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I'm new here, I have no idea whats going on. Never the less I'm here saying hello to anyone who will read this.
So, Hello!
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
Thanks!
Canada is like a marshmallow in a micowave, when you stimulate the atoms they expand creating an enormous white mess.
Delicious and confusing.
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
riddler?
First thing that came to mind well thinking about Canada.
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
big white mess is my kind of town
is it true that canadians dont yet have running water or electricity?
and if you dont have electricity, how are you using this site? did you buy chinese batteries?
Yes, we bathe in the lakes and rivers.
I have an exercise bike that is hooked up to the power supply in my computer, as long as I keep peddling I can use this site.
Good exercise, you should see my calf mussels!
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
yes, i'm new and confused as well. shall we join a support group, eh?
yes, the "eh?" was a canadian stereotype that i am mockingly perpetuating. don't hate me
Well howdy doody, you two plan to stick around and feel your way around, ya know sorta gropey gropey tickle and squeeze ?
There are no pacts between lions and men.
I'm sorry ( pronounced Sar-ree ) you feel that way. I don't hate you, I hate everybody. 
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
Gropey gropey tickle and squeeze, sounds like a party to me.
Woot!
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
Indeed, it is a raccoon.
Stuffed and mounted on the wall of a hotel I stayed in.
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
I like raccoons. When they're alive. They have those black eyes like they just took a beating, but they wanna start some shit anyway. Racoons are gangster.
Indeed, it is a raccoon.
Stuffed and mounted on the wall of a hotel I stayed in.
I like raccoons. When they're alive. They have those black eyes like they just took a beating, but they wanna start some shit anyway. Racoons are gangster.
Yes I like raccoons too, especially Bert raccoon.
All would be calm in the forest except for Cyril Sneer, whatever the hell kinda animal he is. I don't even know, maybe an anteater.
I also enjoy raccoons wrap in bacon and dipped in chocolate, but thats a story for another day.
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
Indeed, it is a raccoon.
Stuffed and mounted on the wall of a hotel I stayed in.
It could very well have been.
I was severely inebriated at the time. Cheers!
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Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
glad to see hate is non discriminatory
i plan to stick around, 'cause i gots mad love for chuck p. just finished rant and it was again brilliant. what's to do around here anyway? and where's my welcoming fruit basket?
I also enjoy raccoons wrap in bacon and dipped in chocolate, but thats a story for another day.
canadians are weird
Welcome Ivykins. I am in Canada too. In Toronto. Yes, we Canadians are weird but in a good way. I say eh all the time and don't even realize I'm doing it. I'm trying to stop eh?
I also enjoy raccoons wrap in bacon and dipped in chocolate, but thats a story for another day.
canadians are weird
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Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
Thanks!
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Beaver power!
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
Hey Ivy. That used to be my avatar for about a minute several years ago. It didn't fit me very well though.
There is hope, but not for us.
Hey Ivy. That used to be my avatar for about a minute several years ago. It didn't fit me very well though.
I've been using it off and on for some time... makes me laugh.
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
you somewhat resemble a super drunk and stoned kirsten dunst in that picture. unless, of course, you are the rubber duck.
edit: also, welcome!
you somewhat resemble a super drunk and stoned kirsten dunst in that picture. unless, of course, you are the rubber duck.
edit: also, welcome!
Barrie? BARRIE?! Shittiest town ever. I mean, what does BARRIE have going for it?
dont know. never been.
hey, welcome, ivykins !
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
glad to see hate is non discriminatory
i plan to stick around, 'cause i gots mad love for chuck p. just finished rant and it was again brilliant. what's to do around here anyway? and where's my welcoming fruit basket?
You get the fruit basket when you hit 1,000 posts. That, or a hooker.
I think there's been some hold up with those though because I put in my order ages ago and never received either.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
you somewhat resemble a super drunk and stoned kirsten dunst in that picture. unless, of course, you are the rubber duck.
edit: also, welcome!
I think I look more like the rubber duck then Kirsten Dunst.
Thanks for the welcoming!
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
FUN FACT OF THE DAY: kirsten dunst is billy corrigan with a wig
Good to know.
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
Barrie? BARRIE?! Shittiest town ever. I mean, what does BARRIE have going for it?
No better or worse then any other place in the world.
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
You get the fruit basket when you hit 1,000 posts. That, or a hooker.
I think there's been some hold up with those though because I put in my order ages ago and never received either.
Nice!
Are they quality hookers?
Or are they the kind in hot pink mini skirts and lime green tube tops, a little extra junk in the trunk and teeth being optional?
It's basicly free so I'm not going to be picky, I was just wondering.
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
hey, welcome, ivykins !
Thanks!
