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"I just don't want to die without a few scars, I say. It's nothing anymore to have a beautiful stock body. You see those cars that are completely stock cherry, right out of a dealer's showroom in 1955, I always think, what a waste"
Why don't you tell us about yourself.
worst. welcome thread. ever.
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Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Honestly didn't think to do that..
Im Kyle i write alot im from the east coast.
im 16 just found out about chucks books, started reading fight club.
ummmmmm not sure what else to write but hey 
"I just don't want to die without a few scars, I say. It's nothing anymore to have a beautiful stock body. You see those cars that are completely stock cherry, right out of a dealer's showroom in 1955, I always think, what a waste"
Usually welcome threads entail introducing yourself to others...so they can welcome you.
But anyway, is Fight Club the only Chuck book you've read?
ummmmmm not sure what else to write but hey
I thought you wrote a lot (and yes, it is two words, not one. For a more in-depth, and definitely amusing, explanation click here) ?
And, Welcome. You gonna join the workshop?
I do not like your username, but welcome anyway.
Bah I couldnt be arsed when his first post equals the thread title.
ummmmmm not sure what else to write but hey
I thought you wrote a lot?
Ha! I was gonna post this. If he wrote a lot he could have at least told us a little more about himself.
Maybe he only writes fiction?
Well, make something up, dammit!
I dont think he will come back after this thread. But I will ask anyways.
So you're at one of those cute winter formal dances that hopefully you asked a girl too. There is punch, cake and some other finger food that is sure to be coated with sweat and grime form all the other children reaching into it. You are dancing with your date, looking into her eyes. You think that this must be the point where you kiss her and tell her how much you love her. But no, Fuck that, he head tears itself apart as she becomes Brundlefly. What cards are you going to play to get out of this mess?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
its my last name
"I just don't want to die without a few scars, I say. It's nothing anymore to have a beautiful stock body. You see those cars that are completely stock cherry, right out of a dealer's showroom in 1955, I always think, what a waste"
ummmmmm not sure what else to write but hey
I thought you wrote a lot (and yes, it is two words, not one. For a more in-depth, and definitely amusing, explanation click here) ?
And, Welcome. You gonna join the workshop?
I posted a short story in the fan submissions thread and another user mentioned it. Being 16 I'd have to ask my parents to pay for it right now lol but yeah I would like to eventually. I was told they really critique your writing.
"I just don't want to die without a few scars, I say. It's nothing anymore to have a beautiful stock body. You see those cars that are completely stock cherry, right out of a dealer's showroom in 1955, I always think, what a waste"
But anyway, is Fight Club the only Chuck book you've read?
Sorry, never used forums before haha never thought they were worth it.
and yeah I'm about to finish it, loved it. I would like to read Haunted next
"I just don't want to die without a few scars, I say. It's nothing anymore to have a beautiful stock body. You see those cars that are completely stock cherry, right out of a dealer's showroom in 1955, I always think, what a waste"
its my last name
That's unfortunate.
its my last name
That's unfortunate.
actually yeah, considering im not the nationality of the name
"I just don't want to die without a few scars, I say. It's nothing anymore to have a beautiful stock body. You see those cars that are completely stock cherry, right out of a dealer's showroom in 1955, I always think, what a waste"
There's a ballpark named after you!
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its my last name
That's unfortunate.
actually yeah, considering im not the nationality of the name
Your name has a nationality? Does that mean you're not American/English? Where you from?
Also, sorry. 
its my last name
That's unfortunate.
actually yeah, considering im not the nationality of the name
Your name has a nationality? Does that mean you're not American/English? Where you from?
Also, sorry.
lol! yeah technically it would be of irish descent..and im german hahaha
"I just don't want to die without a few scars, I say. It's nothing anymore to have a beautiful stock body. You see those cars that are completely stock cherry, right out of a dealer's showroom in 1955, I always think, what a waste"
There used to be*.
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What the hell about Brundlefly?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
So you're at one of those cute winter formal dances that hopefully you asked a girl too. There is punch, cake and some other finger food that is sure to be coated with sweat and grime form all the other children reaching into it. You are dancing with your date, looking into her eyes. You think that this must be the point where you kiss her and tell her how much you love her. But no, Fuck that, he head tears itself apart as she becomes Brundlefly. What cards are you going to play to get out of this mess?
id still kiss her
"I just don't want to die without a few scars, I say. It's nothing anymore to have a beautiful stock body. You see those cars that are completely stock cherry, right out of a dealer's showroom in 1955, I always think, what a waste"
I watched that movie last night. Brilliant.
So you're at one of those cute winter formal dances that hopefully you asked a girl too. There is punch, cake and some other finger food that is sure to be coated with sweat and grime form all the other children reaching into it. You are dancing with your date, looking into her eyes. You think that this must be the point where you kiss her and tell her how much you love her. But no, Fuck that, he head tears itself apart as she becomes Brundlefly. What cards are you going to play to get out of this mess?
id still kiss her
I do love some Jeff Goldblum, but i think you would be fucked if you tried to kiss that mess.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
hahahahahahahha yes very true
"I just don't want to die without a few scars, I say. It's nothing anymore to have a beautiful stock body. You see those cars that are completely stock cherry, right out of a dealer's showroom in 1955, I always think, what a waste"
Word up!
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