private pause reporting for duty
bonjour chums my name is benji
i am 22 and i live in huddersfield, england. i am a professional bum at the moment and damn bored of it, i have been writing on and off for about five or six years now and have reached the need to meet other writers, particularly the warped minded ones like myself.
my main interests are:
music (of any kind really - i love it all)
breathing
deep thinking
fucking with peoples heads (in a somewhat, neutral way)
boiling things
browsing aimlessly on the internet
i hope i have found a decent community here, ive been looking for one for ages and this place seems perfect and all you guys seem cool 
Benji Bean
i like your name!
I don't know you.
Let's be friends.
Welcome, Benji
~Kathy
Cult rules:
no spittin
no swearin
and only a moderate amount of crotch handlin will be tolerated
Hey. Read Karbunkle's introduction to the cult, "Should I Join The Cult" thread thingie, and then like decide to stay or not, and if you decide to stay don't run off crying the first time someone implies you like children or stuff.
Hello! Welcome. I hope you have a lot of good things to contribute here, it seems like you will.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Hey, since you're English and you're new here, d'ya think you could infiltrate the British Group and tell us what the heck this thread on [I]Right Honourable Waffle[/I] is all about? [B]It's a matter of life or death![/B]
[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/forumdisplay.php?f=191[/url]
This is a really good idea.
It's none of you peoples's damn business!
Anyway, hi new guy! You're not alone being from the region you're from. I'm from Leeds living in Hull and corellion [I]claims[/I] to be from Wakefield so don't be scared.
Hi!
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
[QUOTE=Vendetta;916157]It's none of you peoples's damn business!
Anyway, hi new guy! You're not alone being from the region you're from. I'm from Leeds living in Hull and corellion [I]claims[/I] to be from Wakefield so don't be scared.[/QUOTE]
I [I]claim[/I]?
What the fuck? I need to prove it? You want fucking details? You wanna send me a camera? BITCH.
So infact, this is all a persona. Morey doesn't reckon I'm a teenager. You don't reckon I'm actually living in Wakefield. That's arsery. I went to the same college, (planning on returning) as you. Eurgh.
I don't reckon your a male
[QUOTE=corellion;916216]I [I]claim[/I]?
What the fuck? I need to prove it? You want fucking details? You wanna send me a camera? BITCH.
So infact, this is all a persona. Morey doesn't reckon I'm a teenager. You don't reckon I'm actually living in Wakefield. That's arsery. I went to the same college, (planning on returning) as you. Eurgh.[/QUOTE]
I was kidding, you oddball! You need to relax a bit.
He gets agitated don't he? funny old coot!
Lolling.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
This is ridiculous.
I found his profile on okcupid, it turns out corellion is actually some old guy from Perth, Australia!
[IMG]http://is1.okcupid.com/thumbs/129/1293325132100490696/1089169572.jpg[/IMG]
This is a really good idea.
Did I say [I]old guy[/I]? I meant [I]geezer[/I].
This is a really good idea.
Fuck that shit. This is fucking annoying. I'm not from fucking perth.
[QUOTE=corellion;916343]Fuck that shit. This is fucking annoying. I'm not from fucking perth.[/QUOTE]
I find this highly ironic since, usually, you're the one doing all the [I]annoying[/I] around here. Clearly, you can dish it out, but you can't take it. :rolleyes:
This is a really good idea.
[QUOTE=meatthinker;916347]I find this highly ironic since, usually, you're the one doing all the [I]annoying[/I] around here. Clearly, you can dish it out, but you can't take it. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
dangerous territory....^
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
*brings out the popcorn and readjusts the cushions*
well, welcome and have fun, as you can see it's a bit strange place... and beware the friendly stranger
Because there is nothing over the rainbow… - http://theunsunnyvalley.wordpress.com
[QUOTE=meatthinker;916337]I found his profile on okcupid, it turns out corellion is actually some old guy from Perth, Australia!
[IMG]http://is1.okcupid.com/thumbs/129/1293325132100490696/1089169572.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
damn, I was imaginating him to look like that...
Because there is nothing over the rainbow… - http://theunsunnyvalley.wordpress.com
Hey there new person. Welcome to the Cult. It is a good place and we are all glad you found it.
That's right, I am speaking for everyone... we are ALL glad.
"well she's either a cruel horny bitch or she might actually like you." - audreythirteen
[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov;916419]well, welcome and have fun, as you can see it's a bit strange place... and beware the friendly stranger[/QUOTE]
that's the best advice i've heard here so far.
welcome.
The English are always welcome here, we rely on you people for your smart assedness!