Sitting in class.

Tell your teacher Brutalla says WAZZZUUUPPPP!!!!!!

hi snarky.

I got to tour a coffee roastery today. It was sort of fun. They have a little tasting room and all that.

Hello Sarah. I encourage you to keep posting.
Do you think it's safe for me to wash my body with hair conditioner? 'Cause that's all I have at the moment.

Don't you have a bar of soap or some handwash or an actual cleansing product because conditioner is designed to stay in your hair until you wash it out and you my friend, are a hairy man.

So, you could wash with it but it won't clean you. Just make you nice and glossy.

[QUOTE=Vendetta;967177]Just make you nice and glossy.[/QUOTE]
you know, i had really good intentions of keeping my breakfast inside of me today ...

[QUOTE=Thag;967179]you know, i had really good intentions of keeping my breakfast inside of me today ...[/QUOTE]
What is it about a glossy man that makes you think you're going to lose your breakfast? It'd make a nice change from the usual student style of matted hair and a thin coating of grime.

Good Morning, Snarky and welcome.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (baptized Joannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart) (January 27, 1756 – December 5, 1791) was a prolific and influential composer of the Classical era. His output of over 600 compositions includes works widely acknowledged as pinnacles of symphonic, concertante, chamber, piano, operatic, and choral music. Mozart is among the most enduringly popular of European composers and many of his works are part of the standard concert repertoire. He is generally considered to be one of the greatest composers of classical music.

[QUOTE=Vendetta;967177]Don't you have a bar of soap or some handwash or an actual cleansing product because conditioner is designed to stay in your hair until you wash it out and you my friend, are a hairy man.

So, you could wash with it but it won't clean you. Just make you nice and glossy.[/QUOTE]
Well, this is just a temporary solution. Till I get out of the house and buy some more soap.

Make your own soap - we had a little thread about this a while back.

But, V is right - conditioner will likely make you luxuriant and shiny. Maybe, if you're lucky, more manageable.

I admit I [I]am [/I]delightfully hirsute.

My husband can't grow facial hair - it is odd but I suppose it simplifies his life. He must remain a law abiding citizen though because he can never hide out from law enforcement with no beard growing skills.

Also, Sarah, I don't know if Mozart was a hairy man - so this may not help with your studies.

[QUOTE=Synnove;967201]My husband can't grow facial hair - it is odd but I suppose it simplifies his life. He must remain a law abiding citizen though because he can never hide out from law enforcement with no beard growing skills.

Also, Sarah, I don't know if Mozart was a hairy man - so this may not help with your studies.[/QUOTE]

He can't grow any at all or is he like me where I'll try and grow it but it just comes in patchy like a 9th grader's would?

[QUOTE=Smartazboy;967223]He can't grow any at all or is he like me where I'll try and grow it but it just comes in patchy like a 9th grader's would?[/QUOTE]
It isn't patchy but it is very light and doesn't really show up. Sometimes he'll try to grow a beard, usually near his birthday and will shave it if no one notices after a month has gone by.

Every time he's had to shave it - it just can't be seen.

So a month and still almost unnoticable? WOW! And here I thought mine was bad. Mine's noticable after a week but it just looks horrible.

Hello and Welcome Sarah,

Have a look around and Enjoy yourself.

he cheat and I

[QUOTE=Thag;967276]he cheat and I[/QUOTE]
Hmm? Did you have a liquid lunch, homie?

[QUOTE=Thag;967276]he cheat and I[/QUOTE]

Each it and I.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy;967280]Each it and I.[/QUOTE]

even better!!

[QUOTE=Smartazboy;967227]So a month and still almost unnoticable? WOW! And here I thought mine was bad. Mine's noticable after a week but it just looks horrible. :([/QUOTE]
You can see pictures of him in my picture profile at MySpace. He'll be thrilled that I shared how he is a freak of nature in this way.

We're going to keep names out of this thread, and Snarky and I are going to stay far away from each other on this forum. It is all too possible that it was me looking over your shoulder. Please pay attention in class next time.

I hope I scared you?

[QUOTE=Adelheid;967411]I hope I scared you?[/QUOTE]
Don't be cruel. Be [B]Magic ©[/B] !

Welcome!

Well thank you all for the wonderful welcome (I'm home and teacher free now.)

To Brutalla: I shall tell her tomorrow.

Thag: I've never toured a coffee shop before, sounds like a great time though.

