Oh Hai! I'm a Noob lmao

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Sat, 01/10/2009 - 18:04

Zombiecujo

Joined: 01/10/2009

Hi Guys,

Im new, a dude, not a chick, from the westcoast and heading towards middleage quicker than a lot of people around me.

I have no idea who Chuck Palalhniuk is but for some strange reason something drew me here. It feels like I've been here before, but I could be wrong.

I've lived a sheletered life. I don't get out much. I have only one real friend but he's definitely my BFF! I've known him since I can remember and he's always looking out for me, sometimes a bit too much. I mean that Fecker can go around all week with a runny nose but if I so much as sneeze once I'm whisked off to the doctor. Speaking of doctors I'm wary of them, I had an operation years ago and I havent felt like chasing females as much since.

Ok that's enough about me but before ye all rush in and welcome me I have one question...

Is Derek a good name for a human?

Sat, 01/10/2009 - 18:11

nathaniel parker

Every mile is two in winter.

From: East North Pole

Joined: 06/23/2005

i don't buy it.

Sat, 01/10/2009 - 18:19

essga11

From: Atlanta, Ga.

Joined: 05/12/2007

Have we met? You seem awfully familiar...nah.

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Sat, 01/10/2009 - 18:38

Synnove

Promise little and do much.

From: Columbia, SC

Joined: 10/25/2006

Yes, I get the feeling I know this human too - I mean, dude, not a chick.

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Sat, 01/10/2009 - 19:20

188416

From: Cardiff

Joined: 11/15/2004

Ha!

Welcome Cujo!!
And Derek is a pretty funny name for a human, if ya ask me.

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Sat, 01/10/2009 - 22:28

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_

You're Everything I Thought I Never Wanted

From: New York, Live, It's Saturday Night!

Joined: 07/23/2006

Don't eat the lobster Cujo.

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Tuffy wrote:

I first read that as

I LOVE FUCKING TREES

and I was pretty sure you were going to be stumped.

Sat, 01/10/2009 - 22:34

Ironman

Joined: 04/09/2007

are you still a virgin ZombeCujo? You sure sound like it.

Sat, 01/10/2009 - 22:36

LockwoodCreeper

Joined: 01/02/2009

I think the name Derek is absolutely absurd...

...Dashell is much more appropriate

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Sat, 01/10/2009 - 23:27

JKabol

yeah, we talked

From: le rock

Joined: 12/03/2003

hey, i like derek. he's a very cool cat. i mean, dude!

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Sun, 01/11/2009 - 00:07

HardCandy

Joined: 09/15/2008

Someone, please, decapitate it.

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Sun, 01/11/2009 - 03:18

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monkeywright

Joined: 12/05/2004

I think this is someone from another forum who's stalked another Cultie here. We should alert certain authorities before blood or milk is spilled.

Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:51

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stonecoyote

Why? Cos it's fun.

From: Anywhere I shouldn't be.

Joined: 01/11/2008

monkeywright wrote:

I think this is someone from another forum who's stalked another Cultie here. We should alert certain authorities before blood or milk is spilled.

Yeh, lets shoot the spud picking mother fecker.

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Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:48

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Smartazboy

Gimme your money, your life, or your bald-headed wife.

Joined: 10/03/2004

I got my eye on you zombiecujo.

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Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.