Rank His Books

No. Fix your motherfucking sig already.

What's the matter with my sig?

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]No. Fix your motherfucking sig already.[/QUOTE]

There I 'motherfucking' fixed it.

That better? Is that good enough for you? Huh? And what the fuck was the matter with my old sig anyways? huh? What the fuck? Do you approve with my new signiture? Is is better?

[QUOTE=Mr. Pink]That better?[/QUOTE]
It's a step in the right direction.

[QUOTE=Mr. Pink]Is that good enough for you?[/QUOTE]
That'll do, Pig. That'll do.

[QUOTE=Mr. Pink]Huh?[/QUOTE]
You got earwax?

[QUOTE=Mr. Pink]And what the fuck was the matter with my old sig anyways?[/QUOTE]
Numerous words were misspelled. And not just one letter, the whole thing looked like a fucking Scrabble board after an earthquake.

[QUOTE=Mr. Pink]huh?[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://www.francoamericannovelty.com/Images/make-up/ClownTown/jpeg/25015.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Mr. Pink]What the fuck?[/QUOTE]
Simple: Me > You

[QUOTE=Mr. Pink]Do you approve with my new signiture?[/QUOTE]
*approve [B]of[/B]
*sign[B]a[/B]ture

That's the same question as your second question which I answered above.

[QUOTE=Mr. Pink]Is is better?[/QUOTE]
It's not a better [I]quote[/I], in fact it's a pretty shitty one compared to the better ones available from the very same movie; but at least people will now have to deduce that you're a retard from actually reading your posts instead of just seeing your sig.
Bong.

Mom And Dad Stop Fighting Its Christmas!!!!???

But really this is just my opinion so just stay cool, we can argue but we can be civil just like if we were in person

Choke
Survivor
Fight Club
Lullaby
Ivisible Monsters
Fugitives and Refugees
Diary aiight

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]...Numerous words were misspelled. And not just one letter, the whole thing looked like a fucking Scrabble board after an earthquake.[/QUOTE]

Ok first of all why the fuck does my choice of quotes make me a fucking idiot, when they are just a display of how, and what I enjoyed in that film. And what the hell it wasn’t spelled wrong:
I DON”T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMNED THING!
Maybe I spelled his name wrong? Is that where I had my spelling error? I’m sorry I just don’t know. Thirdly you called me an “pig” I’ll have you know that I’m a six foot one, one hundred forty pound 16-year old. Does that sound much like a pig to you? I personally don’t think so, at least not in today’s world of Biggie and Supersize ‘ed value meals. Next you called me an idiot, what have I done to so thoroughly convince you that I am a pee-brained fuck?
And also in case you couldn’t figure it out the last part of my last post was sarcasm, I don’t know if you were unable to pick up on that or you were just trying to be a total fucking ass and try and make me sound stupid........

Ok well I’m all for calling this whole bitter argument off and walking a way from it like to civilized adults. You’ve insulted me twice, I insulted you once (in terms of name calling). So I say just call this off. I’m sorry Truce?

Oh and here's my list:

Invisible Monsters
Fight Club
Lullaby
Coke
Survivor
Diary

Ok don’t castrate me on the spot. I’m sorry to all of you that I’ve mortally offended, don’t hate me forever. Ozymandias you can hate me. I’m sorry. That’s just my favorites. Oh and I just haven’t read Fugitives and Refugees.

Fugitives and Refugees as all of chucks work is worth reading without a doubt, but stacked up to his other work (which is kind of hard to do since his other stuff being novels Fand R being a tour guide of Portland type thing) it doesn't quite hit the spot. You put IM at the top of your list? Interesting choice, i liked it even though its not my fav, for some reason when chuck goes into detail on stuff its usually cool but the surgery stuff kinda made me sick (this coming from a guy who ate cereal while watching the Lux Aeterna sequence on Requiem for a Dream). See you can disagree without being hostile I'LL FUCKING KILLZ YOU HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE CHOKE.... just jokin.

And uh there is something you should know about mandias he kinda doesn't like Tarantino, (and when i say "kinda" i mean "fucking hates", for some crazy reason to each his own i guess) so it was kind of unavoidable you and him having words. I was suprised that a 16 year old was wise enough to know how futile arguing over the internet can be (me being 18 and dumb as a box of rocks).

choke
lullaby
fight club
survivior
invisible monsters
stranger than fiction
diary
f & r

i think i named them all. if i forgot any let me know.

ha! new sig! see!

Awesome sig indeed, what the line he says during that scene "Hey Bob" SPLIT classic. Now if i could only find a moving one with him naked with the chainsaw.

Dats right chapter 27 of choke is probably one of the funniest things i have ever read hope they don't cut it out of the movie. Yall stay up gotta leave the net feds is after me.

[QUOTE=Ochibara]...I'LL FUCKING KILLZ YOU HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE CHOKE.... just jokin.[/QUOTE]

Actually I read Choke first, and really enjoyed it. Please don't think that (although I know you're just joking) I didn't like Choke, I really did, and it's a hellava lot better than some of the stuff I've read. But those top three after IM are very close. Like all three would have been tied for second place, but I thought that would be more like cheating. So there you have it.

To each his own bud, and is that the cheshire cat cuz it's freakin me the fuck out mann. What made IM so appealing to you, its a good book no doubt but Victor Mancini friggin owns.

[QUOTE=Ochibara]To each his own bud, and is that the cheshire cat cuz it's freakin me the fuck out mann. What made IM so appealing to you, its a good book no doubt but Victor Mancini friggin owns.[/QUOTE]

Yeah that's the Cheshire Cat, only it's from that computer game Alice in Wonderland. NOTE: I’ve never actually played the game, I just always like the Cat, and it’s especially cool in that picture/version of the cat.

Well I really liked how the whole story kinda’ intertwined into a really cool (or at least I thought it did) twisted end where everything that was driving you to read the book was explained, and it made sense. Well to me at least. And while I really really liked CHOKE I just, well idunno I guess I just thought it had just the right mix of his different writing styles for me ( the shock value, the suspenseful writing, and the twists that came at the outcome). Choke was good, but I guess it just had too much shocking, and disturbing imagery in there (that is not to say I don’t like that type of imagery, but as they say: Too much of a good thing can be bad, but not terrible). Idunno, like i said they’re all real close.

So why is CHOKE so appealing to you?

Well being a newbie to the cult, I would first like to say that all of Chucky P's books rock. I've never enjoyed reading as much as I do when I read his books. I've read them all except Survivor. Which is on the to do list. So don't worry but here's the rest of his fiction work in order of greatness.

Invisible Monsters
Lullaby
Fight Club
Choke
Diary

Invisible Monsters the last two chapters, how the whole story is tied together and all questions are answered made me just fall in love with Shannon the character who hated everyone and everything. And chapter 3 of Lullaby just totally sold the whole idea behind the book for me and really sucked me in for the rest of the ride. That's all for me for now.

choke.