newgirl
Amy.
Remember all these, there will be an exam.
The essay questions are a bitch.
When you get to the part about my favorite color, the answer is RAINBOW. That's not going to be an answer choice though so just circle NONE OF THE ABOVE unless the above happens to be RED, ORANGE, YELLOW, GREEN, BLUE, INDIGO, VIOLET in which case you should use your best judgement because I don't really have a favorite color so your guess is as good as mine.
What if my real name wasnt Noah? I mean it is and I have never been very good with having a nickname. SOme folks called me Camel for a bit. A friend at work called me Nigel. And lot of people call me by my last name.
Im babbling. Too much sigar.
Newgirl you are welcome at The Cult. But you will have to battle the next new person who decides to stick around. And it is always to the death.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Hi Amy!!!! 
Jessica, I will answer BLACK, because it is the presence of all colors.
Noah, in that case, I give up. Why Camel? I like Nigel.
People said I looked like a Camel. We also had a kid who we called pig, even his mom called him this. And another fellow who was known as shrew. All the names have died by now and Camel was short lived to begin with.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I have to ask, why would someone think you resemble a camel?
I used to have shaggy dirty blond hair and I have quite the nose on me? Thats all I can figure.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
A+
We already have a camel here. A fudge one.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Oh! Okay Noah.
Yay, I made the honor roll
Tuffy, you confound me.
btw, big nose means the same as big feet on a man to me. So that's good stuff.
Oh thats right you were not around for the dress down thread and my showings in it.
It just means I can breath better and its easier to pick.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Hmm, the dress down thread is like super dare. I've lurked it. yes.
hah! Good times.
Everyone has lurked it.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Not everyone has posted in it.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Quick, guess what my name is!
Alecia? 
Yes (but people will still call me Alicia, watch).
Define 'Real Name'.
Depending on your definition my real name may or may not actually be Amber.
Okay, now I know why I was having a conversation with my brother, about how Amber Quartz stones are SO much better than chocolate diamonds. We were talking about how weird chocolate diamonds were, and how it must be pitched to women, because we like anything chocolate. Then I stated Amber stones are a much better gift - which seemed like an inspired thought at the time.
Amber Quartz?
Before I was married I always wore an amber ring on my left ring finger. Signifying I belonged to myself only.
If circumstance ever causes me to be unmarried, I shall again do this.
This is a brilliant idea.
Back around early Autumn. Will never cut my own bangs again. Anyhoo,
The fam!
Wedding pics!
My nose looks hooked in that picture, its not! Eh, it was a good hair day, though.
You were a beautiful happy-looking bride. And Izzy is so adorable!
I like the bangs!
Irina, that dress was on $70 brand new I had to do the entire wedding on $300! Got married on a library lawn (free). Yeah, happy and dazed, it all went so fast that day.
hahaa Imke, I do love bangs, but I'm no Vidal Sassoon. thank you, hon
What a beautiful lady!
Nice to me ya, Amber!!
You and Noah were the welcome wagon to me. I think you guys are the bee's knees!
Tuffy!! Come on! hahaha!