Oh, wow.
I guess I'm not 'new', I just re-registered after years of not being here.
The cold makes me write more, I re-discovered this site.
I feel like it's so dead now, maybe it's just because I've been gone for so long. [Most the old regulars seem to be around still.]
Hello lovelies.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
Yeah I signed up there & all that I honestly just kinda enjoyed watching everyone bicker at each other. I have some time to spare so strawberry shortcake yearning it is.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
Awww yeah.
So what's your name, country of origin, area of specialization, favorite book, favorite movie, ideal pet, ideal pet's name, and social security number?
your realize real lies sig is hurting my eyes. Welcome back though.
Hurting your real eyes?
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
You re-joined the Cult on my birthday! Was that intentional?
WHAT! Was it your birthday yesterday? I'm sad now.
Don't you Europeans write your dates differently? Maybe she was born in March and is just confused.
Orrrrrr someone dropped the birthday thread making ball.
oh yeah, I forgot about the dates thing! I lied!
Thank goodness! 
And March is the 3rd month! I bet Hattie just wants more presents 
Hmmm...
What... a mystery.
Yes, you clever cult husband you.
not a cassie thread after all.
My first name is Erin Mae. Mae's used more.
My favourite book keeps changing, let's be horribly cliche and say Catcher in the Rye is a constant favorite. Though I do quite enjoy Girl Interrupted, The Painted Bird, and Mila 18. I just got my hands on the Hunger Games and it seems to be pretty amusing, along with 1984. Favourite movie, oh, Begotten. No, not really, maybe Pans Labyrinth. My ideal pet is no more pets, I have too many as it is.
Brightly contrasting colours are obnoxious. Still messing around with that. Sorry for any damage to your real eyes, audrey.
It was definitely intentional, Hattie. I've been waiting for just the right day. Though it is odd my date of joining changed?
It was technically a Cassie inspired thread. She's terribly lovely.
I wow a lot because of her.
So, it was slightly Cassie related, tourist! I'm kind of thrilled you noticed.
Oh, wow. :]
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
Clearly you joined at a special moment when all the stars aligned just right. Or before midnight in one timezone and right after in another.
Either way, you're magical.
You joined at the witching hour!
Welcome Mae. Please describe, using as much detail as possible, your favorite sammich.
Oh, I'm completely magical. Glad you noticed.
The witching hour is absolutely wonderful.
I'm sorry, tourist, I don't eat any kind of sammich.
Mainly a vegetable/tea/fruit person.
I like mustard.
If I did eat sammiches, it'd have mustard on it. What's YOUR favourite sammich?
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
You don't eat sandwiches?! 
GET OUT!
I can't eat sandwiches.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Gluten allergy?
Fair enough.
Scubasteve is quickly turning out to the be the most delicate person I know.
Hahah. What makes you say that?
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
You could eat one of those KFC sandwiches where they use two pieces of chicken for the bread.
Chicken covered in Gluten.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
I don't eat meat so nothing to make a real sandwich with.
Don't make me get out. 
Pleaseee, you're all so entertaining.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
Grilled cheese, man.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
You can stay...for now.
I feel like this thread needs kittens.
BLT without the B.
MLT. Mustard, Lettuce, Tomato.
Cheese would be good in that.
Do you eat cheese Mae?
I would probably just eat the mustard and the tomato and the lettuce, no bread.
Cheese is iffy. I like extra sharp white vermont cheddar.
For now. Forever. Lovely.
But I love catsssohsomuch.
It does need kittens.
Crazy old cat lady in a young vessel.
Sassy.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
Mmmmm sharp vintage chedder. YUM.
I have a Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure.
You'll fit in just fine.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Rosie you're so lucky! That's a pretty rad action figure.
I just have to say, ScubaSteve, your Carl Sagan quote is wonderful.
Carl Sagan makes me swoon.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
Owl will eat PB&J. This isn't a discussion matter. Anybody who won't eat a sammich must leave! Unless they have a frail stomach made out of tissue paper like Steve.
Tissue Paper Stomach was Jaz's nickname in high school.
Think about it.
I have a ridiculously frail stomach. Please don't make me eat sandwiches, I'll eat any tropical fruit or vegetable and sometimes even good seafood. Not to mention loads of tea.
I will eat jam though, on rice cakes. Yes.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
Think about it.
Boo!
I will eat jam though, on rice cakes. Yes.
I will have to go to the judges to see if this qualifies as a sammich.
I will eat jam though, on rice cakes. Yes.
I will have to go to the judges to see if this qualifies as a sammich.
I think it qualifies as an open faced sammich.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
Sassy.
Lookit all those witches!
Gluten-free bread? Or do you need a special type of bread for it to be a sandwich?
Think about it.
Get off the stage!
What tea do you like best?
I'm sensing that you're irritated. Is this because I wouldn't let you see my Halloween costume? It sucked, I promise!
I'm sensing that you're irritated. Is this because I wouldn't let you see my Halloween costume? It sucked, I promise!
I'm not irritated at all. I was being that one big word that means I wasn't being that serious...I'm really tired today that I haven't commented like I normally would. So you're getting the extra short, slightly coherent posts/comments.
I understand. Now if you'll just apologize for being curt after I implied you were a super slut in high school, we can get past this.
Cheese is iffy. I like extra sharp white vermont cheddar.
For now. Forever. Lovely.
But I love catsssohsomuch.
It does need kittens.
Crazy old cat lady in a young vessel.
Sassy.
Hrm. You're not making this easy. I've been a vegetarian for sixteen years and still have the occasional sammich, though most are wraps these days.
*ponders*
I hereby judge that you are saved by the white vermont cheddar. The court orders that you will be signed up to a sammich mailing list for your own good, may you find something delicious and may god have mercy on your soul.
The court also enjoys your kittehs :3
Welcome. So say we all.
Haha, lovelies.
Hello back at you. If you're into the writer workshop aspect, it's moved to litreactor.
If you're into reminiscing about the choco taco... feel free to do that here.