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Jetton2008
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Hey i just joined the site about 15 minutes ago. I live in boring old Missouri. I enjoy reading and writing, it seems to be my escape. When i am not doing those you can find me working out, running or wrestling. I have been told by my college professors that i have an amazing imagination, which makes for some pretty interesting times. I enjoy anything when your adrenaline is pumping. I have been reading Chucks books for going on 6 years now, i think he is an amazing writer and someone that i genuinely look up to. But i guess thats why we all are here!

Kirk
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From: Elgin IL
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Describe your ideal breakfast.

Jetton2008
Joined: 06/19/2009
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scrambled fetus with a side of milk fresh out the goat. But we all know how hard it is to get ahold of fetus's these days

Single Serving Jack
In the NECK!
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Do you, by any chance like fried fetus? And if so, over easy or over hard?

Tuffy
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I like my fetus dippy.

Also, you said "member". Heh.

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Jetton2008
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Of course, i would have to say over easy. I like my fetus somewhat runny, but thats just me.

nathaniel parker
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I would guess fetus tastes like chicken because of how everything tastes like chicken. But i bet, fried, it curls up and gets all crunchy like bacon.