry wit/sarcasm/irony/euphemisms/arsehole remark(s) here]
Welcome to thecult. You're gonna hate love it!
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
Reading this, inspiration spreads like cancer through my body! Fast and malicious!
Hello and Welcome
First things first, I LOVE STEPHEN KING I called my cat Cujo but I wont go into that
Also Im a Barca fanatic and Im slowkly getting to like Ibrahimovic, so welcome dude.
I would say hey Snygging but you're not a chick.
Best
Derek
You don't have to like Ibrahimovic, I for one, don't. I think he's an egocentric sob. In sweden, we have tribute songs to him. I'm part of the group who doesn't think he's the greatest player of our time.
Now... How many here are Premium members? Are you/they viewed as the aristocrats of the community?
Premium members are not the aristocrats of this community but have an entire community of their own. They come in here to be a normal human being from time to time.
"Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live."
Not all of them.
I'm here. 
But she's right. A lot of the workshoppers stick to the workshop.
((whispers)) Not many people like Chuck here...and they usually eat newbs alive.
This is kind of a really poor way to introduce us and kind of snide, too.
Welcome, Mr Sweden. There's a few Scandinavians around these parts.
Mr Sweden sounds like a pornstar name. a male one...
Is there many peace disturbing people here? Or does those get banned? I used to spend a lot of time on Internet forums, but got tired of it like hell. I see people who've been here since the early 2000's. Is it that good here?
Now... How many here are Premium members? Are you/they viewed as the aristocrats of the community?
The greatest Swedish player of all time has to be Henrik Larrson. I effin love that guy so freakin maodest and great in front of goal too.
Anyways I'm a Barca fan first so I will go along with Ibra until he proves me wrong or turns his nose up to me.
Is there many peace disturbing people here? Or does those get banned? I used to spend a lot of time on Internet forums, but got tired of it like hell. I see people who've been here since the early 2000's. Is it that good here?
Peace gets disturbed every now and then. Sometimes people yell, sometimes people cry, no one's yet to die, but we try. It's a fun time here and if you know Norwegian, you can help Imke practice speaking it!
((whispers)) Not many people like Chuck here...and they usually eat newbs alive.
This is kind of a really poor way to introduce us and kind of snide, too.
Welcome, Mr Sweden. There's a few Scandinavians around these parts.
Yeah I know I'm an ass or as you like to put it at times a cunt, anyway
Jakezz I think you'll like it here. All these snide remarks are just reflective of my own insecurities of where I stand here at the Cult. It's a great community, really.
"Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live."
((whispers)) Not many people like Chuck here...and they usually eat newbs alive.
This is kind of a really poor way to introduce us and kind of snide, too.
Welcome, Mr Sweden. There's a few Scandinavians around these parts.
Yeah I know I'm an ass or as you like to put it at times a cunt, anyway
Jakezz I think you'll like it here. All these snide remarks are just reflective of my own insecurities of where I stand here at the Cult. It's a great community, really.
It really seems that way. I've been snooping around a bit, and I find it to be quite... fresh(?). It's really nice to at a community again. Seems I've missed it.
well i hope you stick around. i have a feeling you have quite a bit to contribute here and i'm looking forward to see how that turns out.
"Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live."
I'm the Antichrist, man. How you doing? Welcome to the Cult.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
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