my name is daniel. and im an addict. wait wrong place.

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honestyfound
Daniel
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From: Beaumont, TX
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hello everyone. wanted to take a couple minutes to introduce myself. I am 26. I am from texas (insert redneck joke here). I am starting back to college in the fall for audio engineering. I currently hate my job but that is nothing new. And I am glad I joined the cult. I look forward to chatting, arguing, and laughing with all of you. So with that I will conclude and open for questioning.

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Welcome, Daniel.

I know exactly where Beaumont is - I was born there. I didn't live there for any length of time but I just spent 8 years in Houston. I won't make any redneck jokes.

I hope you're finding your way around and enjoying the site. Best wishes.

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Welcome!

I'm from Louisiana, so as long as you don't make any cajun/swamp/redneck jokes at my expense, I'll return the favor. ;]

So.... what's your favorite book? Movie? Band? etc... so on and so forth.....

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Lobster?

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We've already let Daniel know that initiation for the Cult is that he has to either: 1) Burn his hand with lye 2) Get a sex change 3) Burns his gentials with lye before the sex change

So Daniel, what have you decided on?

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I don't understand why anyone would ever choose 3, unless they were just a masochist.

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Daniel
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i think i will have to go with number 1... i thought about 3 but i'm not an over-acheiver like that... so bring on the lye.

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Daniel
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i am finding my way around nicely... with a little help from some people... thank you taylor.

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what were the redneck's last words?

here, hold my beer and watch this !!

my half-step brother, he's from mesquite, tx and that is his favorite joke. well, he has many but that's the one i recall right now-

hey, welcome to the cult. this place is huge. lotta goodies, features, interviews, author short stories, pictures, fan submissions. read the emperor book, or at least several of the accounts therein. and have fun.

oh, and spout out many of the influential books youve loved over the years

here's a thread filled with suggestions:
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000009/suggestions-please

also, there's this whole section, and with pictures:
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/recommended

-kabol

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honestyfound
Daniel
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From: Beaumont, TX
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thanks kabol... will check it all out.

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Another Dan! Dans run shit. Way to go.

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Daniel
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well thank you nightrious... i will try to live up to the hype now... thanks for setting the bar way up there.

and to littlemissmcrapey i have updated my profile so check there for my fav bands books movies and such.