new to the cult
What's up everyone. Just wanted to introduce myself since i'm new here. My names Ryan and i'm a 19 year old sophmore at Umass Amherst. I got into Chuck a few months ago and I've read everything except Diary. I haven't had enough time to pick it up due to school. I started reading Chuck because Fight Club was always one of my favorite movies, and i met a few people here who had read various books by Chuck, and only heard good things. I haven't been one to read since about 8th grade, but i figured i'd give it a shot over winter break and picked up a copy of Choke. I finished it that day. I couldn't put it down. Since then, I've been visiting this website regularly and read and checked out just about everything, but never signed up. Well, here I am. Have at me.
[B]I've got candy[/B]...[I]Get into my van.[/I]
welcome to the cult.
I'll pass on your candy offer.
Mongo like candy.
A Vendetta production. <3
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[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Mongo like candy.[/QUOTE]
ahaha, brak , you're the best.
"badges? we don' need no steenkin' badges!"
hi ho ryan. be good. post lots.
Kit, I totally read that as "badgers." I'm um...seeking therapy.
Hi Ryan. 
There is hope, but not for us.
Wow, everyone is pretty nice around here...by the way, it's freaking good candy, trust me. Just come check out my van, well, if you don't like candy, I have, umm...kittens...yeah i have kittens too. Just please come into my van...oh that? nevermind that. it's just used to filet fish...yeah, i'm a fisherman.
(just so everyone knows, i'm not really crazy)
(kinda)
[B]I've got candy[/B]...[I]Get into my van.[/I]
what can I say
I'm a sucker for chuppa chups
*hops into van*
I also really like your user name. ¿Hablas espanol?
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE=jane s.]I also really like your user name. ¿Hablas espanol?[/QUOTE]
actually its my last name in spanish, it was my nickname in high school, only a few people call me it, mostly kids on the wrestling team...im not even spanish...i think it actually originated in spanish class, because i eventually just started signing my name as just 'Inviernos' on my papers and tests, and the teacher even called me it...well thats the story behind my user name...dont do drugs
[B]I've got candy[/B]...[I]Get into my van.[/I]
This candy/van thing reminds me of a Dane Cook skit (sorry, this is two days in a row).
[i]"Hey kid...you want a bike? It's in my rickety van."
"Let's go get this huffy, baby!"[/i]
Err...welcome. You seem like you'll fit in.
I'll agree with Kit. Post lots.
And where's my candy? ...and why can't I do drugs?
[QUOTE=RandomThought]This candy/van thing reminds me of a Dane Cook skit (sorry, this is two days in a row).
[i]"Hey kid...you want a bike? It's in my rickety van."
"Let's go get this huffy, baby!"[/i]
Err...welcome. You seem like you'll fit in.
I'll agree with Kit. Post lots.
And where's my candy? ...and why can't I do drugs?[/QUOTE]
OH MAN!...I LOVE DANE COOK...haha, he came to my school at the beginning of this semseter, it was the funniest thing ive ever been apart of. Ive never heard that skit though, but its probably wicked funny, cause everything he does is wicked funny. you can do drugs if you want...i have some in my van...also 'my dick feels like corn'...wow thats gonna sound really weird to anyone who doesnt know dane cook...oh well...bye
[B]I've got candy[/B]...[I]Get into my van.[/I]
[QUOTE=inviernos]...also 'my dick feels like corn'...wow thats gonna sound really weird to anyone who doesnt know dane cook...[/QUOTE]
I don't know who Dane Cook is, but if that knowledge will make "my dick feels like corn" [i]not[/i] sound weird, I, uh, just don't wanna know.
Hey.
I'm a huge Dane Cook fan. If you can spare the cash go buy his DVD/CD set. The "rickety van" bit is from the DVD.
I love the "my dick feels like corn" bit. I thought of it during sex once and just started cracking up. Had to explain it to my boyfriend. He listened to the CD later that same day.
He came to your school?! I'm so jealous.
Tuffy: Dance Cook has a bit about how sometimes when you're fucking you think of the weirdest shit to say, but you think it sounds cool at the time so you say it. He allegedly once said, "my dick feels like corn," and the girl "didn't miss a beat" and said, "pass me the butter, baby."
[QUOTE=Tuffy the Dump Truck]I don't know who Dane Cook is, but if that knowledge will make "my dick feels like corn" [i]not[/i] sound weird, I, uh, just don't wanna know.
Hey.[/QUOTE]
Agreed.
So your last name is Winter? That's rockin.
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE=jane s.]Agreed.
So your last name is Winter? That's rockin.[/QUOTE]
well winters..but its close enough....
yeah everyone go get the CD/DVD....you wont be dissapointed...for serious
and tuffy now that you mention it, i do remember that part...also, Are you gonna be walking to your car by yourself later? Ok....Ill be over here watching you all night.
[B]I've got candy[/B]...[I]Get into my van.[/I]
Don't mess, man. I'm a dangerous mofo with a glass eye.
Tuffy didn't mention it. I did.
.JPE "owenwarland's picture")
[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Mongo like candy.[/QUOTE]
BABY RUTH!!!
[QUOTE=RandomThought]Tuffy didn't mention it. I did.
