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Dr. Gonzo
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My name is Frank. I am drunk.

I am looking for the meaning of life, and living the American dream.

How do I live with myself?

xec8
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Drank funk.

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Dr. Gonzo
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Why is my spin rooming?

Smartazboy
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There can only be one.

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Nightrious
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We have a Frank. NEEEEXT.

mikerocuts
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Hi Nightrious, I'm Mike!

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Dr. Gonzo wrote:
My name is Frank. I am drunk.

I am looking for the meaning of life, and living the American dream.

How do I live with myself?

This will not do. Can we call you Franffurt or Frankie?

How do you live with yourself? Hopefully, very neatly.

Hi from me: a neat freak.

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While I was lying on the ground with my head yards away. I told Cujo to log onto the Cult and tell you guys what book I was reading.
Dr. Gonzo
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My friends call me Freak, do you have one of those yet?

LeHaHi
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PLENTY.

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Are you Frank Langella? God I hope you're Frank Langella.

If you're not, why not?
If you are, why won't you reply to my letters written in shit and tears?

Dr. Gonzo
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I didn't (and won't) reply because I thought your line about how you love me, regardless of the fact that I look like "an ugly Sean Connery" was over the line. There. I said it.

I feel better.

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I like you. You are welcome in my eyes.

Dr. Gonzo
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I also wish I knew you had written the letters in shit before I. . . well, that isn't something I should admit to on a first date. . .

mikerocuts
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you're a funny drunk. welcome

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Hi frank/freak/guy/mankind-esque/homosapien thing.

I'm sober. But only for a little while ....

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welcome to your own thread

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Dr. Gonzo
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Can someone drop some knowledge on me? Maybe spark notes of Cult social need-to-knows?

This place is very big. I have poked around, and I like what I see-- other than some shitshow in the PA thread last night, which flew over my head. The (anonymous) poster who recommended I check this place out has climbed another notch in my book (notch #56 for those counting at home).

Part of me wants to jump in with my liquid courage and pretend like I have been here for a while. . .Then I ponder what I would say/do if some unoriginal bag of douche pissed me off with the lack of awareness routine.

I don't know what I'm getting at. . .

Imke
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Welcome, Frank#2! Be yourself and just have fun posting.

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
JKabol
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to my knowledge, a drunk doesnt reach maximum potential until forty. so no worries, you have plenty of time to get worse, man.

drank frunk is when frank posts while possessed by the spirits. it only happens a few times a year or so. (i do it more, but my posts are more like, Hey or Yay or LOL or something simple and also easily kept on the dl . i stopped posting drunk years ago, but by all means have at it.

do you have a middle name or a nickname or something ?

and welcome to the cult !!

-kabol

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IM A JERK-!~`the buzzcocks
and fuck that hot chikc up the ass then you drop me on my??????????????????????? head?
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Dude, you: IAmJacks, stop it! Your posts are becoming a nuisance. Stop pasting random crap.

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While I was lying on the ground with my head yards away. I told Cujo to log onto the Cult and tell you guys what book I was reading.
Adelaide.Alexa
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Hey Freak! Stick around you are cool.

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Dr. Gonzo
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No. I say it almost everyday. . .

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Haha. I got confused. Dr. Gonzo is my name on a couple of forums. I didn't think I'd been in here. Welcome.

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Dr. Gonzo
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If I had a time machine, I would change my name to "Dr. FRANK Gonzo"

But first if I had a time machine, I would go back to the moment of my conception and slap my father on the ass. . .

Tuffy
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In a congratulatory way?

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Dr. Gonzo wrote:
No. I say it almost everyday. . .

hah!

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Barca Boy wrote:
While I was lying on the ground with my head yards away. I told Cujo to log onto the Cult and tell you guys what book I was reading.