Shiny Fresh Newness

warm steaming cup o' black coffee...

stale sludge oozing out of a mug to make way for new again...

hello clever K
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fresh
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mold

nubile li'l vixen walking the streets at night while scantily clad--------> maggot infested corpse with torn fishnets lying in a gutter

welcome welcome

6-ply toilet paper in a package of 6, fresh from the store.

6-ply toilet paper 6-days later, soggy and clumping in your septic tank backed up in your backyard on a hot steamy day, while having a barbeque.

[QUOTE=Minuet]6-ply toilet paper in a package of 6, fresh from the store.

6-ply toilet paper 6-days later soggy and clumping in your septic tank backed up in your backyard on a hot steamy day, while having a barbeque.[/QUOTE]

oooohhhh- i like this
it may even be better than mine

[QUOTE=TheJudasCow]oooohhhh- i like this
it may even be better than mine[/QUOTE]

it took me a minute.

still, yours is what created mine:)

ooohhh, i feel loved.

heres one

Gravy Train, crunchy and fresh in a nice shiny stainless steel bowl------->
steaming pile left for everyone to see on a snow covered country sidewalk

hot steamy shells and cheese with chunks of broccoli.

lukewarm sinuey vomit with bubbles and chunks of broccoli.

[QUOTE=TheJudasCow]ooohhh, i feel loved.

heres one

Gravy Train, crunchy and fresh in a nice shiny stainless steel bowl------->
steaming pile left for everyone to see on a snow covered country sidewalk[/QUOTE]

I got's one!

[I]Healthy Fetus.

Broken Lunch.[/I]

I've posted for a couple days here and made limited contact with other people. In this forum, I'm just wondering, is there some kind of secret handshake that I'm not privy to? Because I'd like to practice it.

anything involving a fetus is nifty in my book

hows about...

kitten with peachfuz hair just weened from its mother---->
dead half bald tabby lying in the street with its intestines coming out its eyes

dont take it personally, cat people

[QUOTE=Clever K]I've posted for a couple days here and made limited contact with other people. In this forum, I'm just wondering, is there some kind of secret handshake that I'm not privy to? Because I'd like to practice it.[/QUOTE]

You think all you have to do is ask and ye shall receive? Pffft. You have to earn the right to know the secret handshake, noob.

A couple on their honeymoon , both with silky smooth sun tanned skin, on a pearly white beach with crystal clear blue sand, and perfectly shaped palm trees
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Two decrepit rotting corpses in seperate coffins acting as homes for the earth worms and maggots, slowly deteriating while their wedding rings tarnish and rust.

Don't let this die, I'm sorry if it was I who killed it, I'm sorry, I appoligise, don't let it die it was so awsome, I'm sorry, POST HERE damnit....let me try again....

A budding rose planted lovingly in dark, moist earth.

A drooping, wilted rose plant, in fry cracking dusty earth with small black bugs eating the leaves and the petals of the already decomposing plant.

I'm sorry when I read this topic for the first time I thought this is too cool, let me try, but I killed it, I'm sorry...

something new: puppets made of baby skin

something old: puppet made of dead swedish hookers, the old kind. you know the ones. the one that was in her 80's when she was murders by a drunken john, that sobered up enough during fuckin' to reliaze it's not a man, let alone a "hot young man is his 20's", so he pounded her head aginst the wall in the ally, till she wasn't sceaming anymore, but not before he shot is load in her ass. that kind of hooker.

that was so like my first post here

heres one

Greco car seat fresh from the bubble wrap------> melted plastic with bubbly baby fat crunchy in the toasted fabric

Guys by now you should have realized how awsome this thread is....

Let me try again:

Boxes hanging hanging neatly in a store, all lined up perfectly, all color coded boxes depending upon the type.
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A ripped condum half burried in the sand at the beach, dripping with sperm, lubricants, and fecal matter.

Ok that was Diary inspired....kinda', ok it's a streach, but there you have it.

oh my god like new: lindsey lohan. umm like old: hilary duff( she's like sooo a month ago)

Freshly picked corn on the cob.

Two days later:
Little yellow undigested bits of corn imbedded in your swirling fecal matter.

[QUOTE=Mr. Pink]A couple on their honeymoon , both with silky smooth sun tanned skin, on a pearly white beach with crystal clear blue sand, and perfectly shaped palm trees
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Two decrepit rotting corpses in seperate coffins acting as homes for the earth worms and maggots, slowly deteriating while their wedding rings tarnish and rust.[/QUOTE]

How about same [I]new[/I], but...

two haggard, exhausted parents steaming Saturday morning, slept-in clothes funk and sour milk while shrieking baby craps in a diaper, the suffocating shit fumes peeling the paint off the walls

That's a little [I]married with kid(s)[/I] humor for y'all.

shiny, foil packet

smelly, deflated balloon encrusted with blood and pubic hairs, shot full of pus and dick snot

Oops, just saw that someone already did that one...

