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DarkLordOFponies
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never finished a book til chuck came along. so i got that going for me, which is nice. started out on some others, bukowski, and some other pop books like sedaris and klosterman. still have to say nobody is quite as clever and chuck. hoping to get some good reads out of the book club.

-the only person in the military with a fictional book that isn't science based

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I'm illiterate. I have to have my mom type everything I want to say, which gets awkward when I wanna have internet-sex with people, but my mom is understanding.

And, welcome to the cult?

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Hoorah!

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Z wrote:
I'm illiterate. I have to have my mom type everything I want to say, which gets awkward when I wanna have internet-sex with people, but my mom is understanding.

And, welcome to the cult?

You are awesome and I think you're great.

What day is today?

Do you smell burning toast?

hello and welcome to the shit storm that's probably going to take place.

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Z wrote:
I'm illiterate. I have to have my mom type everything I want to say, which gets awkward when I wanna have internet-sex with people, but my mom is understanding.

Ya little minx - A hot threesome for Christmas and I didn't even know it! ;0
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Six On The Dot wrote:
Dude I read "hot Christmas" and my brain thought "Totti" when I read "Threesome" and it was weird.

Check it out in Irish Gaelic - it sounds almost holy.

Ya minx beag - A threesome te na Nollag agus ní raibh a fhios agam fiú é! ; 0

I'll mix the drinks.

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Welcome, newly literate young man. Now go write a masterpiece.

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:Yeah, where are my manners? Happy culting soldier or sailor! Thanks for your service.

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vigorous puppy wrote:
Z wrote:
I'm illiterate. I have to have my mom type everything I want to say, which gets awkward when I wanna have internet-sex with people, but my mom is understanding.

Ya little minx - A hot threesome for Christmas and I didn't even know it! ;0

This is Z's mother, winkin at ya! Wink

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if you get past this thread you'll survive

maybe

welcome

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What do ya do in the militury?

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DarkLordOFponies wrote:
never finished a book til chuck came along. so i got that going for me, which is nice. started out on some others, bukowski, and some other pop books like sedaris and klosterman. still have to say nobody is quite as clever and chuck. hoping to get some good reads out of the book club.

-the only person in the military with a fictional book that isn't science based

...tis sad but true.

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Z wrote:
I'm illiterate. I have to have my mom type everything I want to say, which gets awkward when I wanna have internet-sex with people, but my mom is understanding.

And, welcome to the cult?


Don't they have those programs for blind people where it converts what you say to text and what there is to read as spoken? You should get that for your daughter for Christmas.
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DarkLordOFponies wrote:
never finished a book til chuck came along. so i got that going for me, which is nice. started out on some others, bukowski, and some other pop books like sedaris and klosterman. still have to say nobody is quite as clever and chuck. hoping to get some good reads out of the book club.

Chuck opened the doors for so many. Great to have you aboard.
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Z wrote:
I'm illiterate. I have to have my mom type everything I want to say, which gets awkward when I wanna have internet-sex with people, but my mom is understanding.

And, welcome to the cult?

You know, I've always thought about ... the whole mother/daughter thing...

Never mind. Tongue

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