No! Another new member!

welcome - enjoy the show

you a radiohead fan?

choke is awesome

peace

agree with wickerkat, and welcome aboard...

thank you all..
yes, I'm a radiohead fan..and also Tori Amos, Fiona Apple
Tori Amos came Turkey for concert..now I wait for the others In the forums some people said they had been met Chuck Palahniuk..I'm a bit jealous about that!

[QUOTE]In the forums some people said they had been met Chuck Palahniuk..I'm a bit jealous about that![/QUOTE]Well me too but I have to survive with that somehow. and hope one day I will have chance to see him. be optimistic as long you live there's always a chance... ^ ^

Welcome, Turkish man of mystery.

[QUOTE=wickerkat;895269]welcome - enjoy the show[/QUOTE]

Why do you keep saying things like this, making the place seem more interesting than it is? You'll put people off.

[QUOTE=Vendetta;895536]Why do you keep saying things like this, making the place seem more interesting than it is? You'll put people off.[/QUOTE]
well it's very individual case, I have here a great time, better even than watching whole [I]ER[/I] again.

Welcome to the bollock factory.

Yeah and kolay gelsin.

[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov;895523]Well me too but I have to survive with that somehow. and hope one day I will have chance to see him. be optimistic as long you live there's always a chance... ^ ^[/QUOTE]

Being optimistic sometimes doesn't work..But I hope you will see him.
Meanwhile how can you watch ER? Don't say 'because of George Clooney' I find him handsome like every girl but I don't like ER..My fav is LOST.

welcome android.
i'll be living in Turkey for a few months in 2007. and the girl i'll be living with is from Ankara.
how freakish! woah!

[QUOTE=paranoid android;895745]Being optimistic sometimes doesn't work..But I hope you will see him.
Meanwhile how can you watch ER? Don't say 'because of George Clooney' I find him handsome like every girl but I don't like ER..My fav is LOST.[/QUOTE]
Well I don't know why, when I see some episode in tv i just start to watch. and my fav still is [I]Crime Story[/I].
and I'm not too optymistic about life (I rather like to think that everything will get fucked, to prepare for the worst) but if something is not impossible than I always leave some palce for hope.

[QUOTE=xec8;895762]welcome android.
i'll be living in Turkey for a few months in 2007. and the girl i'll be living with is from Ankara.
how freakish! woah![/QUOTE]

Why are you coming for? Studying?
Ohh have great time with the girl (;

[QUOTE=paranoid android;895501]thank you all..
yes, I'm a radiohead fan..and also Tori Amos, Fiona Apple
Tori Amos came Turkey for concert..now I wait for the others In the forums some people said they had been met Chuck Palahniuk..I'm a bit jealous about that![/QUOTE]

You're going to be really jealous when you find out you just missed the fan mail window to write to him and start reading about the things he sent back to people

[QUOTE=paranoid android;896268]Why are you coming for? Studying?
[/QUOTE]

I think it's part of his [I]xec8 Live World Tour[/I]

[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov;896302]I think it's part of his [I]xec8 Live World Tour[/I][/QUOTE]
that's right. i'll be performing some of my music, as well as my standup routines and Q&A sessions. i'll even be exhibiting some of my artwork, and i'll be signing copies of the tiny little book i've just finished writing!
yay!

Music, artwork, writing book..Are you sure you're from earth? you must be talented..
Do you put your artworks on Deviantart or the websites like it?

and do you have profile on Deviantart or something like that?

nah i dont actually do much artwork. i was never very good.
but i'm THIS close to finishing my minor masterpiece of a novella: [I]The Implied Novel[/I]. the final section is just literary criticism, each part of which grows more aware of the previous part's satirical nature. the whole is complemented by a meta-critique of the way the academia focuses on "complete" works, at the expense of the many worthwhile unfinished pieces written by unknowns. a discussion ensues over the merit of using analytical discourse when dealing with an incomplete story which nevertheless has literary merit.
welcome to the cult.

[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov;896523]and do you have profile on Deviantart or something like that?[/QUOTE]

I try to take darkroom and conceptual photograps. I've been using Deviantart for it but I don't have profile there anymore because it takes too much time..I just look at the other profiles

android, do you know another android goes by the name Marvin?

