Proud to be Awesome
Howdy all. Not much going on here, just decided that I am going to start posting and replying. The account is old I haven't used it much so figured a newbie welcome was a good idea. Hope this finds everyone well.
Yes I am an aspiring author, like to think that my prose is good but don't we all? 4 novels written all in the middle of a massive rewrite.
I said it.
littlemissmcrapey your my new favorite person.
I said it.
:] Oh that's what ALL the new boys say before they break my tiny heart.
Ah! Welcome, by the by.
I promise I'll only break the big one.
I said it.
Whale cum! 
Well I ain't sure but I've been told,
He's baking cakes inside our souls.
Oh where's Moby Dick when you need him?
Hello mister Dunelord!
Tell us a little more about yourself and why it is that you see yourself as so awesome. 
Are you a writer of any sort?
Like what do you do for work?
Are you married, single, divorced?
Who are your favorites authors, actors, musicians, etc?
What's your stats? (height, weight, eye color)
Or just anything you may think would be interesting for us to know.
Tell us a little more about yourself and why it is that you see yourself as so awesome.
Are you a writer of any sort?
Like what do you do for work?
Are you married, single, divorced?
Who are your favorites authors, actors, musicians, etc?
What's your stats? (height, weight, eye color)
Or just anything you may think would be interesting for us to know. :-)
Why I am awesome? I have been wondering that my whole life, but if I figure it out I'll let you know.
I have written about 4 novels and started a few more; mostly I feel they need work so I joined the writer’s workshop.
I feel that telling my work on here would be a bit distracting so I won't go into it just yet.
Single so far, but I have no doubt I can get into a bad marriage if I really try this year.
Matthew Woodring Stover, Joe Haldeman, and Ayn Rand for authors; Morgan Freeman for actor (hate John Malkovich);
Stats? That matters for a writing website? 5'10 S.W.M., gray eyes, black hair. You want a pic too, lol?
I once had to pull a hummingbird out of the back of my head from under my scalp, it was still alive. I never forgave them. Last week a friend of mine asked me to help get a humming bird out of her I think that is very interesting.
I said it.
You can't be awesome if you don't know why you are awesome.
But yet I am. I'm a paradox wrapped in a layer of cool.
I said it.
By "hummingbird" do you mean "botfly?"
No by "hummingbird" I mean "hummingbird", birds comprising the family Trochilidae, not an insect. It flew into the back of my head at a odd angle and it's beak went under my scalp. I had to pull it out.
I said it.
Damnit, now I have to go watch botfly videos on youtube.
If you aren't pulling a live bird out of a body part I don't want to hear it.
I said it.
that's not awesome it's just crude and chide...yeah, crude and chide!
Tell us a little more about yourself and why it is that you see yourself as so awesome.
Are you a writer of any sort?
Like what do you do for work?
Are you married, single, divorced?
Who are your favorites authors, actors, musicians, etc?
What's your stats? (height, weight, eye color)
Or just anything you may think would be interesting for us to know. :-)
Why I am awesome? I have been wondering that my whole life, but if I figure it out I'll let you know.
I have written about 4 novels and started a few more; mostly I feel they need work so I joined the writer’s workshop.
I feel that telling my work on here would be a bit distracting so I won't go into it just yet.
Single so far, but I have no doubt I can get into a bad marriage if I really try this year.
Matthew Woodring Stover, Joe Haldeman, and Ayn Rand for authors; Morgan Freeman for actor (hate John Malkovich);
Stats? That matters for a writing website? 5'10 S.W.M., gray eyes, black hair. You want a pic too, lol?
I once had to pull a hummingbird out of the back of my head from under my scalp, it was still alive. I never forgave them. Last week a friend of mine asked me to help get a humming bird out of her I think that is very interesting.
Is the Ayn Rand bit a joke?
Well I know karate, Voodoo too; I'm gonna make myself available to you
I don't need no make up; I got real scars
I got hair on my chest; I look good without a shirt
No, she really is one of my favorite authors.
I said it.
