Noobie

Two years according to your profile.

Hi! Tell us more, do you like flip flops?

[QUOTE=Clem;954142]Two years according to your profile.

Hi! Tell us more, do you like flip flops?[/QUOTE]

flip flops? you mean sandals or something else?
anyway, i'm a writer like i said before. working on something that i hope to get out to the public someday. i'm a major sports fan, specifically football [usa]. i do read. i listen to music all the time, fav band is Radiohead. i'm proficient at cs2, and currently learning how to use Flash and a 3d pgm, forgot the name of it. also a big movie fan, got tons of movies and watch movies nearly all the time - better than watching tv i say. do hope to write a screenplay or two for a movie or two.
there's some info, happy now?

the big guy in charge, as in God?

[QUOTE=morey;954146]the big guy in charge, as in God?[/QUOTE]

chuck p. duh!

chuck has no power here, he's just another tool!

[QUOTE=morey;954148]chuck has no power here, he's just another tool![/QUOTE]

tool or not, he still rocks

[QUOTE=Clem;954142]Two years according to your profile.

Hi! Tell us more, do you like flip flops?[/QUOTE]

april 2004 was [i]3[/i] years ago

Hello. Are you a Jehovah's Witness?

For fuck sake Phil, get that shit out of your signature, it's making me seasick.
Hello to the new person. New being maybe not the right word.

[QUOTE=Robertpaulsen;954144]flip flops? you mean sandals or something else?
[/QUOTE]
she means sandals and I second the question.

Some people also call them thongs which can be confusing for a moment until you realize they are speaking of footwear.

but now a flip-flop is a political thing.

like a waffle.

Hi. How old are the socks you're wearing? Also, describe your ideal man.

[QUOTE=chimney scott;954424]Hi. How old are the socks you're wearing? Also, describe your ideal man.[/QUOTE]

the socks i'm wearing atm are less than a yr old, been wearing them since this morning
i dont have an ideal man cuz i aint gay, but if i were gay, i'd say my ideal man is me

I think flip-flops are disgusting. Feet are for walking on, not for showing. I've never seen a pair of feet that don't look ugly.

You must be a hell of a commodity. Welcome, and stuff; and if you've got any stories you're proud of, and money, try joining the workshop

[QUOTE=corellion;954429]I think flip-flops are disgusting. Feet are for walking on, not for showing. I've never seen a pair of feet that don't look ugly.[/QUOTE]

I've got these two warts on the bottom of my right foot that have been there for years now.. I ignore them, because they don't hurt me. I think they rather like it there, too

I'm with Corellion on this one - feet are gross. No one is allowed to put their feet on me or it gives me the creeps.

So, in reality, flip flops are not my issue. Toes are the problem.

Rob - sorry you're being welcomed in a foot fetish sort of way.

so why are toes such a big deal? because we don't see them on a regular basis?
they should be held in the same accord as fingers, which, while not the most attractive thing in and of themselves, don't often cause people to turn away in revulsion and horror

^ ^ ^ ^ brotha lynch hung's hands are pretty fucking gross to look at

hey, rp. welcome to the cult. have fun and look around. give the workshop a whirl, but bring pages..

the clevenger intensive is just around the corner, so you'll catch--im sure--some cool discussions pretty soon

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;954229]april 2004 was [i]3[/i] years ago[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah. I still think we're in 2006. It's becoming a problem.

welcome rp

i may be a minority one this one, but i like feet (most of the time) and i personally prefer barefootedness over shoe-wearing at any given time. except in snow. and on nails or rocks. although, sometimes i wonder about those people who walk on hot coals. i've heard you can't even feel it if you walk fast enough.

i don't think my feet are hideous either.

Hello and Welcome,

I hate feet, no way should we compare them with fingers, could you imagine getting lucky with a lady and try to fit your foot under her bra?

Hello noob from the USA.

Some female feet can be very pretty, bare or in nice sandals. Yes, I have a foot fetish.

Hello and welcome RP.

Another vote [I]for[/I] toe cleavage.

Go Toes!!!!

Synnove - RRRAAAWWRR! I'ma gonna git you wit mah toes!!!!

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;954542]Hello and Welcome,

I hate feet, no way should we compare them with fingers, could you imagine getting lucky with a lady and try to fit your foot under her bra?[/QUOTE]
They're not like fingers because fingers don't sweat like feet do. Imagine if your hands behaved in the same way as feet did? And you had to wear shoes on them.

And franc, what is it about feet that's so...[I]arousing[/I], if you will (and I think you will) compared to other body parts, like hands? Or ears or knees.

