Should I Rejoin The Cult?
Heyo people, tonight I was so bored I searched my old usernames. I joined when I was 18 in June 2003, made 9 posts (all with horrific spelling and punctuation) & then went off to become part of another community (dual online/offline) elsewhere, making love and enemies for almost 4 years before eventually becoming heart-broken, beat-down and bored enough to 'delete myself' and search for my old usernames.
Chuck Palahniuk has had a couple of cameos in my life so far, what with friendships based on knowing who he is, which led to a nice job and Haunted being given to me for free 
. On the opposite end of the spectrum a few arguments with my ex because she thought I was forcing her to read Invisible Monsters (our relationship was full of such explosive moments over miniscule things...which led us to breaking up). And now I'm back at The Cult, a place where everyone is brought together by a mutual love of the man. “Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it.” and all that, Chuck has done me good so far... all I need to remember is if I ever get down on bended knee in front of a girl I should ask "what would Jesus NOT do?" first, just to see the reaction.
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Deja Vu.
Look man, You got out. not many do. Looks like your another one that couldn't stay off the Cult. I'd ask you what it was like in the real world, but you said you just switched addictions.
Have fun here, good luck gettin' out again.
"well she's either a cruel horny bitch or she might actually like you." - audreythirteen
sounds like a good time to me. the more you feel, the more you are. the sixth sense? i vote for pain.
bake yourself a cake:
in a 9X13 pan, sift 3 cups flour, 2 cups sugar, 1.5 tsp soda, 1 tsp salt, 1/3 a cup of cocoa, spread in pan and make THREE HOLES in mixture.
hole 1: 1 tsp vanilla
hole 2: 3/4 cup veg. oil
hole 3: 2 tbsp vinegar
pour 2 cups water over the whole motherfucker and mix 'til well-blended.
bake 40 min, at 350degrees.
while that shit's baking, you have two important things to do. first, i want you to meditate. if you don't know how, there are decent instructions at [url]www.howtomeditate.com[/url] envision yourself sitting, floating alone in a void. try to envision this void as your mind. then, try to find in this mind o' yours, the point where your thoughts arise.
this next part is tricky. i want you to cultivate within yourself a will to destroy. take all your negative feelings, any pent up rage and anger you have, and just let it boil in your belly. and then take that will to destroy, and focus it on that point-where-thougths arise. destroy the fuck out of that thing.
do this in a hurry, 'cause now you have to make the frosting.
1/4 cup butter, 1/4 cup milk, 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp vanilla. put that shit on some high heat on your stove, let it boil for 1 minute, then add 1 cup of miniature marshmallows and 1 cup of chocolate chips. mix it while it heats and put it on top of your cake.
alleister crowley called this 'opening the eye of shiva', and personally i think he was just utterly full of shit, like most libras. not all of them, mind you, but err. anyway.
the idea is, not only will you feek like a weird motherfucker, but you'll have cake.
anything can be rationalized.
The last post has just confirmed I should be here. Thanks.
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[QUOTE=miraculousmeaningless;942365]
the idea is, not only will you [COLOR=yellow]feek [/COLOR]like a weird motherfucker, but you'll have cake.
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[B]Feek:[/B] [I]verb[/I]
1. To seek for something to fuck.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
[QUOTE=xec8;943960][B]Feek:[/B] [I]verb[/I]
1. To seek for something to fuck.[/QUOTE]
Please tell me that's real and you didn't make it up.
[QUOTE=RizNeuro;946288]Please tell me that's real and you didn't make it up.[/QUOTE]
I made it up.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
well, stay i guess. Re-welcome.
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