So--like, I'm new here.
Although, I've been a member of the WS for a few months now, I never formally introduced myself with a noob thread.
My name is Austin James Hatch, although I generally go by James. Or Austin if it's government related or semi-important. My birthday is on February 6. Hence the ghey moniker: aushatch0206.
I write using my first and middle names because, let's face it, it's the best option I have.
I am not a pornstar, but I have done extensive studies into the viewing of pornography and related masturbation habits.
I look forward to being a part of the Cult, and am excited about many fruitful encounters with all of my fellow members.
"Plus, if I go too long without writing I start to turn into a real asshole." -misterwoe
"She'll like what she's told to like." -Mo'Don