Since I've been here almost 3 years
Hi!
My name is Jessica and I am Miss Amazing,
kinda like misunderstood or miscomminucate.
I am 30 and am indirectly in the entertainment
industry. By indirectly I mean I sell popcorn
at the entertainment complex downtown.
Actually I do anything in food and beverage
from packing Carrie Underwood a picnic basket
to bartending a Bill Cosby show but really
I get paid to watch shows and get scouted.
I've been a member of this site for nearly three years
but because I have a proclivity to ask stupid questions,
use sarcasm profusely, and have stong but minority religious
beliefs--I try not to post much.
BUT--I love you guys. This is the best group of people
I have ever seen. Funniest, most intelligent, wittiest,
useful and interesting. Where is Six?
I am also an artist.
A new one, but quite visionary and fresh.
I make journals and they are delicious.
I paint the papers, and them make matching covers.
I use anything from Chuck ephemera
to dandelion wishes. I'm quite passionate about them.
I am a single mom of two little kids
and I love it. I don't like other people's kids
but these two are really neat.
So, just want to put this out there.
I chat sometimes and want others to know
I am more than a lurker.
I have a lot to say, but am a bit intimidated by you guys.
hey, i remember mr amazing. it's probably a coincidence. she said she's single.
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
can neither confirm nor deny his existance
and no. while he might actually be amazing,
my name was picked because I'm not amazing.
kinda like misunderstood or miscomminucate.
Mr Amazing is DeLeon DeMicoli, Miss Amazing is no relation.
Welcome back Ms Amazing!
also, i found an avatar for ya
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
I've seen you around you should post more. I think you would be a great contribution to the community.
I know you.
Hi! I like you! Post a bunch more! These are demands! (not really!)
(I think I've about worn out my exclaimation privilages now, I'm banning myself for a week from them)
(I think I've about worn out my exclaimation privilages now, I'm banning myself for a week from them)
i tend to do that too, exhausting my marks.
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
When you start to annoy your own self you know it is time to chill.
not another one that thinks every post is a piece of fucking poetry.
please stop hitting "return" every
five or so words. it gets really
annoying after, say, the first times
because it leads me to believe you
have something of interest to say
when in fact it's all just jibber-
jabber. you see?
but other than that, Welcome!
you should show us some of what you've got to say. get in there.
This October 27th
I'll have been here Seven years
Or one dog year
I'll scoot my butt across the carpet to celebrate.
now that, that is poetry, boys and girls.
Haiku!
Gesundheit!
1. not having to move eyes all the way across
repeatedly helps with eye strain which I am sure you
get from studying my every move.
2. though that was brilliant mr. parker
it did not a haiku make
3. i'll
hit
the
return
button
when
I
farkin
well
p
l
e
a
s
e
4. and mr. parker, if you aren't going to respond positively
to my private messages, then kindly don't bother me with your silly little witticisms.
What the heck did I do?
She probably got you confused with the other dude that has a last name.
Miss Amazing, you seem quite interesting, but your poetry post style strains my eyes.
She sent me a PM like a months ago but it was just one of those type a things that's a statement. There's nothing to reply to it with!
Sometimes people want to be acknowledged, yo.
1. not having to move eyes all the way across
repeatedly helps with eye strain which I am sure you
get from studying my every move.
2. though that was brilliant mr. parker
it did not a haiku make
3. i'll
hit
the
return
button
when
I
farkin
well
p
l
e
a
s
e
4. and mr. parker, if you aren't going to respond positively
to my private messages, then kindly don't bother me with your silly little witticisms.
it's a forum, not fucking house of leaves.
If we could still do color text like in the ol' vBulletin days, it could totally be House of Leaves.
shame we can't do sideways text really, isn't it?
Yes on the hurting of the eyes and the oh-my, n-glayven!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Welcome! Isn't there a Mr. Amazing on the site as well? Any relation?