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hey, spiritman. welcome to the cult ! often dubbed a writer's cult.
alot is actually "a lot"
other than that.. i dont capitalize on the forums....
there is ample booktalk and writing jabber around this domain. feel free to get involved and banter. reinvigorate the many dead threads in the selfside and chuckside forums, or just read them. then get to the essays on the craft provided here by chuck, and there are many interviews and essays by authors on here too. also, to mention, one of chris baer's first short stories is wedged into this place for free to all users. really, spend time exploring and learning. ask questions and play and learn. a few things that i enjoy doing here.
-kabol
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
Well.. Howdy guys . Just joined today. Have no idea what I'm doing. Just paid 40 bucks on the premium membership but I don't know how to post my stories.. can someone throw me a bone here?
Hi new people!
Its so funny how this is the new people thread.
Anyway welcome and have fun.
I have no idea how anything works around here so good luck with that.
Hi all,
New here,i have always been meaning to sign up, so to avoid go out in the sunshine this morning i have!.
Hi,
I'm new and would like to say hello. I'm probably in the wrong time zone, but who cares?
I have loads to say, but now I'm typing it's all rushed out of my head and gone to the shops.
I'll let you know when (if?) they come back.
which time zone?
Hey, hows it going new girl.
I am IRONMAN.
She-males Master.
hey people, this websites the shit! i love chuck and anything else weird and wonderful and off centre ya know! jus read geeneration x too which was cool, good slogans and shit, well thought id say hi as im newbieman and anyone please let me know if theirs some really cool hidden places on here where all the cool kids hang out!!!!!!!!!
hey, carr
a cool place to spend a bit of time is in the author shorts:
http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts
and for off the centre, read the chris baer story there. dude can fucking write.
also, spend time in the chat when people are there. a good way to get to know people and learn about the place.
-kabol
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
Hey, Ivy, whose blog is that in your sig?
oooh I'm from Canada too...
and I have a pet polar-bear.
a cool place to spend a bit of time is in the author shorts:
http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts
well, i thought it was funny..
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my wife always asks people from canada if they have "mooses" and if so, do they ride them to school.
"We sleep safely at night because rough men stand ready to visit violence on our behalf."-Winston Churchill
Hey, another new person here. *waves*
I'm Dan, 21, from England. Can't believe it's taken me so long to sign up for this site, as i've been a massive fan of Chuck's work for probably 4 years now...
I love reading, writing and drinking - would love to do any/all of the above for a living. Got a degree from Oxford but hated the place. And the letter 'u' key on this laptop keeps falling off... but otherwise it's a great day!
after a long time away, i'm back.
i'll cut your throat
i'll make amends
Hey, another new person here. *waves*
I'm Dan, 21, from England. Can't believe it's taken me so long to sign up for this site, as i've been a massive fan of Chuck's work for probably 4 years now...
I love reading, writing and drinking - would love to do any/all of the above for a living. Got a degree from Oxford but hated the place. And the letter 'u' key on this laptop keeps falling off... but otherwise it's a great day!
Who's Chuck?
after a long time away, i'm back.
Who are you?
Hey, just joined the cult and wondering whose about.
Special 'hello's' to anyone else from the UK 
Chris.
Hey, just joined the cult and wondering whose about.
Special 'hello's' to anyone else from the UK
Chris.
HI Im from the uk aswell.
Oh wait in 1916 we threw the Brits out!
Greetings from Ireland!!!!!
HI Im from the uk aswell.
Oh wait in 1916 we threw the Brits out!
Greetings from Ireland!!!!!
Ha ha
i laughed
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Good job on that one.
I'm from Wales myself, we haven't succeeded in kicking the english out yet...
Good job on that one.
I'm from Wales myself, we haven't succeeded in kicking the english out yet...
Whales? I love whales. Free Willy was sooooooooooooooo good.
Hey, just joined the cult and wondering whose about.
Special 'hello's' to anyone else from the UK
Chris.
HI Im from the uk aswell.
Oh wait in 1916 we threw the Brits out!
Greetings from Ireland!!!!!
NIcely done, by the way. No small feat considering the size of their navy. It's time I say this: Country of Ireland, Mark congratulates you.
By the by, Derek, how far is Tuam from Dublin? I may or may not be studying in Ireland next summer.
Hey, just joined the cult and wondering whose about.
Special 'hello's' to anyone else from the UK
Chris.
HI Im from the uk aswell.
Oh wait in 1916 we threw the Brits out!
Greetings from Ireland!!!!!
NIcely done, by the way. No small feat considering the size of their navy. It's time I say this: Country of Ireland, Mark congratulates you.
By the by, Derek, how far is Tuam from Dublin? I may or may not be studying in Ireland next summer.
Irelands tiny, Tuam is on the west coast and Dublin on the East coast but still it takes less than 3 hours to get there by a bus or train. Im in Dublin about once every 3 months or if you want to visit Tuam you have a place to stay.
Cool, man. I'm looking at an exchange program with Trinity College at the moment. Hopefully the money works out.
i'm really bothered by this new member free for all thread. hello newbies.
Hi all.
New to this site. I joined it today since I'd never really heard of this site before. I'm from the Philippines and am turning 16 in September. So I discovered Palahniuk last summer when I read both 'Fight Club' and 'Invisible Monsters'. When read so closely to each other it gave me cranial panic attacks. I've actually only finished three books so far, the third being 'Lullaby' two months ago. I had a failed attempt at reading 'Choke' because life fails, but I'm gonna try and have another shot at that later on. I'm reading a Haruki Murakami book right now called 'Norwegian Wood', then I'm gonna tackle 'Snuff', whether or not people approve of a 16-year-old girl from a conservative Catholic family reading it. This is why I keep all my CP books stowed away in a secret compartment in my room, as if they all read the inscription, "Keep out of reach of anal Catholic parents."
Some say that reading two consecutive Palahniuk novels is bad for your health. Been there, done that. Whatever.
♥Kaye
hey. love the heart, kaye. welcome to the cult !
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I thought that said "anal Catholic priests."
hello
I just realized how much of a jerkoff I sounded when I posted that.
I just realized how much of a jerkoff I sounded when I posted that.
Aaaw, why so low of yourself?
I just realized how much of a jerkoff I sounded when I posted that.
Welcome to the club !
new thread title fixed it.
aha!
Good call, Nate. Also I got in touch with Kirk who edited it.
No, fuck that edit! I wasn't asking a Question. I changed it back. My thread, my title.
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
I'm new here. I've been a registered member for a long time, but never made the time to join any groups or say anything. A few days ago I figured that if I want to be serious about writing this is where I start. So hello everyone. Hope to talk to alot of people and learn more about writing.
"We sleep safely at night because rough men stand ready to visit violence on our behalf."-Winston Churchill