My semi-yearly return.

goodnight

ha! i'm not wearing shoes.

[QUOTE=snuffy]ha! i'm not wearing shoes.[/QUOTE]
on "metro light" thread you said something different.

[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov]on "metro light" thread you said something different.[/QUOTE]

oh shit! you got me!

this thread shoulda been closed after mirka's post
perfection ruined !

this thread does NOT give me a semi.

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker]this thread shoulda been closed after mirka's post
perfection ruined ![/QUOTE]

As so often happens, remember that "Cosmic Coincidence" guy?

[QUOTE=snuffy]this thread does NOT give me a semi.[/QUOTE]
and what will give you "semi"?

[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov]and what will give you "semi"?[/QUOTE]

there's all sorts of ways to answer this, but i'm gonna go with:

i'm not telling.

[QUOTE=snuffy]there's all sorts of ways to answer this, but i'm gonna go with:

i'm not telling.[/QUOTE]
so torment with it alone.

i get semi's when people post more than once in their threads!

I get a semi when I see the poor go hungry.... Wait I don't think I get what it means.

Oh, and fuck you new guy. You'll probably just leave again.

[QUOTE=Nightrious]Oh, and fuck you new guy. You'll probably just leave again.[/QUOTE]

Fuck you too. I'm a girl.

[QUOTE=WeeBeasty]Fuck you too. I'm a girl.[/QUOTE]
every guy says that

That they do. But (most) every guy has a cock. And being that I am cockless I either need to have a serious discussion with my parents about a potential law suit for indiscriminate sexual reassignment surgery, am on/need to be on serious drugs, you have shattered my delusions about girl parts, you and all these other fuckers have invaded my frontal lobe and are actually hallucinations in which case none of this is happening, someone is playin a real mean joke on me, I dropped my penis when I was 3, or I am actually a woman.

That almost sounds like a chapter in a very strange choose your own adventure type book.

What happened to that El Maraichi guy?

[QUOTE=WeeBeasty]That they do. But (most) every guy has a cock. And being that I am cockless I either need to have a serious discussion with my parents about a potential law suit for indiscriminate sexual reassignment surgery, am on/need to be on serious drugs, you have shattered my delusions about girl parts, you and all these other fuckers have invaded my frontal lobe and are actually hallucinations in which case none of this is happening, someone is playin a real mean joke on me, I dropped my penis when I was 3, or I am actually a woman.

That almost sounds like a chapter in a very strange choose your own adventure type book.[/QUOTE]

choose your your own private area adventure?

[QUOTE=WeeBeasty]That they do. But (most) every guy has a cock. And being that I am cockless I either need to have a serious discussion with my parents about a potential law suit for indiscriminate sexual reassignment surgery, am on/need to be on serious drugs, you have shattered my delusions about girl parts, you and all these other fuckers have invaded my frontal lobe and are actually hallucinations in which case none of this is happening, someone is playin a real mean joke on me, I dropped my penis when I was 3, or I am actually a woman.

That almost sounds like a chapter in a very strange choose your own adventure type book.[/QUOTE]

...Am I the only one who got a semi from this?

Nope!

WTF is "semi"?

[QUOTE=JaredBL]What happened to that El Maraichi guy?[/QUOTE]

Maybe he was caught?

[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov]WTF is "semi"?

Maybe he was caught?[/QUOTE]

Congratulations. That is the first post you have made that didn't remind me of that "ally" girl who was here a while back. Wait, wherever did she go?