Yes I know Marvin the paranoid android who says ''my capacity for happiness, you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first'
I think you like hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

[QUOTE=Vendetta;895536]Why do you keep saying things like this, making the place seem more interesting than it is? You'll put people off.[/QUOTE]

maybe you and morey and chixulub should get a room, or start a club

since when does saying WELCOME put anybody off

please, the variety and difference of personalities here lends itself to a rather wacky dynamic, ie. circus, freakshow, party, etc.

ANYWHO

dig the avatar paranoid, good picture - there is a cult picture thread here if you'd like to post more:

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=25685&page=36[/url]

I was KIDDING. Shit. Say what you want I'm interested to see what you come up with next. Sheesh.

sheesh redux!

[QUOTE=Vendetta;900387]I was KIDDING. Shit. Say what you want I'm interested to see what you come up with next. Sheesh.[/QUOTE]

sorry, i guess between you, morey and chix slamming my posts, i forget who's sarcasm is what

and in every JOKE there is a bit of truth

the whole WELCOME riff is just something that makes me laugh, no matter how ridiculous they are, like the GNR reference

sheesh

[QUOTE=paranoid android;900355]Yes I know Marvin the paranoid android who says ''my capacity for happiness, you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first'
I think you like hitchhikers guide to the galaxy[/QUOTE]
I just got the Ultimate Guide for $5(singapore dollar) in a garage sales. Pretty good deal.
Yes, of course i like it. (the first four book) especially "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" is super cool.

And OK Computer is my all time favourite album.. so far.

Only $5 dollar for the ultimate guide? A reason for loving the garage sales..I had to give much money for the 5 books
OK Computer is Radiohead's best album but I love The Bends more than it..

[QUOTE=wickerkat;900362]dig the avatar paranoid, good picture - there is a cult picture thread here if you'd like to post more:[/QUOTE]

Wickerkat thanks for the thoughts about the pic and sending the cult picture thread link. I'm interested in photography and need comments but in the thread people who know each other send pics.I havent post the others..Maybe a little shyness...
And also thanks for the 'welcoming'

[QUOTE=paranoid android;900746] I'm interested in photography and need comments but in the thread people who know each other send pics.I havent post the others..Maybe a little shyness...
[/QUOTE]
you have more photos? please post it somewere. Or maybe you have soem site with it?
anyway those two pics from your avatar are cool...

[QUOTE=paranoid android]Only $5 dollar for the ultimate guide? A reason for loving the garage sales..I had to give much money for the 5 books
OK Computer is Radiohead's best album but I love The Bends more than it..[/QUOTE]
I love Kid A and Amnesiac ( the second one probably because it was first Radiohead album I listened to)

Hi there!
I, too, am new to the group. I've loved Chuck for a few years now... his writing
is amazing! Hilarious, descriptive and oh-so disgusting, what else could one ask
for?

Pleased to be here!

[QUOTE=factorygirl1976;900890]Hi there!
I, too, am new to the group. I've loved Chuck for a few years now... his writing
is amazing! Hilarious, descriptive and oh-so disgusting, what else could one ask
for?

Pleased to be here![/QUOTE]
And we are pleased to have you! Now post some links to sites selling inexpensive explosive materials and we'll like you!

[QUOTE=xec8;900901]And we are pleased to have you! Now post some links to sites selling inexpensive explosive materials and we'll like you![/QUOTE]

i feel 'at home' already!

wait until you meet our Saint Gut Free.

[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov;900884]you have more photos? please post it somewere. Or maybe you have soem site with it?
anyway those two pics from your avatar are cool...[/QUOTE]

Thanks a lot for that^..No I haven't any site about it. I don't use Deviantart anymore
And I like your avatar too..The child is very lovely. Is it your photo or somebody else? I remember your photo, he doesn't look like you..But I'm not sure.

[QUOTE=quipaddler;901175]wait until you meet our Saint Gut Free.[/QUOTE]

I don't get it
who's "our" Saint Gut Free?

[QUOTE=paranoid android;901496]Thanks a lot for that^..No I haven't any site about it. I don't use Deviantart anymore[/QUOTE]well, pity...
[QUOTE=paranoid android;901496]And I like your avatar too..The child is very lovely. Is it your photo or somebody else? I remember your photo, he doesn't look like you..But I'm not sure.[/QUOTE]
it's me, (to all of you who had doubts - no, it's not my son).
when I was younger I had brighter hair.