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
I'm new to the forum. I feel like I've joined to basically push a product, but I'm also a reader and a writer. This seemed liked a logical place to start. Anyways, check out WWW.MYSPACE.COM/POSIESMAG. I'm looking for submissions. Anything( outside of poetry). I know this seems bland, but I'm not wooing you, you should be wooing me. Shit baby, give us a reason to take it off. In summation, check it out. I'm hoping for a fall date(if submissions allow). This is basically a non-profit(don't read that as an legally assignable charity) for the love project right now. Trying to create something good.
Hi. I'm new. My name is Ashley. I'm currently at work, so my motivation to write something cheery and inviting is rather shot. Haha. To be honest, I'm not a writer (yet... need to get into college first... if the financial aid people ever decide to look at my damn forms), and I need to read more. I assume once I'm back into the swing of writing papers and reading too many things at once, I'll get the push I need to do so. I'm 21, live in Arizona, and was born in Canada. Yes, the nicknames Canadian and Canuck are welcome. :) Anything anyone wants to know about me (because my forum profile is nothing in comparison), Myspace has come to the rescue. Have a good one.
Posies, Anyal, welcome. I think this particular forum is messed up. Every time I click it, it comes to this thread. It REALLY loves Ivykins. I'm assuming the same happened to you. Just letting you know it's supposed to usually let you make your own topic.
And you totally don't need college to learn to write well.
But, hey, welcome to both of you!
i think they've already gave up and moved on.
Hey,
Guess I'm new here, since I haven't posted anything before. Not new to Chuck though. I've been a huge fan of his since Fight Club came out and surfed this site since then too.
I now own 9 of his books, including Snuff which I'm now enjoying mid-way through. Still got to get Invisible Monsters and Fugitives & Refugees...
And btw, I'm from Finland, a film student in Cinematography. So I'm very much into movies and film art. I'd like to develop myself as a writer too. Chuck is an inspiration. Other things that rule are metal and prog-rock music. Oh yeah, I play guitar too. Yep, thats my personal introduction right there.
I wonder if I have many fellow citizen fans here :)
Chuck's writing is just something else. Can't help grinning and chuckling while I read em. Awesome. Hope he keeps up this pace of releasing a book per year. Can't wait till Pygmy, sounds so cool!
There's one thing I've been eager to get my hands onto as well - the Postcards from the future dvd, guess I have to order it from amazon or something.
Cheers!
Welcome Lebowski.
Enojy the cult.
this is like a quadruple new member introduction
my mind is continually being blown by the awesomeness of the cult
ı'm new here
llo everybody
none of us aren't special
How does everyone end up introducing themselves in Ivy's thread? Is there something about it I don't know?
And welcome to all of you thread hijackers.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
How does everyone end up introducing themselves in Ivy's thread? Is there something about it I don't know?
And welcome to all of you thread hijackers.
Right. When you enter the New Members Forum you realize that it's only one thread.
Nice, very nice indeed.
Cheeks
1. The fleshy part of either side of the face below the eye and between the nose and ear.
2. Something resembling the cheek in shape or position.
3. Either of the buttocks.
4. Impertinent boldness: had the cheek to insult his hosts.
Right. When you enter the New Members Forum you realize that it's only one thread.
i like ivy's thread. i'm just gonna post in it just to post in it just to do it.
ashley, where the hell did you go?
lebow, it's nice to see such a progressed fan here. cant believe you havent yet read [i]invisible monsters[/i]. should be a-damn-shamed of yourself =) [i]im[/i] is often sited as his best work. i agree, with [i]survivor[/i] being in second. as for post cards, PM dennis. he may have a copy still. otherwise, go the trades and barters section here: http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000035 just start a thread asking if anyone has one for sell or trade, and every once in a while they come up on eBay. also, have you yet read craig clevenger or will christopher baer? or denis johnson, mark richard, amy hempel?
godwill. what are you mumbling about? oh, i mean, say something. any admission, anything you want to share about yourself or your fandom of reading or craft.
oh. and of course, hi ivy !
-kabol
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
so, i signed up months ago, and for some reason, it's taken me this long to post anything. i'm basically technologically inept (and maybe a bit socially as well hahaha!) and completely lost... i would really like to start writing again, and i'm hoping that next month i'll remember to pay my $40 for the workshop, but until then i guess it would be a good idea to learn my way around everything else on here (which at the moment seems like quite a lot...) anyway, i guess that's it. any suggestions, comments, smart-ass (humorous rather than malicious) replies would be welcome
i don't know why this came up as a post in reference to something else... not sure if that's normal or if this is a prime example of my technological impairment...
welcome leia! The new members section is messed up, don't worry about it. Not your fault. Enjoy your stay at the Cult. Good luck with the writing too!
hey .. i am maya. i really dunno wht um doing here, but anyhow chuck is rocks..
yeah, and i think that ye guys might find it weird that i am from egypt..
hey, ivykins. welcome.
whats canadia like?
my year in words
my year abroad