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suicidewatch
Here are your meds...NEXT!
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From: The Day Room
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Hello...I've always wanted to join a cult, how appropriate to find THE cult after reading Chuck.

I hope this place prolongs my stay.

Thanks.

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Adelaide.Alexa
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Welcome. You must obey the cult.

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audreythirteen
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do we have to take care of you? or are you the one on suicide watch?

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Suicide! Here suicide! Suicidewatch! Gooooooood suicide.

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anguhh
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Oh, what a coincidence. I'm also new... ish.

Ritt
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He didn't kill himself already did he?

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monkeywright
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We weren't watching! Do it again!

Brentinlouis
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Welcome you.

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