New here
Hi,
Thanks to Fight Club the movie I discovered Chuck Palahniuk and his amazing writing. Rant is probably my favorite book of all time. Looking forward to talking to you guys in the forums.
RabidRant
Plz don't bite me.
Hello! Welcome to the Cult!
I'm not giving any hellos or welcomes till you post some more. It hurts too much when they post just once and are never heard from again.
wanted to say that although I am a fan of this author definatly not a fan of anything where you have to pay a fee to become a premumium member in order to have your work reviewed by anyone. and the points system tips creepy on the scientology scale. if you need to become a premumium member to have fight club teach you how to live your life, or to spell the word premumium, then your f**cked! just make up your own word. im sure palinuk has made enough money already! in the meantime, im gonna go finish digesting my 4 dollar starbucks latte and get my own life. so long suckers
wanted to say that although I am a fan of this author definatly not a fan of anything where you have to pay a fee to become a premumium member in order to have your work reviewed by anyone. and the points system tips creepy on the scientology scale. if you need to become a premumium member to have fight club teach you how to live your life, or to spell the word premumium, then your f**cked! just make up your own word. im sure palinuk has made enough money already! in the meantime, im gonna go finish digesting my 4 dollar starbucks latte and get my own life. so long suckers
youre a little cinical
psst: http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/professionalism-a-thread-for-wri...
chuck doesnt make any money off of this site. it isnt his. the money goes to bandwidth and paying admin to run it. chuck's involvement is strictly voluntary, something he does for his fans during the little free time he has energy. the workshop is bigger than you could believe and if you are too pessimistic to fork a little change over to get in, then the filter is working perfectly fine 
just the same, feel free to stick around for booktalk and regular banter. the workshop is only one third of this site 
I'm a real nice guy, loyal to his family and friends, like to help old people and I play well with children, but there is a very dark side to the moon. A predilection for the psychopathic, I have a history of violence I would like to herald always as ancient history. But some guys just wont listen, just wont let go.
im sure palinuk
How did he even get in here if he can't spell THAT right?
"To fail to embrace my dreams now would be a disgrace so great that sin itself would not be able to find a name for it." - Werner Herzog
he probably googled fap or fapping. it's happened before.
I'm a real nice guy, loyal to his family and friends, like to help old people and I play well with children, but there is a very dark side to the moon. A predilection for the psychopathic, I have a history of violence I would like to herald always as ancient history. But some guys just wont listen, just wont let go.
wanted to say that although I am a fan of this author definatly not a fan of anything where you have to pay a fee to become a premumium member in order to have your work reviewed by anyone. and the points system tips creepy on the scientology scale. if you need to become a premumium member to have fight club teach you how to live your life, or to spell the word premumium, then your f**cked! just make up your own word. im sure palinuk has made enough money already! in the meantime, im gonna go finish digesting my 4 dollar starbucks latte and get my own life. so long suckers
You're not a real spacemonkey. You've betrayed the cause, etc.
Spartan art is the real made hysterical.
wanted to say that although I am a fan of this author definatly not a fan of anything where you have to pay a fee to become a premumium member in order to have your work reviewed by anyone. and the points system tips creepy on the scientology scale. if you need to become a premumium member to have fight club teach you how to live your life, or to spell the word premumium, then your f**cked! just make up your own word. im sure palinuk has made enough money already! in the meantime, im gonna go finish digesting my 4 dollar starbucks latte and get my own life. so long suckers
Learning how to have fite club live your life is part of the free forumms. You don't got to pay no money for that.
Who was that?
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TALE EVER TOLD EVER.
Two blondes walked into a train track. Between the two of them, you'd think they'd--
um...welcome? who the fuck am i welcoming again?

The amount of spelling errors in this thread makes me feel thoroughly uncomfortable.
Szamár madár.
The hijacker has bailed or been forcibly ejected at 20,000 feet, and the thread is set to resume its previous course.
Welcome, RR. I also loved Rant.
Nice ava. Well, OK, not "nice," per se....
~Paul
...would anybody tell me if I was gettin'... stupider?
I think your avatar is giving me an epileptic fithunnnngh!
The amount of spelling errors in this thread makes me feel thoroughly uncomfortable.
You just summed up the way I feel 95% of the time. Bravo.
Fuck your face off, Paula Deen's coming on.
--Alecia
There's only 3 posts with major spelling errors, And, I think, two of them were mostly to make fun of the other one.
I think your avatar is giving me an epileptic fithunnnngh!
Thanks. Trying to emulate a concussion. Or an insulin reaction.
You just summed up the way I feel 95% of the time. Bravo.
Mayhap you spending too much time on internets.
BTW, not hijacking! This is not a box cutter! It's... a... letter opener! Yeah.
...would anybody tell me if I was gettin'... stupider?
Xtreme Letter Opener!
There's only 3 posts with major spelling errors, And, I think, two of them were mostly to make fun of the other one.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TALE EVER TOLD EVER.
Two blondes walked into a train track. Between the two of them, you'd think they'd--
No, that's spelt right.
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You just summed up the way I feel 95% of the time. Bravo.
Mayhap you spending too much time on internets.
Oh, I totally do. I'd be the last person to deny that.
Fuck your face off, Paula Deen's coming on.
--Alecia




hey, welcome to the cult. kiss me, judas is probably my favorite.
what authors do you enjoy ?
I'm a real nice guy, loyal to his family and friends, like to help old people and I play well with children, but there is a very dark side to the moon. A predilection for the psychopathic, I have a history of violence I would like to herald always as ancient history. But some guys just wont listen, just wont let go.