n00b
Hello. My name is Andrew Donnelly. My girlfriend Caitlin (CaitlinStalks) told and showed me this website and I finally decided to make an account. The first Palahniuk novel I read was Invisible Monsters and I've now moved on to Fight Club. I got into the books when I needed a novel to write a book report about and my girlfriend suggested Invisible Monsters. I am not really "new" the whole forum posting gig since I've spent most of my time on gaming forums. Some little things that you wont find in my profile info about me are that I only own funny t-shirts and the one polo that is in my avatar, I love zombies, and my favorite video game series is Half-Life. Also I sometimes talk to myself and make up freestyle rap.
Welcome, man. Caitlin's good people so I'm sure you'll do fine here.
-BT
I would like this weird little internet town to be my home. Thank you. 
-BT
Thank You
whoa, weird. Has this happened before? I guess so. Welcome.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
I remember another time this happened, but I think it was with a girl who hadn't been posting as long and they kind of had a freakout and both ran away. I don't remember their names anymore though. Anyway, welcome, object of Caitlin's desire.
hi, i'm new too, i'd hold your hand and explore nervously but you have a girlfriend so thats uncouth.
Hello Caitlin's boything. I mean boyfriend. Welcome!
I think you say funny things.
Man is the cruelest animal.
Yo whats up. I'm fairly new here too....I'm not really sure if I get along with anybody or not yet..lol... but welcome to this.... place.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Back in 2007, my girlfriend-at-the-time tried to sign up as Mrs Xec8, but the account was blocked before she had a chance to post!
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
Welcome boyfriendofcaitlin.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
hello there.
I think you say funny things.
well great.
Is Caitlin considered my "girlthing" by default now? Or is it just a one way thing.
And to think I wasn't gonna open this thread. Hello n00b! I'm Z. Welcome.
Hello and Welcome!
one way for now cuz youre a newb or noob eh whatever
Hello dude. Welcome to the cult. Where your dreams are endless and yeah!!
I like Caitlin a whole lot and therefore will assume that you are a nice boy. DO NOT disappoint me!
Welcome
Welcome guy. Your stalker girlfriend seems pretty cool. You might be the same.
"There’s no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I’ve started drinking my own urine." -Patrick Bateman
*gasp*
A guy stalker?! Oh...but a cool one.
*phew*
(Such high expectations...I must not fail these people) .......WHO WANTS TO TALK ABOUT DRUGS???? SKOOL SUXS BTDUBBS
Caitlin's boyfriend got JOKES.
I like to think that I'm funny. I mean come on, I look exactly like Andy Samburg.
Do you woo her with "Dick in a Box?"
I keed, I keed
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Minus the box.
Hey-oh!
Just kidding. Anyway, I should come to this thread whenever I need a confidence boost.
Maybe we should just insult you to even it out then.
No. Screw you.
Go mingle with others.
I'm happy you're not acting like a cutesy couple with matching track suit avatars.
Like matching Huggy Roobot avatars?
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
welcome, welcome. do stay. lots of people come on here and have like this jack off moment about chuck palahniuk, or their own writing (see blog posts here) so, stay, and join our weird little internet town.
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“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin