My name is Alan and I kill people for a living
My name is Alan and I'm a 25 year old respiratory therapist from houston, texas. I'm not a writer so please don't try and correct my grammar or spelling, I do not care. ^
I work nights and spend most of my shifts running around doing cpr (or running codes as they call it) on people without insurance and most of the time they die. But honestly, I'm not that bad at my job, they don't have much of a chance in the first place.
Working nights affords me time to walk around mostly empty hospitals and get into trouble without getting in trouble.
I've had a dog since I was 20, her name is Piper, she is a lot smarter than I am.
I like forums, I've read forums since I was 15, when I was 15 the old timers would say forums used to be called repositories (and the first source of good porn)...anyways...I think they are the coolest sources of free information on the interweb
This guys books give me great pleasure when I take shits cause thats about the only time I read books for fun.
best wishes to all
AlanK BS, RRT, professional killer, part time savior