:)[/QUOTE]
yeah i know, im sorry, im just drunk
[B]I've got candy[/B]...[I]Get into my van.[/I]
[QUOTE=inviernos]yeah i know, im sorry, im just drunk[/QUOTE]
So that's why you decided to post here.
I wish I had a good excuse like that one.
so you're a mexican wrestler?
please please oh [I]please[/I] tell me you have a colourful wrestling mask
we could really do with someone with such talents here
while posting you'd have to wear it of course
[QUOTE=lokigod]so you're a mexican wrestler?
please please oh [I]please[/I] tell me you have a colourful wrestling mask
we could really do with someone with such talents here
while posting you'd have to wear it of course[/QUOTE]
I can never take it off...for any reason...it is my whole identity. Whether im on the mat, or having sex...the mask is in use....so are some of the moves
[B]I've got candy[/B]...[I]Get into my van.[/I]
[QUOTE=inviernos]What's up everyone. Just wanted to introduce myself since i'm new here. My names Ryan and i'm a 19 year old sophmore at Umass Amherst. I got into Chuck a few months ago and I've read everything except Diary. I haven't had enough time to pick it up due to school. I started reading Chuck because Fight Club was always one of my favorite movies, and i met a few people here who had read various books by Chuck, and only heard good things. I haven't been one to read since about 8th grade, but i figured i'd give it a shot over winter break and picked up a copy of Choke. I finished it that day. I couldn't put it down. Since then, I've been visiting this website regularly and read and checked out just about everything, but never signed up. Well, here I am. Have at me.[/QUOTE]
Ehhh... Now I feel like a dumbass for not introducing myself, as I just joined [I]yesterday[/I]. Hello, Ryan! My name's Mindy, I am 25 and have also not read [I]Diary[/I], although that's because I'm too poor to invest in hardcover books for myself-that's a luxury as far as I'm concerned.
[IMG]http://sc.groups.msn.com/tn/AC/71/crazyvegan/2/e1.jpg[/IMG] [FONT=Impact][COLOR=MediumTurquoise]The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.[/COLOR][/FONT]
[QUOTE=MinVeg]Ehhh... Now I feel like a dumbass for not introducing myself, as I just joined [I]yesterday[/I]. Hello, Ryan! My name's Mindy, I am 25 and have also not read [I]Diary[/I], although that's because I'm too poor to invest in hardcover books for myself-that's a luxury as far as I'm concerned. :)[/QUOTE]
Hey Mindy nice to meet you. Yeah money is seriously an issue for hardcovers. Especially since im in college, so all my money goes to alcohol, and food. Everytime i have a spare 13 bucks i thank god that i can get a new chuck book, but now i have to wait to get a spare 24...friggen money.
[B]I've got candy[/B]...[I]Get into my van.[/I]
you're my favourite newbie
get this man a New
[QUOTE=lokigod]you're my favourite newbie
get this man a New[/QUOTE]
4 N3W WAHT!!11!!!1one!!11
[I](sorry felt like trying the uber-1337 nerd thing)[/I]
[B]I've got candy[/B]...[I]Get into my van.[/I]
[QUOTE=inviernos]I can never take it off...for any reason...it is my whole identity. Whether im on the mat, or having sex...the mask is in use....so are some of the moves[/QUOTE]
woah, thats hot.
^Agreed.
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And a Lucha Libre? Oh, baby. Grrrrrrrrrr, indeed.
[QUOTE=owenwarland]BABY RUTH!!![/QUOTE]
Haha.
A Vendetta production. <3
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im feelin the love in this forum, lets all get naked and play "Who's in my mouth"
[B]I've got candy[/B]...[I]Get into my van.[/I]
hehe.. you're fu-nny
love ya already
benvindo ao culto
antes ser rico e saudavel do que pobre e doente
Hey candyman...why don't you spread some of your slappy-goodtime vibes over in General Discussion sometime soon?
A Vendetta production. <3
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[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Hey candyman...why don't you spread some of your slappy-goodtime vibes over in General Discussion sometime soon?[/QUOTE]
ugh fine....i just never wanted this to end....'tear'
[B]I've got candy[/B]...[I]Get into my van.[/I]
Well gee whiz. I said why don't you head over there "sometime soon." I didn't say rightthisminute! Or even today. Ack! This doesn't have to end. We can all stay with you in this warped little world within a warped little world at least until all your candy runs out.
Now dry that fat crocodile tear slowly rolling down your cheek and buck up, buckaroo.
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All right you guys, we know his first and last name and where he lives....let the stalking commence.
(Now you're going to figure out why we call ourselves a cult.)
There is hope, but not for us.
...because Ryan Winter is such an uncommon name.
Boo! Take Your Hatecrimes Elsewhere!
There is hope, but not for us.
i just wanted every to recognize my new avatar...i spent hours and hours in photoshop working with layers and..umm...filters...yeah...hard....took a long time
[B]I've got candy[/B]...[I]Get into my van.[/I]
Looks like the work of a pure genius. Or idiot savant. Either way, I recognize.
A Vendetta production. <3
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/Vendetta_M/batboy.jpg[/IMG]
[SIZE=1]Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair[/SIZE]
I'm in love with the avatar.
There is hope, but not for us.
hey ryan
you seem like a nice freak/lad, you'll fit right in here
just don't go candying on my [I]turf[/I], yo