Hullo Kit, I too am an old poster under a new name (I shudder to think of anyone who may remember my teenage stupidity, but alas, that's what the teenage years are for). I remember your name but unfortunately don't remember any topics we may have discussed. I feel weird welcoming back someone, considering I just got back here myself, but welcome back anyways.

I bet i know.

I posted under Knoxville (had an affinity for Jackass, but I was cool cause I got into it before everyone else, so like, yeah points for originality on my part). I think i was in my mid-teens, was definitely still in high school that's for sure.

Was your guess right?

*xec8 grabs the nearest bottle, smashes it and holds out the shattered end like a knife*: YOU TELL ME MOTHER FUCKER!

HI GLEN HI.

HI JANE HI!

I like this resurgence of old members. It'll make for an interesting State of the Cult thread in a few months time.

Anyway, I'm Phil. I've been the Cult's greatest member since 2005.

Ah, here you are, Kit! Welcome back! Your password was sent to an old email address, not a hotmail account. Do you still want the Kit! account back or are you sticking with this one? I'm really pleased that you came back. Are you still in touch with Rohan at all?

KNOX!!!!! You invented avatar masterpiece theatre! You drank a lot of milk and it was always coming out of your nose! I missed you, SO MUCH! So you're grown up and calm now and can spell?? hahaa, welcome back! Holy shit, good times ahead.

Best welcome back message ever! How've ya been Mirka!?!?! I've missed you all so! Funny story, I got a buddy of mine named Rohan, cept not cause his parents were into LOTR like Cult-Rohans, it was cause they hailed from Jamaica. Surprisingly, he's my only Jamaican-Elf friend.

Hullo! I hope those were good memories yeah?

So you're the one who filled my spot, well done sir. They were large, nine and half size shoes to fill... Size 10 and half in womens.

Thank you for the welcomes backs peoples!

I'm great! I've wondered about you over the years! You had the most crazy sense of humor. Damn. You sound so serious now.

cool, it's always better to get 'new' people who are actually 'old' people. Makes for a lot less fight club talk! Welcome back both of you!

Ha! My friends would probably disagree. Once I feel the place out and see who's willing to put up with me I'll let a bit of the old self out

... cut to all the old cultists drunkingly singing sailor songs unable to stand as the young members watch in shock and awe

Ha ha ha, I actually was wondering if any old members actually go into the Fight Club threads or not.

Oh christ, does anyone remember *shudders* Legally Tyler Durden?

yesss.

Please tell me he chronicled his downfall for us all to witness time and time again whenever we pleased? Smitherring away into existence just doesnt seem fair for what we had to put up with.

Legally Tyler was awesome fun. I had Will Tupper convinced my real name was Marla and that that the movie had made my life hell!

Legally Tyler Durden disappeared into the mist and never came back, (un)fortunately. He's the one person that really, really left. But he's cropped up at least once in fucking press articles.

KNOXVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dayum. Now shit gets real.

Welcome back!

I tried to revive Aviator Masterpiece Theatre a couple weeks ago, but the childrens were baffled. You have to show 'em how it's done.

(BTDoubleyou, I left and came back before all the cool kids were doing it. L'avant garde, c'est moi...)

He's Legally Larry Peterson now.

You and I sir, and any cultists who want in, we shall recreate avatar masterpiece theatre and it will triumph the likes of rome! That doesn't make much sense but I got real excited when I found out these still exist: minus the avatar, than there can't be much theatre, it's just a masterpiece I guess? I'm almost scared to read 'em...

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/avatar-masterpiece-theatre-act-i...

Sigh, Mirka whatever happened to my own personally dedicated memoir thread that gathered all these great entries in internet thespiasm... No need, we shall over come and renew!

We kept it for years, and tried to keep the avatars updated, then gave up! Really, there was a cult hall of fame and infamy and they were there.

You know who else should come back? Framstadt!

I been saying that for twelve months.

Ah, a difficult task I'm sure. I gave the one AMP a reading and was able to get the gist without the avatars, and that only further boosted my ego that I'm a good writer. Thank you cult! I've got a good idea for a return AMP but am trying to figure out a way not to offend the people involved who would know nothing of our troupe (yes we are a troupe now, put it on your resume).

No but i kinda do remember you.

Man, I wanna make a user group, Original Culties or something...

KNOXVILLE! i remember you, yes i do. Welcome back! I won't hold any teenage transgressions against you, I'm sure I said/did some silly things on here too, back in the day.

Oh weird, I was sure it was linked to that one. But no problems, I think I'll just stick with this one. Kit mk2 is fine by me. Thanks for letting me know though.

I'm facebook friends with Rohan but I haven't seen him for an age. As far as I know he's making short films and things, so I think he's doing pretty well creatively. I occasionally saw Loki too (but not for a while either, though Wesley Sonck might have seen him more recently). Wes and I are still good friends, too.

Do you at least want me to add your ! back?

I'm glad to hear that Rohan's doing so well, he's great! Brad is endlessly entertaining on Facebook. You should get Wes to drop by to say hello and blow our minds.

ooh if you could that would be cool, thanks!

I'm sorry, I spoke too soon. There's no exclamation points allowed in user names, or apostrophes. Sorry!

oh well, i guess i'm sticking with the underscore as my punctuation mark of choice