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Hogpredators
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Glad to have access to the forum. Lots of cools posts here. havent had a lot of time to browse since i have been wotking on our company website http://Hogpredators.com
Night hog hunting in georgia. Anyway, i have really enjoyed reading the many posts from new writers.

Tuffy
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Do you ever, just for fun, let the hogs hunt you?

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I think this spam at least makes more sense than the usual stuff.

Anyone who's made their research should assume that hog hunting is at least a somewhat appropriate thing to advertise to Fight Club fanboys. All we get is knock off heels though.

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hey! Spam I don't completely hate!

labelleza
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We're more than just a buncha pairs of amazing legs with limited budgets!

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But we love those legs and respect those budgets! Yes we do!

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Hogpredators
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I'm not spam, but as I was saying earlier, I have really enjoyed reading the posts here. And, in response to Tuffy, feral hogs are dangerous and can be vicious so you hunt them at your own risk. They have seriously injured people before.
On a different note, as an internet author and web designer, I approach writing from that perspective. How can the info that I share help my customer or inform the consumer? I am also a foreign language teacher, so, it is important that writing convey useable information and do it in a meaningful and relevant way.

Hogpredators,

http://hogpredators.com

Hogpredators
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Not spam dude, just an unusual guy with varying interests.

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Your interests seem interesting but what brought you here?

If a raccoon in a tuxedo ran off with your woman and all you had was a predatory hog to commiserate the tragedy with what sort of sammich would you crave?

Hogpredators
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Ham and cheese per chance.

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I love hogs and their lovely tusks.

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You're considered spam until you get an avatar.

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Hattie wrote:
I love hogs and their lovely tusks.

MOM! Hatties's using euphemisms again!

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What do you mean, again?!

And it's true, I love hogs.

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pepper wrote:
Your interests seem interesting but what brought you here?

If a raccoon in a tuxedo ran off with your woman and all you had was a predatory hog to commiserate the tragedy with what sort of sammich would you crave?

What the fuck is this? Everyone knows raccoons wear three piece suits.

If you were to wake up in a bed covered in jam, what kind of jam would it be? And what kind of toast would you eat with it?

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pepper wrote:
Your interests seem interesting but what brought you here?

If a raccoon in a tuxedo ran off with your woman and all you had was a predatory hog to commiserate the tragedy with what sort of sammich would you crave?


Ugh. A math word problem. I'm gonna guessify an answer. Is the answer 52/9?
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I saw that before the edit!!!

You answered 2.

Too bad. 2 was the correct answer. Now you are stuck with your new answer.

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Bumrushing someone else's noobthread and fielding their lobster question. I like the cut of your jib.

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Great Holy Jesus with a side of gefilte fish on a saltine, Pepper! You remind me of every math teacher I've ever had. My entire thought process is one continual edit.

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I'll take that as some sort of strange compliment for making it to the end of one messed up day with a sense of humor mostly still intact, if a little more cynical for the wear.