New(ish)
I've been lurking a while...
Are they gonna publish the Invisible Monsters comic?
I needs it on paper!
Where the piss did the T-shirts go??
Oh wait... Hi, I'm Maggie blah blah.
Fave is Choke or Invisible Monsters.
That hooker!!
Thanks.
A Collage I made. 
Your mom goes to collage.
Hi.
So Maggie, how old are you? What do you do? How's Orlando? What's the meaning of life? What are you wearing?
Isn't that from some movie I've never seen??
31. Pharm tech. Orlando blows. Jeez that's too deep for me to contemplate right now. My jammies.
Same questions for you. Go!
Welcome aboard, have a gif.
Same questions for you. Go!
19.
Waitress.
I went to Disney World once and it rocked my 9 year old world.
... 42?
Blandly casual work outfit.
I like the looks of that collage, by the way. And my deepest condolences for having a mother who attends university.
Hey maggie my mom went to college so I feel your pain. I also make collages. I have some pretty gnarly blisters on my feet because I'm a dumbass. What's the dumbest injury you've ever inflicted on yourself?
Hey Maggie, welcome!
Well, I have scars all up & down my arms from being whiny. Well, maybe some would say not properly medicated @ the time. I would have to so those BY FAR are the dumbest. ;P
Oh, I also am generally covered in bruises cos I'm a fffing klutz & have cheap Irish skin.
Thanks for the gif. Is that from Laugh In? or some other 60's junk?
pffffttt. Your 19. Shouldn't you be in college??
Disney was an anti-Semite. I can't like him anymore...
Oh & thank you. I have many more. But, that's one of my faves.
I am in school. That's how bad the economy is. A female minority with decent grades and two successful parents who are relatively fond of her can't expect to go to a state school AND stay off the pole--I mean, work force. That's also why I'm sorry that your mom goes to college. I know I started neglecting all of my children when I enrolled.
I don't really have any children.
You should post your stuff! Or make a new thread!
Hi Maggie. What's lacr1mation? Stop-motion breast milk?
Impressionist Hairspray?
Cartoon Wetsuit?
Welcome anyway. The question is this:
If your boss gave you the option of wearing your own clothes to work instead of a uniform, but... you had to wear a clown wig all day as well... would you?
(is there such a thing as caffiene rehab? I may have gone over quota)
Impressionist Hairspray?
Cartoon Wetsuit?
Welcome anyway. The question is this:
If your boss gave you the option of wearing your own clothes to work instead of a uniform, but... you had to wear a clown wig all day as well... would you?
(is there such a thing as caffiene rehab? I may have gone over quota)
Lacrimation is medical term I fell in love with whilst @ school.
Do I get to pick the color of the wig? If so, the answer is YES!
So on one thread you tell us about your heroin habit and in another you tell us about how you cut yourself.
You remind me a little of someone else that used to hang out around here. Do you also have cancer?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Her kidneys are probably failing as we speak!
^ Hehe.
You remind me a little of someone else that used to hang out around here. Do you also have cancer?
You misunderstand. I used to have a habit. I used to cut. As I said before be excuse my assumption that I would find no judgement here. I am apparently mistaken.
Just don't get brain cancer. They'll make fun of you forever.
Greetings Maggs. "Welcome to the human race"
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
You remind me a little of someone else that used to hang out around here. Do you also have cancer?
You misunderstand. I used to have a habit. I used to cut. As I said before be excuse my assumption that I would find no judgement here. I am apparently mistaken.
I'd like to apologize for those members who're perpetually on the rag. I'm not one of them because I don't have a uterus, but still, I'm sorry.
I'd like to apologize for those members who're perpetually on the rag. I'm not one of them because I don't have a uterus, but still, I'm sorry.
You ever do that laugh where it's funny, but you don't wanna laugh because you feel bad, but it's okay because the subject of the joke actually made the joke?
You remind me a little of someone else that used to hang out around here. Do you also have cancer?
You misunderstand. I used to have a habit. I used to cut. As I said before be excuse my assumption that I would find no judgement here. I am apparently mistaken.
I'd like to apologize for those members who're perpetually on the rag. I'm not one of them because I don't have a uterus, but still, I'm sorry.
you can just call me a bitch if that's what you're going for here.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Oh, I know I can, but that's not what I'm going for
I like you, Des, and I'm not being seriously critical of your criticalness, promise.
You lost me.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Masuimi Max is actually wearing the very last shirt in the picture to your left. She's just fist pumping to rub that in your non-t-shirt-having face.
Also, welcome. What's your avatar?