How 'bout sort of reversing the expectations and making it even worse?

fresh, pungent pile of dogshit steaming on the frosty grass on a bright, but brisk, October morning

grinning, balding, fat man with shit-stained teeth and a shit-covered silver spoon with a monogram on it

The [I]monogram[/I] made me laugh out loud when I thought of it. I guess what's fun and funny to me about this thread is taking the sacred and violating it, making it profane, the literary analogy to deflowering a virgin. I'm thinking, [I]OK, so what's the most profane thing that I could think of?[/I] Grandson blowing his wad all over his grandma's saggy tits?

Q: What didja get grandma for Mother's Day?
A: I got her a facial (buh dum bump).

Maybe I'm tired, but this all seems very silly to me right now, I just can't take it seriously or get grossed out by it.

OK I'll shut the fuck up now. It's nice posting in a forum where seven layers of checks don't try to block you from posting profanity, so you can't respond to a post from your best friend, whose name is Dick Glasscock.

Arabs shitting into the sawed-off cranium top of George Bush, with hair still attached to it. Don't send the CIA to my house, this is not a suggestion, it's just a little exercise in taking the untouchable and violating it to the greatest extent possible with words.

priest staining altar boy's white smock by using it to wipe the shit and blood off his now limp and dripping cock and veinous scrotum

What is the most sacred thing in the world? What is the most profane thing that you could do to it?

the Pope has got to be up there, Jesus, the cross Mohammed and Allah are way up there, but someone will kill your ass just for talking about it, someone's grave, someone's body, a relative especially a child, pets, a roadside cross where someone died in an accident

sex, and anything involving poop seems to be profane, perhaps anything that reminds us of our meat existence spitting, stomping on, ripping, rending, burning, all lesser offenses to sex or poop, peeing, yet give it to Cheech and Chong, and it becomes humor

[QUOTE=meatthinker]...[I]OK, so what's the most profane thing that I could think of?[/I] Grandson blowing his wad all over his grandma's saggy tits?...[/QUOTE]
Holy Shit that my friend was almost as gut wrenching (to me) as Guts, if not more so....whoa

Oh and by the way meatthinker welcome to the cult.

[QUOTE=Mr. Pink]Holy Shit that my friend was almost as gut wrenching (to me) as Guts, if not more so....whoa

Oh and by the way meatthinker welcome to the cult.[/QUOTE]

Thanks It's like my writing mentor, Peter Porosky, used to say [I]You must go further into the abyss[/I], not run away from it. It's a piece of advice I never forgot, nor took lightly.

And I thought after [I]Fight Club[/I], you all would be desensitized and I wouldn't be able to come up with anything good. There are just so many sacred things that have already been violated, it's hard to come up with anything original.

It's also interesting thinking about [I]how[/I] something becomes sacred or taboo--I guess this will be my latest obsession to throw into my writing. For instance, Iraqi prisoners would be a sensitive subject right now because of the controversy, something like:

US Army general with filthy hands fists a pregnant, Iraqi prisoner, rips out the fetus by the feet, chops it up with a machete, and starts stuffing the cubed pieces of bloody, dripping, still warm, baby flesh up the Pope's ass. A shard of shattered femur catches on His Holiness' rectum and punctures the skin. He sobs in pain as the serated bone separates the sphincter from his anus, but he is too exhausted and in shock to scream.

It would be hard to top that.

I am swimming across a warm, puss-smelling sea of bloody, aborted fetuses, stopping to spit out chunks of placenta and mutilated limbs, the iron flavor of blood filling my mouth.

At some scale, it starts to become incomprehensible, even absurd, overwhelming like piles of skeletenous Holocaust bodies being bulldozed into deep pits.

A better challenge might be to go for subtlety against stringent, usually religious, moral guideline. What is the most graphic and horrific thing that you could send by mail to Saudi Arabia that would not be censored? I had cousins who used to live there, and their magazine subscriptions arrived with any bare, female skin cut out with scissors, never mind if there was an article on the opposite side of the page. It makes me wonder: Who did they get to cut out the pictures? And if he or she was a Muslim, how did he or she atone for looking at the pictures? Or did they hire a Christian or other non-Muslim, and why did he or she agree to do it?

glorious four hour fuck session ending in conception of male child...........>

child scraped out with a coat hanger and placed in a blender ready to make a yummy protien shake for one mr br.......
you know what- i'll leave the name out.

i had to post.
sorry.

Well I really don't have any thing to say, but I can't let it die, so I'm just raising this back to the top of the list...

i'm running out of things to say on this thread to.

The grandma's tits thing I wrote has grown into a novel, working title [I]Scavengers[/I]. I'm working on the outline, and some stories that will turn into chapters. Ooh, this is gonna be good! I've been tossing around some ideas and getting some delicious advice in PM.

