nothing is as good as you imagine it to be.

You'll find no lack of Chuck P fans around these parts. Now intellectuals... that may be an entirely different story.

haha. well, that certainly is a shame. but hopefully i can find a few.

[QUOTE=owenwarland]You'll find no lack of Chuck P fans around these parts. Now intellectuals... that may be an entirely different story.[/QUOTE]
Cynic! Speak for thyself!

[QUOTE=JigsawGirl]haha. well, that certainly is a shame. but hopefully i can find a few.[/QUOTE]
On second thought, intellectuals can be right pompous assholes, so maybe it's better that way.

So, Does the thread title mean that you're flat-chested and wear a push-up bra? I am outta control I don't know why.

[QUOTE=meatthinker]So, Does the thread title mean that you're flat-chested and wear a push-up bra? I am outta control I don't know why.[/QUOTE]

Blame your pharmacy.

You were right, nothing is as good as you imagine it to be. take a stroll by the General Discussion forums and you'll see how very true that can be, even in a made-up non-space like the internet.

On the upside, you can pretend to be whoever you want and your friend can get all the free porn he/she desires on our good friend internet. Sadly though, according to my Gallup Polls, most of it is not disseminated by Chucky P.

Alas, Paepr Street Porn...

What might have been.

*sigh*

[QUOTE=meatthinker]So, Does the thread title mean that you're flat-chested and wear a push-up bra? I am outta control I don't know why.[/QUOTE]
actually, the title is from Choke by mr. Palahniuk. if you are looking for a flat-chested girl with a push up bra, you may want to try other chats with 12 year olds trying to be 18.

[QUOTE=JigsawGirl]actually, the title is from Choke by mr. Palahniuk. therefore i am not flat-chested with a push up bra.[/QUOTE]
damnit!

[QUOTE=JigsawGirl]actually, the title is from Choke by mr. Palahniuk. if you are looking for a flat-chested girl with a push up bra, you may want to try other chats with 12 year olds trying to be 18.[/QUOTE]

let's not take that predilection off of Mr. meat's table just yet, shall we?

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]let's not take that predilection off of Mr. meat's table just yet, shall we?[/QUOTE]
Pictures!!!

[QUOTE=meatthinker]Pictures!!![/QUOTE]
I mean PROVE IT. How do [I]we[/I] know you [I]aren't[/I] some flat-chested 12 year old girl pretending to be 18? For all we know, you could be some scrawny, Iraqi guy with one leg and one eyeball that got shot out.

Hey...tuck it back in already.

Hi Jiggy. Sometimes things are even better than you imagine them to be, says I, an optimist amongst chomping cynics. Welcome to the jungle.

[QUOTE=JigsawGirl]actually, the title is from Choke by mr. Palahniuk. if you are looking for a flat-chested girl with a push up bra, you may want to try other chats with 12 year olds trying to be 18.[/QUOTE]

nothing is as real as your imagined world...
or was there a similar one i missed?

welcome
dont eat oily lemons

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Hey...tuck it back in already.

Hi Jiggy. Sometimes things are even better than you imagine them to be, says I, an optimist amongst chomping cynics. Welcome to the jungle.[/QUOTE]
Sorry, just some problems with my medication, I'll behave now

I somehow doubt that you'll behave.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]I somehow doubt that you'll behave. ;)[/QUOTE]
Behave like a wild baboon, more like, it's just it occurred to me we have to reel the n00bs in first, so I don't want to scare 'em off too much.

[QUOTE=meatthinker]I mean PROVE IT. How do [I]we[/I] know you [I]aren't[/I] some flat-chested 12 year old girl pretending to be 18? For all we know, you could be some scrawny, Iraqi guy with one leg and one eyeball that got shot out.[/QUOTE]
haha. if you really must know, you can visit my myspace. [url]http://profiles.myspace.com/users/1395623[/url]
haha. so there you have it. your proof that i do not have one leg and one eyeball which has gotten shot out....oh, and i'm not an iraqi guy.

Wow, you've got a nice rack. And Brak's right. I should have said there's a lack of intellectuals, except for the ferret-owning cuties from the Midwest.

[QUOTE=JigsawGirl]haha. if you really must know, you can visit my myspace. [url]http://profiles.myspace.com/users/1395623[/url]
haha. so there you have it. your proof that i do not have one leg and one eyeball which has gotten shot out....oh, and i'm not an iraqi guy.[/QUOTE]
OK you passed the test, welcome to your new addiction

[QUOTE=owenwarland]Wow, you've got a nice rack. And Brak's right. I should have said there's a lack of intellectuals, except for the ferret-owning cuties from the Midwest.[/QUOTE]
It's funny to read words like that from a married, self-proclaimed moral purist.

[QUOTE=meatthinker]OK you passed the test, welcome to your new addiction ;)[/QUOTE]
haha. thank you for the acceptance. . and i do believe that this will be an addiciton.

[QUOTE=meatthinker]It's funny to read words like that from a married, self-proclaimed moral purist.[/QUOTE]

Hey, I'm just trying to be polite and make her feel welcome. And will you please link me to where I called myself a "moral purist"? That should be good for a laugh!

for those who recently checked my myspace...i now have some new pictures up. so if you are interested, feel free to go and visit again. the URL is up a few posts.

[QUOTE=owenwarland]Hey, I'm just trying to be polite and make her feel welcome. And will you please link me to where I called myself a "moral purist"? That should be good for a laugh![/QUOTE]
[I][URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showpost.php?p=454016&postcount=10]I'm a very moral guy[/URL] who's married and Catholic, but likes to complement chicks on the size of their breastseses...[/I]
I knew it was not verbatim, but I was just teasing.

[QUOTE=meatthinker][I][URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showpost.php?p=454016&postcount=10]I'm a very moral guy[/URL] who's married and Catholic, but likes to complement chicks on the size of their breastseses...[/I]
I knew it was not verbatim, but I was just teasing.[/QUOTE]

God bless you and your sense of humor, Meaty! That made me laugh!

[QUOTE=owenwarland]You'll find no lack of Chuck P fans around these parts. Now intellectuals... that may be an entirely different story.[/QUOTE]Hey honey what the hells an intellectual, one of them people that hang around coffee houses and pretends to read, almoat everone here is a teenage boy and dumb as wood, but welcome anyway.

brak stole my line. i can't believe this shit.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]

Hi Jiggy. Sometimes things are even better than you imagine them to be, says I, an optimist amongst chomping cynics. Welcome to the jungle.[/QUOTE]

Ha. Believe it, fella. It's so nice to know I'm not the only gooey optimist, though. Well, I do have an inner cynical bastard to be sure, but I'm mostly hopelessly hopeful.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Ha. Believe it, fella. It's so nice to know I'm not the only gooey optimist, though. Well, I do have an inner cynical bastard to be sure, but I'm mostly hopelessly hopeful.[/QUOTE]

And this is why I love you.

[QUOTE=morey]Hey honey what the hells an intellectual, one of them people that hang around coffee houses and pretends to read, almoat everone here is a teenage boy and dumb as wood, but welcome anyway.[/QUOTE]
i was hoping that to fully understand some Chucky P novels you would need some parts of a brain. so hopefully not everyone is so dumb. but thanks for the welcome.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Ha. Believe it, fella. It's so nice to know I'm not the only gooey optimist, though. Well, I do have an inner cynical bastard to be sure, but I'm mostly hopelessly hopeful.[/QUOTE]
you're a gooey optimist and I'm just plain gooey. we have something in common!

Awwww, Prof. <3

[QUOTE=For Serious]you're a gooey optimist and I'm just plain gooey. we have something in common! :p[/QUOTE]

Oooooooo. Are you gooey like a chocolate chip cookie fresh from the oven? Or just like a big blob of some kinda goo?

