My name is Alan and I kill people for a living
My name is Alan and I'm a 25 year old respiratory therapist from houston, texas. I'm not a writer so please don't try and correct my grammar or spelling, I do not care. ^
I work nights and spend most of my shifts running around doing cpr (or running codes as they call it) on people without insurance and most of the time they die. But honestly, I'm not that bad at my job, they don't have much of a chance in the first place.
Working nights affords me time to walk around mostly empty hospitals and get into trouble without getting in trouble.
I've had a dog since I was 20, her name is Piper, she is a lot smarter than I am.
I like forums, I've read forums since I was 15, when I was 15 the old timers would say forums used to be called repositories (and the first source of good porn)...anyways...I think they are the coolest sources of free information on the interweb
This guys books give me great pleasure when I take shits cause thats about the only time I read books for fun.
best wishes to all
AlanK BS, RRT, professional killer, part time savior
You're dog is staring at my mural. It better not be talking shit about it.
What brings you to Chuck town?
I just traded my tie for the hobo's umbrella so I have something to fend off the zombies with, the blue really brings out her eyes.
I have no idea how I got here, I just go where the internet blows me
Do you never blow the internets? You're not a shelfish lover, are you? We already have anough of dose.
This is why we can't have nice things.
haha no but I can get the internet off with my fingers, she says thats enough for her
ok you bastards I really just couldn't figure out the ending to Survivor and had to look it up and found this place, I HOPE YALL ARE HAPPY not everyone is a genius
I figured you were in the military.
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
hell no, shooting someone is so impersonal
You are an odd newbie.
Welcome nonetheless!
Alan's not odd. Sucking at CPR isn't odd. Most people suck at CPR. Most people just don't get paid to suck at it.
This is why we can't have nice things.
it's not that anyone sucks at it, its the fact that a lot of people are poor and/or homeless and do not have any family or advance directives so it is required by law, like I said, they don't have much of a chance in the first place, its the law to try...technically they are dead before I get there....cpr only works on healthy people
and healthy people normally go to a for profit hospital, I work a non-profit hospital
Oh man Hobo stank all over the place. Dont get me wrong I know a fair share of hobos, and yes that is the correct term. Good people all in all, but I wouldnt want to have to touch them.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Hello.
Really? My name is Johnny Depp and I kill people.
Welcome.
Your at a sandwich shop at about 2 in the morning. It's still too warm to be wearing much more than shorts and a tshirt but your stuck in a button up and slacks. You can hear a hobo digging through the trash as you try to figure out what kind of bread you want for this latenight meal. All of a sudden one of the workers burst out of the back room screaming waving a knife spouting off about zombies or vampires or something.
What color is your tie?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy