Naked and Bleeding I entered The Cult...
and naked and bleeding I shall return...but hopefully with the confident swagger of the thoroughly work-shopped.
What remains to be seen is how much of my thimble full of sanity I will manage to retain.
Just the latest Cult nOOb saying howdy.
Where's the bathroom?
Somedays I feel like a blowtorch wandering through an ice sculpture forest.
This is weird.
What remains to be seen is how much of my thimble full of sanity I will manage to retain.
Just the latest Cult nOOb saying howdy.
Where's the bathroom?
The bathroom is the big whole in the sand underneath yonder palm tree. See The Professor for first aid treatment and Mary Ann for some makeshift garments.
VP - Workshop Dog
At first I read your name as Spin Ynorman and thought"Great! Just what we need. More Dutch!" and then saw your location as DE and was like "Oh shit! He really is Dutch!" before realizing that's not Dutchland's initials. Anyways, welcome!
@ Noah...amazing how often one is dependent upon the other.
@ Imke...yeah probably.
@ VP...ok...but what do I do wit this crate of irradiated vegetables that washed up on the shore.
Somedays I feel like a blowtorch wandering through an ice sculpture forest.
@NP...who among us hasn't wanted to romp in the tulips with a pair of red wooden shoes, responding only to the name Sven?
Somedays I feel like a blowtorch wandering through an ice sculpture forest.
@ VP...ok...but what do I do wit this crate of irradiated vegetables that washed up on the shore.
We'll eat them within days, radiation or no. If I have to stare at one more gob of raw coconut, I'm going to turn cannibal.
Save the crate itself for The Professor. I have this theory that with a degree in science, he'll eventually figure out how to build a raft.
VP - Workshop Dog
Please be sure to lock the door when using the facilities. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Mirka lives on the other side of the island, amid a lot of Turks and French Algerians.
VP - Workshop Dog
Well, out toilets are nicer on this side you have to admit. I mean yours!
What everybody wants to know is how many guys really pee in that "arch your back and rest both hands on buttocks" pose of the first picture. Also, how many chicks, through either ecstasy or germ fears, boldly levitate over the bowl?
The meaning of the second picture is: Can we get a poll on this?
VP - Workshop Dog
Men with ninja aim and ladies with levitating hair accessories, of course!
I read recently that years of plain English signs at eye-level urging tidiness have done nothing to improve the floors in front of urinals in major American airports; however, in one airport restroom overseas, tiny realistic artist's renderings of common houseflies within the urinals improve our aim by at least 85%. All we need is a target.
VP - Workshop Dog
I looked for an image and one of my google returns was: how do I get rid of vinegar flies in my composting toilet
OOPS.
I did my best to query 85-year-old island survival expert
on these topics, but alas, his official website is password protected from the likes of me.
VP - Workshop Dog
All I would need to piss on would be the logo for the New York Mets...my accuracy would be 100%.
Somedays I feel like a blowtorch wandering through an ice sculpture forest.
Bathroom? Sanity?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy