Not really a noob, per say.
I used to be pretty active in forums...then I stopped for some reason. I came across this one while searching for 'beans'...yeah I cook. Checked it out and thought it was pretty neat.
Name is Sara, 18 years old...I will just copy the stuff I wrote on my profile due to laziness. Okay? Good.
"I am an 18 years old-Middle Eastern and insecure girl; a reader, a writer, and a poet; optimistic disguised as a cynic; loud and short tempered; a laugh-aholic. I can't live without my books and music. I definitely can't function without the internet. Coffee and Frozen yogurt are two other addictions. I also love Robots for some reason, thought I needed to mention that too."
I also love reading comics (Graphic Novels, Webcomics and such).
Nice meeting you in advance.
PS: That was a leeetle tiny bit awkward for me, since I haven't done it in a pretty long time (3 years to be exact) T.T
....pending.
Hey, that's pretty nice. Did they like it here? A piece of advice, if you do visit the UAE, just go straight to Dubai. Abu Dhabi is pretty darn boring.
..and Thank you!
....pending.
Yeah, they did. 
What kind of music do you like?

What kind of music do you like?
Lately I am into Indie, rock, acoustic, post rock music. (Shinedown, Linkin Park, Explosions in the sky, Immanu El, Damien Rice, The Album Leaf, Balmorhea, Mew, Emery, Breaking Benjamin, The Hanks, Greg Laswell. Iron and Wine, John Mayer, Microfilm, Kwoon, Monster Movie, Mumford and Sons...etc.)
Sorry, got a little carried away...those are the ones on top of my head.
....pending.
Well, welcome to the dark side.
God I've been waiting so long to use that.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
God I've been waiting so long to use that.
Haha thank you. Dark side is pretty awesome...or so I hear.
....pending.
Abu Dhabi has got to be the most fun geographical name to just say. maybe second behind Kookamunga.
Hey Sara, I like your name.
What books do you like?
Is Cujo a good name for a cat?
Who would win in a fight Trueposer or Levi?
ok derek, that will not become a cult meme. i refuse.
welcome to the funhouse sara.

Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Hi and welcome Sara. Enjoy your stay. What kind of connection of you have?

I keep misreading this as "Not really a boob, per say".
WELCOME TO THE CULT!
Per say whetmore do a dance, listen to 'im squishin' in his pants!
And then this happened.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Welcome to the Cult.
God I've been waiting so long to use that.
Haha thank you. Dark side is pretty awesome...or so I hear.
Yeah we get to electrocute people. Suck on that Luke and your sister kissing.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
WELCOME TO THE CULT!
Ah, coming to think of it, boob would have made a better "impression".
Thanks everyone. 
....pending.
"Not really a boob, per say" NOW IN ANIMATED GIF FORMAT!

The misspelling is still killing me.
Hiya.
This is why we can't have nice things.
What are you trying to se?

Not really a noob purse, eh?
Nothing but net!
This is why we can't have nice things.
What books do you like?
Is Cujo a good name for a cat?
Who would win in a fight Trueposer or Levi?

“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
I think of Trueposer and Levi fighting I inexplicably think of the Jonas Brothers for some reason.
This is why we can't have nice things.

This makes me happy! Maybe just cos I like Chuck, but still!
I've been accused of looking like the other guy, who is not chuck.
*EDIT* I think it was YOU who accused me of this.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
So many noobs disappear after their hello-I-am....-thread! I blame all the weirdos here.
I blame it on the fact that just anyone can make one post.
This is why we can't have nice things.
the forums should be like the writers workshop in the sense that established members can award or retract points for newb contributions and once they reach a certain number than can introduce themselves properly....don't listen to me. i'm not making any sense today.
You make perfect sense. Some car forums do something like that. You get awarded status by the amount of posts and good trades and sales for parts you have done. Except in here you should get points for holding your own, ripping people a new one, being funny, and taking a beating and still coming back, you would pretty much get awarded for Masochism cause thats what it takes to stay here.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
*EDIT* I think it was YOU who accused me of this.
NOT TRUE!
You look like this guy:

Not this guy!
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But I can see where you got confused!
We had the point thing here briefly. It was not wonderful.
This is why we can't have nice things.
What we do is start a Best Post of the Month thing.
Instead of points just have something down there with the quote/reply/report buttons that you click and it tallies them all up like a poll.
Whoever wins gets to have the little salt and pepper shaker icon under their name for the month.
cool beans!
In another forum I visited you got points assimilating to bars (not the one in which you get drunk) up to four of them I think. We soon realized that the bars represented your penis size; the more popular you was, the larger penis you'd get.

That's why I don't think they should do anything like that here. At least not anything that was publicly viewed. Same with post counts not being listed, best thing to happen to the site since Chuck doing the workshops!


Hello Sara! My aunt and uncle lived in Abu Dhabi for two years. I never got the chance to visit them there though. Welcome to The Cult!