Oh, well
So here I am. I'm Jessica, 19 years old, italian. I'm in love with Chuck Palahniuk and every book of him since I was 13 and I don't know what to say. It's strange for me to find people who read and love him as much as I do.
Sorry for my bad bad english.
ahaha, no, I'm on the other side of Italy.. I live in Rome.
I was just in Rome for a week...I wanna go back. Welcome Aurienna!
Aloha. Oops, I mean Ciao, or Bonjourno.
douche
hey, jess
welcome to the cult. how did you find out about chuck and what took you so long to get here ?
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
@ mikerocuts: Rome is a wonderful city, that's true. But i'd give anything to escape from here.
@ spacemonkey1888: Buongiorno to you too 
@ JKabol: I really don't know "why" i'm a Chuck fan. I found Invisible Monsters in a library while I was searching for some other books and I fell in love with the plot. That's the beginning of this "love story"... Well, I think that book found me and not the opposite. And I found this site just looking for some Chuck news.
thanks everybody!
Nice! You really are Italian! That was your test, the spelling.
douche
ahaha, oh yeah. A truly university-italian-girl.
Enjoy your stay, and stay away from Monkeywright, Smartazboy, and BarcaBoy
douche
Goddamn! No one warned ME of this!
Goddamn! No one warned ME of this!
I was on one of my many vacations away from the cult when you joined. Tough love.
douche
Goddamn! No one warned ME of this!
I was on one of my many vacations away from the cult when you joined. Tough love.
Everyone thought I was a dude when I joined. Hardcore.
Zee's a dude hahaha! jk love you ZEE!
Anyway Ciao Bella! Como stai?
I don't know Italian but just thought it'd be a nicer welcome.
Goddamn! No one warned ME of this!
I was on one of my many vacations away from the cult when you joined. Tough love.
Everyone thought I was a dude when I joined. Hardcore.
People thought I was a dude for years. Many of the cult chicks had broken hearts as soon as I was outted as a female. Oh and Tom thought I was a homo! Lol Good times.
Goddamn! No one warned ME of this!
I was on one of my many vacations away from the cult when you joined. Tough love.
Everyone thought I was a dude when I joined. Hardcore.
People thought I was a dude for years. Many of the cult chicks had broken hearts as soon as I was outted as a female. Oh and Tom thought I was a homo! Lol Good times.
What made people think you were a dude? I never thought that.
douche
Anyway Ciao Bella! Como stai?
I don't know Italian but just thought it'd be a nicer welcome.
ahah, thank you!
Goddamn! No one warned ME of this!
I was on one of my many vacations away from the cult when you joined. Tough love.
Everyone thought I was a dude when I joined. Hardcore.
People thought I was a dude for years. Many of the cult chicks had broken hearts as soon as I was outted as a female. Oh and Tom thought I was a homo! Lol Good times.
With a name like Minerva, everyone thought you were a DUDE?
Goddamn! No one warned ME of this!
I was on one of my many vacations away from the cult when you joined. Tough love.
Everyone thought I was a dude when I joined. Hardcore.
People thought I was a dude for years. Many of the cult chicks had broken hearts as soon as I was outted as a female. Oh and Tom thought I was a homo! Lol Good times.
With a name like Minerva, everyone thought you were a DUDE?
Haha! Yes! I think Ritt said something like he can picture that name tattooed in some dude's back! lol
Goddamn! No one warned ME of this!
I was on one of my many vacations away from the cult when you joined. Tough love.
Everyone thought I was a dude when I joined. Hardcore.
People thought I was a dude for years. Many of the cult chicks had broken hearts as soon as I was outted as a female. Oh and Tom thought I was a homo! Lol Good times.
With a name like Minerva, everyone thought you were a DUDE?
Haha! Yes! I think Ritt said something like he can picture that name tattooed in some dude's back! lol
HAHA! That's epic. How did they figure out you weren't a dude?
Goddamn! No one warned ME of this!
I was on one of my many vacations away from the cult when you joined. Tough love.
Everyone thought I was a dude when I joined. Hardcore.
People thought I was a dude for years. Many of the cult chicks had broken hearts as soon as I was outted as a female. Oh and Tom thought I was a homo! Lol Good times.
With a name like Minerva, everyone thought you were a DUDE?
Haha! Yes! I think Ritt said something like he can picture that name tattooed in some dude's back! lol
HAHA! That's epic. How did they figure out you weren't a dude?
That's none of your business.
douche
Lazio or Roma?
Yes, do this. They will steal your heart then send you pics from the shower, arrest you, and send you candy.... all in that order.
Yes, do this. They will steal your heart then send you pics from the shower, arrest you, and send you candy.... all in that order.
Why cant the cult girls do this? Bullcrap.
douche
Yes, do this. They will steal your heart then send you pics from the shower, arrest you, and send you candy.... all in that order.
Why cant the cult girls do this? Bullcrap.
Who says we don't? You might be the only boy not getting any cult-girl love. :[
Yes, do this. They will steal your heart then send you pics from the shower, arrest you, and send you candy.... all in that order.
Why cant the cult girls do this? Bullcrap.
Who says we don't? You might be the only boy not getting any cult-girl love. :[
I wish someone paid me in candy delivered to my door...
douche
Goddamn! No one warned ME of this!
I was on one of my many vacations away from the cult when you joined. Tough love.
Everyone thought I was a dude when I joined. Hardcore.
People thought I was a dude for years. Many of the cult chicks had broken hearts as soon as I was outted as a female. Oh and Tom thought I was a homo! Lol Good times.
With a name like Minerva, everyone thought you were a DUDE?
Haha! Yes! I think Ritt said something like he can picture that name tattooed in some dude's back! lol
HAHA! That's epic. How did they figure out you weren't a dude?
Lol. I believe someone was offended by something I said and they looked for my myspace for ammunition. Then the insults at me basically changed from male insults to female based insults like "bitch" and shit about PMS or whatever. Then for the next month comments would come up from the girls like "WAIT MINERVA IS NOT A HOT GUY?!" "SHE'S NOT A GUY?!" "SHE'S A HOT CHICK!" "SHE'S HOT!" lol. So it was a win, I guess.
The timing was pretty funny too, cause I stopped seeing this kickboxer that same week because he had this nutty ex girlfriend and she would freakin' harass me and some of my friends through myspace so I made everything private after that. lol. I should delete it now though. I never use myspace or facebook except to verify a birthday or something.
Now somewhere into Lazio, 20 km near Rome, a small and stupid town. I used to live in the big city until I was 13. But I'm all day long in Rome beacause of university. I almost live here.
Every time I see this thread I want to post "cazzo!"! n_n
Welcome to you. 
Benvenuto!
What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.
Hello Aurienna,
What part of Italy are you from?
I still have nightmares about AC Milan