Being a scavenger isn't always about roadkill. Sometimes, what's discarded is just unappreciated.

Sorry if I derailed this thread. Let's try to get it back on track!

Indeed I must agree. But now what to write.....hummmmm??? How about this:

The All-American highschool graduate, prom king, clean cut, with an new car and a beautiful role model girlfriend. Leaving high school with a four point O.
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Louser pot head living in a dorm room with ten other men, with greasy hair, breath smelling of pot and alachol with traces of cocaine around his nose. Failing GPA, with no money, every thing was sold for drugs and debts. His girlfriend is still with him, but she has become a two doller whore.

Hopefully that will save this, and give others insperation. Come on people think this is too good to louse.

Cave sparrow vomitting yellow, sinuous mucous on the wall of a filthy, dingy cave to fashion a nest.

Delicious Chinese bird's nest soup.

That's another "reverse" one that I thought up the other day.

Pristine glade of ancient pinon trees, with nuthatches twittering about gleefully.

Crowded subdivision of ugly, cookie-cutter ranch houses, filled with ugly people.

this is inspired by me cousin:

belgium waffles crisp and golden brown topped with butter, whipped cream, and fresh strawberries on a stain free white and blue plate

figure hunched over a toilet with food poisoning expelling pink white and peach slime chunks into the welcoming water

okay- that was cleaner than i could do but i have people watching and i dont want to come off as TOO horrifying

Beautiful, raven-haired, young woman with perky, supple breasts, firm thighs, and alabaster skin.

Ancient, prune-wrinkled hag with yellowed hair falling out in patches, face barely more than a skull with sunken eye sockets, spider-web of dark blue veins showing through mottled skin, bone-protruding hips, and breasts hanging like deflated, brown paper sacks with nipples pointing at the floor.

straight A student with bright blue eyes creamy white skin and golden hair, a loving family, and great personality

nude body shackled to a wall, nails torn out and face a bloody purple bruised mess, urine puddled at her feet and dislocated shoulders. hair a matted clump of sweaty blood soaked strands.

c'mon- smile...

New one: (Hopefully it's good)

16 year old-Sitting in the DMV filling out the regrestration from. Checking the boxes filling in the SS#, and getting the $5 discount for being an organ donar.

Cadaver- Dead, cold and lifeless. Taken advantage of by the mortation, the teacher, and the janator.

enthusiastic newby
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brain splattered wall

Packaged in groups of three, white, clean, folded neatly, and 100% cotton.

Stained with the blood and sweat of the woman who was wearing this pair we find it ripped and crumpled in a heap after the rapist rips them.

Clean, paper encased cylinder with pink writing.

Blood and mucus soaked wad soaking in the toilet.

Bottom half of a cellophane wrapper torn off a fresh pack of Marlboro reds.

Finding the bottom half of an old cellophane wrapper along the curb from an unidentified pack of cigarettes and using it for an impromtu cocaine billet.

Shining, glistening, in multi-packs of a dozen, they come in black, blue, and red.

Broken on both ends, caked with white powder on the inside, and blood and nasal discharge cementing it to the floor of the bathroom.

Well I figured triple digets was a good enough reason as any to revive this thread. Hey newer noobs (well newer than me anyways) take a looksy at this, and post here god damnit.

Mr. Pink

Mr. Brown

Fresh copy of new paperback edition of Fight Club.

Bound mold, greener and more slimy then a trolls vagina, part of a festering compost pile, getting pissed on by a junkyard dog.

pink, virgin lungs driving sexy voice
vs.
tracheotomy box

but you know what, everything here is so morbid and macabre. thus . . .

buried maggot corpse
vs.
grandson's beautiful baby fat

and

hours of research and rough drafts
vs.
five-star story in the workshop

Beautiful clear summer day, crystal clear pond, light breese playing at your hair.

Splash

Red, inflamed, burning eyes, bleeding from the ameobas eating you eyes out.

Well Fuck me Smartzaboy - that was Parkaboy, and a combo of my bad memory....shit I coulda' sworn you were in on this.

Well for everyone else try to come up with something to add to this wonderful, yet slighty dead thread.

Once again sorry man.

Puppy as a Christmas gift

Grown dog left out in the cold and snow because he isn't as cool as this years Christmas gift.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Puppy as a Christmas gift

Grown dog left out in the cold and snow because he isn't as cool as this years Christmas gift.[/QUOTE]

you so couldve done better
here. lemme try.

Golden retriever puppy, coat shiny and silken from its first bath and a big red bow tied around its neck for a child's gift------>
(after first feeding)
stiff puppy carcass frozen to the patio, solidified urine sealing it to the concrete, its gray tongue stuck to its hardened ribbon.

Mom, where's Fido?