XEC8: I've actually been in your situation before and I used the conditioner but afterwards my skin felt oily so I don't suggest it unless there is nothing else to wash yourself with.

Synnove: Thank you very much. Any help on my paper is appriciated though I already know a ton about Mozart. My favorite artists of Mozart and Marilyn Manson. Oh, and Mozart was in fact a very clean shaven man.

Bar. Boy: Thank very much.

LeHaHi: Thanks to you too

and Adelheid: Sorry Mrs. D...This is kind of like English though...

What else can you tell us about YOU?

Sup nigga?

Well, I'm in high school right now. I make documentaries. My current one, [I]No Child Left Unrecruited[/I] ,is receiving some interesting attention. All the way from Washington D.C. to George Clooney.

I like Metal and Classical music.

I take a lot of baths.

I'm into philosophy.

I write, mostly at night.

I have a pretty open mind.

I'm afraid to drive.

You know, I smoke.

Who are you?

[QUOTE=Snarky;967647]Well, I'm in high school right now. I make documentaries. My current one, I]No Child Left Unrecruited[/I] ,is receiving some interesting attention. All the way from Washington D.C. to George Clooney.

I like Metal and [B]Classical[/B] music.

I take a lot of baths.

I'm into philosophy.

I write, mostly at night.

I have a pretty open mind.

You know,[B] I smoke.[/B]
Who are you?[/QUOTE]

Cool, I bet you play an instument! I play the Clarinet in band. It's lame/cool.

And, eww. Smoking is gross.

Are you a boy, or girl? I'm getting a girl vibe. What grade, and that's exciting about your movie.

Yes, Levi - that's one hell of a question: Who [I]are[/I] you?

Uhm, I don't know. I hate that question.

You can read people well.

Yeah, I play the tuba. It's sort of this feminist statment that went too far..I good at it but I'm quiting (unlike my smoking)

I'm a girl. I'm a junior but I hope I don't act like it.Nice to meet you.

HI!!!

Do you like,:spam: ?

Our band lacks tubas. We have one good one, but we need more. Nice to meet you as well. Smoke if you wish, but go clean out your tuba, I bet it's full of TAR!

[QUOTE=Synnove;967657]Yes, Levi - that's one hell of a question: Who [I]are[/I] you?[/QUOTE]

Who are you? It goes both ways.

if I had to answer, I'd say a teen who can't wait to live his own life, and who still needs lots of help with tons of things.

you're more exciting than me then.

You didn't actually have to answer the question - I was joking. It is a question I can't answer myself.

So, when are you putting that Cult Boarding school together? Looks like you've got a good crew.

[QUOTE=Snarky;967670]you're more exciting than me then.[/QUOTE]

Kansas > Wyoming

[QUOTE=Synnove;967672]You didn't actually have to answer the question - I was joking. It is a question I can't answer myself.

So, when are you putting that Cult Boarding school together? Looks like you've got a good crew.[/QUOTE]

That'd be amazing. Like, you could come and be the headmistress! It could be like Hogwarts....!

I would so turn into a cat and bewitch everyone.

Who would I be?

The girl who drinks her potions and talks to people all drunk and half-lizard.

I think you pretty much nailed it. I can identify..

Haha, the cult boarding school. Sound great, "the school for all twisted teens."

Hogwarts? Only if I could be Snape.

aside from chuck, i've got a huge HP thing going on....JULY 21ST!!!

How is junior year going for you? Do you want out yet?

Junior year for me is going great as far as my art goes...as for all those other classes liek math, then no. I will be excited and fightened to get out. While I hate school, it's comfertable for me.

Oh don't ever start me on Harry Potter...When I'm not reading Palahniuk, I'm reading Rowling. Though it's a little wierd going from wizards to sex addicts but their all the same.

July 21 man...

I used to write fanfiction for HP.. about Draco and Hermione's ravenous sexual relations.

I hate to admit it, but I'm a muggleneter/mugglecaster. sick.

[QUOTE=chimney scott;967701]I used to write fanfiction for HP.. about Draco and Hermione's ravenous sexual relations.[/QUOTE]

NO! That's sooo funny! I'm a complete nerd. You have to listen to Mugglecast sometime, it's a riot. They are the biggest nerds. They laugh soo hard and ernestly at things like...

"HEY! What if, hah, hahaha, at the end of the book, ahah hahaha, JK Rowling, hhaheheeh, giggle, Had harry become, shnort, hehe haw, a HotDog cart salesman! hahahahahahaha!"

Like, that's not funny. But to them it is.