Start by going to general discussion. thats where the real shit is at.

[QUOTE=JigsawGirl]i was hoping that to fully understand some Chucky P novels you would need some parts of a brain. so hopefully not everyone is so dumb. but thanks for the welcome.[/QUOTE]

In all fairness, Chucy P. novels are pretty simple. We all quite like them, but they don't require intense deconstruction generally.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Oooooooo. Are you gooey like a chocolate chip cookie fresh from the oven? Or just like a big blob of some kinda goo?[/QUOTE]
Gooey like maybe you shouldn't order the cream of mushroom soup today. Actually, I like the chocolate chip thing. Stick with that.

Cream o' shroom soup? Uh, yes...I'll definitely be sticking with the cookie thing, thanks.

Now when you say you're perched in your electric chair, do you mean like Ol' Sparky, Don't-Mess-With-Texas electric chair? Or do you mean like a regular chair that's been decorated with christmas lights and other shiny electric stuff?

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Ha. Believe it, fella. It's so nice to know I'm not the only gooey optimist, though. Well, I do have an inner cynical bastard to be sure, but I'm mostly hopelessly hopeful.[/QUOTE]

i know, me too. pathetically hopeful. eternally optimistic.

i'm the guy who drives 15 miles, to pick up his friend's car that has been towed and is gonna cost like 300 bucks to get out, and gets excited because the towing office has a soda machine.

[QUOTE=For Serious]Now when you say you're perched in your electric chair, do you mean like Ol' Sparky, Don't-Mess-With-Texas electric chair? Or do you mean like a regular chair that's been decorated with christmas lights and other shiny electric stuff?[/QUOTE]
I'd like to take this opportunity to say how cool I think fullmetalbrak's location thing is, because I have been meaning to. Just the context that she used that in. Very cool.

Oh yeah, and hello to the new girl!

hello to you too.

[QUOTE=snuffy]i know, me too. pathetically hopeful. eternally optimistic.

i'm the guy who drives 15 miles, to pick up his friend's car that has been towed and is gonna cost like 300 bucks to get out, and gets excited because the towing office has a soda machine.[/QUOTE]

Snuffleupagus, I think you may even have me beat.

[QUOTE=Ballerina]I'd like to take this opportunity to say how cool I think fullmetalbrak's location thing is, because I have been meaning to. Just the context that she used that in. Very cool.[/QUOTE]

Thanks a bunch, Ballerina, but I can't take credit for it. It's a line from one of my favorite Elton John songs, "Someone Saved My Life Tonight."

[QUOTE=For Serious]Now when you say you're perched in your electric chair, do you mean like Ol' Sparky, Don't-Mess-With-Texas electric chair? Or do you mean like a regular chair that's been decorated with christmas lights and other shiny electric stuff?[/QUOTE]

I [I]wish[/I] it was a big comfy chair with sparkly lights and shiny do-dads, but I'm getting ready to fry. I've done some bad things. If you're feeling ambitious, though, you could be that someone who saves my life tonight and bust me outta here before I go up in smoke.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]...you could be that someone who saves my life tonight and bust me outta here before I go up in smoke.[/QUOTE]

I'd do this for you anytime, sugar.

*busts through the wall, punches the executioner, and carries Brak off into the sunset*

Sorry, Owen. A day late and a dollar short.

[QUOTE=For Serious]*busts through the wall, punches the executioner, and carries Brak off into the sunset*

Sorry, Owen. A day late and a dollar short.[/QUOTE]

I'd tell you where to shove that machine gun, Penguin dude, but I'm too much of a gentleman.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]
Thanks a bunch, Ballerina, but I can't take credit for it. It's a line from one of my favorite Elton John songs, "Someone Saved My Life Tonight."[/QUOTE]
I completely forgot about this thread after I posted. Whoops. Anyway, the thing is, I [I]knew[/I] what it was from and that's why I think it's so cool.

Welcome. Very cool. I'm looking forward to some good conversation myself. Hope to see you out there.