Noob says howdy.
Hi folks!
Just saying 'sup
I've been able to read a whole 26 years now, so thought it was about time to start writing as well. You know, increase my skill base. I started Googling all my favourite authors (fav Chuck novel: Haunted) and this is the best site so far.
So I thought I'd join in.
Peace!
So you've been reading since you were two? Your name reminds me of Kevin James and that reminds me of his horrible movie, Zookeeper. Chuck and Larry was good. The few episodes I saw of the King of Queens was ok. Anyway, yeah, hello.

hey, welcome to the cult !!
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
Hello! Do you like 7UP?
back:Up yours!
front:7
Remember when those 7up commercials were cool? Also the stupid 'Waaaaazzzzzuuupppp?'
Waaaaaaaazzzzuuuuuppppp 7?!
What's the significance of the number 7 for you?
Do you like the Band James? They had an album called 7.
I used to date a girl that was into Numerology and she gave me a name/chart type thing and told me my 'life number' was 11. Taking the piss as usual I replied "Huh, weird. I always felt like an 11 trapped in a 7's body", and it kinda stuck.
Had no idea about the James album either. Nuts.
Ah, obviously my reading skills outweigh my mathematics.
New guy made me giggle.
This is something of which I approve.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
But what about the other six James? hmmmm? What about them?
They were bested on the field of battle and were buried according to James customs, in a tomb full of jelly worms and disappointed sexual partners.
I used to know a lot of Jameses. They've all cut me out of their lives though.
I'll welcome you, latest James, but the only good thing to come out of it will be the jelly worms.
I will kick in the extra buck for us to get real Gummy Worms, not some knock-off ghetto "jelly worms."
James is one of my favorite names. But I am going to have to call you 7.
I keep reading his name as "seven_jeans." Makes me want to buy things I can't afford.
Call me James if you like, not a f*ck is given. If you are going to do that though, you have to shout it - like a football coach!
She's trying to be polite and tell you that she doesn't feel comfortable calling you James, for personal reasons.
My Bad. Brain failing to engage.
hi, james.
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G'day James.
What's the significance of the number 7 for you?
Do you like the Band James? They had an album called 7.