Newbie Hopping On
Hey everyone,
Decided to join the forum after finding the link to it on Chuck's Wikipedia page (well, after I found the website on the page, anyhow.) Anyhow, without further ado, my name is Kody Boye. I'm an eighteen-year-old publicist, interior book designer, copyeditor and writer currently residing in Austin, TX. I'm sad to say that I have yet to read any of Chuck's work, but will work on remedying that as soon as possible. I saw the forum and thought it might have been a little rash to join without reading any of Mr. Palahniuk's novels, but I saw a few of the discussions going on and figured I'd chime in.
Hope all is well with everyone reading this. 
- Kody
Dark Genre Writer
Author of Amorous Things
I hate you.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
Thank you.
lol?
Dark Genre Writer
Author of Amorous Things
You think I'm joking, don'y you? 
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
Hey newbie! Don't mind BPL.
Be sure to read Invisible Monsters.
Hello and Welcome.
Is that a Twilight Fag in your avatar?
Ahaha.
Be sure to read Invisible Monsters.
I'll be sure to look that one up.
I'll be sure to look that one up. Thanks!
Is that a Twilight Fag in your avatar?
lol, no. It's a cropped photo of me in front of the tombstone Barbara clutched in the beginning of Night of the Living Dead.
Dark Genre Writer
Author of Amorous Things
My bad, Im a cat.
Cats are cute, so you (they're?) excused?
Full-sized photo is here if you're interested in seeing it.
Dark Genre Writer
Author of Amorous Things
Ok then, Is Cujo a good name for a cat?
Maybe if you're going for ironic...
Dark Genre Writer
Author of Amorous Things
Maybe if you're going for ironic...
Is THE LOHAN a good name for a turtle?
Maybe if you're going for ironic...
Is THE LOHAN a good name for a turtle?
*raises hand* ohh ooohh can I answer that one!? *waves hand* please?! ooh ooh pick me!
Maybe if you're going for ironic...
Is THE LOHAN a good name for a turtle?
*raises hand* ohh ooohh can I answer that one!? *waves hand* please?! ooh ooh pick me!
Ok, you the hispanic chick in the front row!
Oh shit! I forgot 
Wait umm it's only okay to name the turtle the Lohan if it does the crab walk naked. 
See, no, yeah I got too excited. 
Wait umm it's only okay to name the turtle the Lohan if it does the crab walk naked.
See, no, yeah I got too excited. :(
I got Lindsay Lohans Biography today!
Was the cover covered in freckles?
The fuck? We don't allow no Twilight kids in our cemeteries.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I know you. You're Johnny Lee Miller's kid.
what were you doing on chuck's wikipedia page if you ain't ever read any of his books?
Don't make me spell this one out for you Nate.
I want to know more about this. I am being sincere.
Also, you don't need to sign your posts with your name. We can all see your username. You are not a mom on facebook. This advice is also sincere, though slightly snippier.
There is hope, but not for us.
If you had a lobster, a sandwich, and a cat, in what order would you eat each one.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
It was covered in Sparkles.
Be sure to read Invisible Monsters.
I'll be sure to look that one up.
I'll be sure to look that one up. Thanks!
Is that a Twilight Fag in your avatar?
lol, no. It's a cropped photo of me in front of the tombstone Barbara clutched in the beginning of Night of the Living Dead.
So I was right.
Don't make me spell this one out for you Nate.
i thought i spelled his last name wrong or something. then realized I didn't spell his last name at all.
Anyways, i still don't get it.
lol. Is this going to become a meme based on my userpicture or something? Can't stand Twilight, can't stand Stephanie Meyer. Don't like anything about either of them.
I tried to figure out why that name sounded so familiar, but IMDB didn't help much.
I saw Fight Club listed on some 'this book is in this category of something' list and wanted to know a little more about the author.
I want to know more about this. I am being sincere.
I design the insides of the books, typography and sometimes graphic-design wise.
I would eat the sandwich first... and probably offer someone else the lobster and the cat (have no desire to eat seafood and I think cats are too cute to eat.)
Dark Genre Writer
Author of Amorous Things
I design the insides of the books, typography and sometimes graphic-design wise.
How about that House of Leaves, huh?
You won't eat lobster and don't like girls....
You sparkle, right?
This is why we can't have nice things.
You sparkle, right?
I am beginning to have misgivings about your obligation towards Sparkle Motion.
I design the insides of the books, typography and sometimes graphic-design wise.
How about that House of Leaves, huh?
I have yet to read that book. >.>
You sparkle, right?
Only when my friend's glitter lands on me.
Dark Genre Writer
Author of Amorous Things
House of Leaves has got to be, like, pornography or something to an interior book designer, i'd imagine.
Which means I must search it out to find it!
Dark Genre Writer
Author of Amorous Things
Why don't you have your own glitter?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Because I have no interest in it... or makeup on a regular basis, for a manner.
Dark Genre Writer
Author of Amorous Things
Texas, eh? Whoot whoot! Nice to see some more Texans on the boards. Anyway, welcome!
I think he's gone already.
And who are you?
This is why we can't have nice things.
No he will be back, they always come back.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Yeah? Seen Boldface Costello lately?
This is why we can't have nice things.
That avatar is just disturbing, Tuffy.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Happy Hallowe'en!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Hey I think your avatar needs a tampon for it's face.
Or a thicker pad...
This is why we can't have nice things.
Anyhow, welcome.