[QUOTE=Vendetta;954575]And franc, what is it about feet that's so...[I]arousing[/I], if you will (and I think you will) compared to other body parts, like hands? Or ears or knees.[/QUOTE]
Well, what is so attractive about a particular person, that won't appeal at all to someone else ? I freely admit there's nothing objective about finding some feet beautiful, just like hands or knees are not objectively beautiful in themselves. In my case, as far as I remember, feet have always been special. There's probably something sensual about them, like the feeling of walking barefoot in grass.

Also, it appears (thanks to the internet) that foot fetish can take many forms. Some people like sweaty or stinky feet, I'm definitely not one of them.

[QUOTE=franc tireur;954590]like the feeling of walking barefoot in grass.[/QUOTE]
you truly appreciate feet and I appreciate that.

Feet are a sensory interface with the world, not just some utilitarian clods for moting us around, to be stuffed into shoes mercilessly ...

I think people that enjoy feet are akin to those that enJOY sneezing or maybe those that know what an eargasm feels like.

No more heroes anymore!

[QUOTE=Vendetta;954604]No more heroes anymore![/QUOTE]

Look at how close I am to 4,000 posts.

[QUOTE=Thag;954605]Look at how close I am to 4,000 posts.[/QUOTE]
Ooooh, how fancy.
What's traditional for a 4000th? Silver? Paper? Bones?

Jelly?
[IMG]http://thecookskitchen.com/pics/med_5213.jpg[/IMG]

What is that a mold of? A subservient pig?

I know, that's a weird position for a pig. My theory is that it's just a dog mould with a snout.

Where's Robert gone? Did we scare him off with all this talk of feet? I feel a bit responsible for bringing up flip flops in the first place.

[QUOTE=Vendetta;954611]I know, that's a weird position for a pig. My theory is that it's just a dog mould with a snout.[/QUOTE]

Have you ever seen blue jelly? I don't think I have.

And regarding foot fetishes, I don't get it. And I've had some weird ones. Like armpits.

[QUOTE=Clem;954613]Where's Robert gone? Did we scare him off with all this talk of feet? I feel a bit responsible for bringing up flip flops in the first place.[/QUOTE]

i didnt go anywhere, i just dont check forums every other minute lol
did and always will prefer chats to boards
but anyway, i dont scare easily, just check out my lil story in the submissions area
i hate flip flops, the ones with the rope between your toes, i like the ones with the roof over the arch of your foot, or velco ankle sandals
feet in general isn't something i look for in a woman, whether it's pretty or not, but i would hope that her feet aren't worse than mine, and if they are, then we have a problem:icon16:

[QUOTE=Robertpaulsen;954630]
feet in general isn't something i look for in a woman[/QUOTE]

This is humorous to me.

[QUOTE=Vendetta;954632]This is humorous to me.[/QUOTE]

lol
honestly, feet isnt something i base my attraction to a woman on. it's usually the last thing you notice anyway

He's a devotee!

I'll freely admit that small women's feet are much cuter than big honking yellow clown feet. So perhaps to a degree there's something there. I just wouldn't want to put them in my mouth. Or whatever it is those guys do.

... there are two kinds of people in the world ...

What?

[QUOTE=Thag;954568]Go Toes!!!!

Synnove - RRRAAAWWRR! I'ma gonna git you wit mah toes!!!![/QUOTE]
Thag - it is a good thing there are many miles between us. Your post alarmed me.

I am trying to think of a better way to explain this.

Feet can be bare. I rarely wear shoes. Feet can be touching the ground or shoes or socks. Feet can be on a blanket or in water.

Feet can not be on me. And no one can touch my feet. You should have seen the little episode when someone gave me a spa package as a gift ad I was forced to get a pedicure. Anxiety.

[QUOTE=corellion;954403]For fuck sake Phil, get that shit out of your signature, it's making me seasick.
Hello to the new person. New being maybe not the right word.[/QUOTE]
YOU CANNOT KILL THE PARTY

I once knew a woman with wooden legs and real feet

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;954761]I once knew a woman with wooden legs and real feet[/QUOTE]
Nate! That was not necessary. I just had dinner.

That makes me light headed and my eyes are watering.

Oh, God - I seriously have an issue. I stopped looking at the screen and there wasn't even a photo.

I can not accept the credit for that
it's a line from Stephen Wright

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;954852]I can not accept the credit for that
it's a line from Stephen Wright[/QUOTE]
I know it isn't possible but the thought really grossed me out.

I am realizing just now how messed up I am regarding feet.

Sigh. I guess I'll just add it to the list.