newgirl
HelloOoooOh!!
newgirl here.
Joined this site because, I'm sure the people who frequent it have the best sense of humor in the world.
I'm a stay-at-home mom of a cute lil' toddler. Most people don't think that's a REAL job. I love it, so, it is what it is.
I am the self proclaimed queen of power chords. And I'm currently working on a repertoire to impress my toddler. She is in awe of my song stylings- for now.
Also, working on creating a college radio show at my old school. 90s retro, with local bands and input/forum of early 90s DJs and whoever else that's local from that era (or people in love with nostalgia) to put their 2 cents in.
I have a few other well-intended projects, that don't pay cash. Including working on a script.
I'd like to think that this script is my lottery ticket to fortune (forget fame!).
What else?...
I can't function without coffee or spell check.
how do you like your dirty whores? And what sort of sandwhich afterwards?
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What would you fear more, getting eaten alive by ducks, or being beaten to death by frogs.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Are frogs doing the beating or is she being, you know, pelted with them? This could make a difference.
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Both?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Frog and ducks and bears! Oh my! Seriously have you ever encountered a duck up close? They can attack from the land, water AND sky. Those things are cray. :(>That shyt gets real.
I have duck friends, feed them close to every day. We have an understanding.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Easy side up (does a dirty whore have any other side than "easy"?).
Sammich is how I roll. Hummus, baby spinach, and more hummus on honey wheat toast. Every damn day.
Easy side up (does a dirty whore have any other side than "easy"?).
I suppose there would be "dirty side", which is completely subjective in terms of whether that is the "easy" side or not.
I'm not Hopi. I'm Indian. South Asian. Like Buddha, only with more emotional baggage.
First impression?
Think Mindy Kaling, but more artsy and crafty. That's me (talking too much on video post card) and Issy when she was tiny.
Actually, part black part asian, so Masala "spicy indian". But I prefer the term Blendian or Blasian.
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your ducks in a row- like little web-footed minion pawns in your ever evolving scheme to take over the world.
Well played Noah, well played.
Dear Tuffy,
Thanks and WTF?!!
Easy side up (does a dirty whore have any other side than "easy"?).
I suppose there would be "dirty side", which is completely subjective in terms of whether that is the "easy" side or not.
Haha! Good one. I see you are a fan of philosophy.
Blasian it is.
PS, we don't have senses of humor here.
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Right on, Tuffy!
Thanks for the shouts, everyone.
Now, I'm off to work for the weekend. 
We've needed another Hopi for so long.
My Hopi translator must be on because I can understand everything she is posting.
Queen of power chords eh? What are your 3 favourite bands?
Hi. Nice wolves.
Whoops, sorry. I must've left this on.
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For muh homies!
Hopi Translation:
Thanks for the welcome wagon~ Tuffy, fsdghcamel, pepper, Hattie, Noahrm23, PGoutis01,_kit, Ritt, and audreythirteen.
My gift back to all of you, for all the shouts...
Vamp 1986, starring Grace Jones.
Starts like frat comedy, ends as brutal surreal dark vampire flick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpQzgZiUV4E&feature=related
Whoops, sorry. I must've left this on.
Askwali, qootsa Istaqa Inteus. Nuva sowiʼyngwa paakiw paalangpu muuyaw, put pumuy taaho niodem um.
Now you must repeat the words above, whilst holding your breath and holding a button, then spit on said button worn by a black Rabbi, and bury it in a mason jar filled with metal nails (and for most favorable fortune, also your urine), in your backyard, to remove this Hopi blessing.
I like tons of different stuff. Right now, today, I'm listening to soundtracks of Velvelt Goldmine and Desert Blue. And I feel like looking up some of the bands on the Moogfest list. What do you like?
Hey, thanks. Nice blonde:)
I like tons of different stuff. Right now, today, I'm listening to soundtracks of Velvelt Goldmine and Desert Blue. And I feel like looking up some of the bands on the Moogfest list. What do you like?
dude. that Velvet Goldmine soundtrack is the best.
if you like that stuff you should maybe check out a band called Bryan Scary and the Shredding Tears.
I like tons of different stuff. Right now, today, I'm listening to soundtracks of Velvelt Goldmine and Desert Blue. And I feel like looking up some of the bands on the Moogfest list. What do you like?
dude. that Velvet Goldmine soundtrack is the best.
if you like that stuff you should maybe check out a band called Bryan Scary and the Shredding Tears.
Thanks _kit! That's really an amazing band. Can't believe there are so few views of Shredding Tears.
Okay, look.
I let it go because most newbs don't stick around for long. But.
We're going to need a first name here. You can't be new forever.
You're an adept now. Let us in.
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I'm Sema (it's south asian). Nice to meet you.
Hi, Sema! You are now Official.
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Wooo-hoooooo!!!!!!! 
Hooray Sema!
how do you pronounce that?
I like Newgirl. You Will always be Newgirl though. Official and all. Well done. Dont let us down. Or Tuffy will get you.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
And when Tuffy gets 'em, they stay got.
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Is it pronounced like See-mah? Or Zee-mah?
Nice name.
It is not pronounced Zima.
Sheesh.
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I hope it is. You're gonna feel SO SILLY.
I would feel silly? I'm not the one named after a bubblysweet malt liquor.
Besides, if it is, I will change it for her.
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Dear Tuffy,
Thanks and WTF?!!
Surprise Bear is surprising.
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Sema is pronounced See Mah.
Like, "I see Ma in the kitchen cooking dinner. Yum."
Used to work at a Japanese steak house/sushi bar, back in the 90s. I'd sell a lot of Zimas, by mispronouncing my own name.
"My name is Sima, you should buy a Zima!" And they would every friggin' time. The drunker they got, the bigger the tip. Good times.
Having so much fun here with you guys. Nah, I won't let ya down.
And thanks for being here. 
What a great name!
Thanks Imke!
Is Imke your name?
I don't know anyone else's name, except Noah and Sarah.
<------ Jessica
Nice to pretend meet you, Sema.
Howdy, Jessica!
Jazmyn here
Is Imke your name?
Yes!
Hey Jazmyn and Imke! Those are unusually pretty names. I don't feel so out of place now.
I'm Amber.
Dumptruck. Tuffy the Dumptruck.
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Hopi?
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