My dog is named Emme and she'll fight you
She's a high class diva with an attitude worse than the ho's of the Bad Girls Club on the Oxygen channel. My favorite film/book is Fight Club. The movie also has my favorite actors in it too. I like to write in my spare time, just little stories or poems. Right now, I'm an Economics major in college, I drink a lot of beer and my room-mate is a lesbian who hates my dog. My name is Alexa and my favorite color is pink and I hate pickles and Jersey Shore.
No on the lobster, thanks.
Turkey
Sure
Okay
In all these years NOBODY has got the answer to the Cujo question correct.
there's a right answer? what is it?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Hello and welcome.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
What kinda of fish would you be and why?
Welcome, maybe....depends on what kind of fish you would be.
I approve of this thread title.
There is hope, but not for us.
So how do we do this, what's the spread? How big is your dog? Do I get any weapons?
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I don't eat fish.
Fish is quite good.
I also do not like the thought of fighting your dog because I'd lose.
So... You'd be one of those fish that doesn't eat other fishes then?
That's kind of....honorable....I guess.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Cheers!
I really have nothing more to add.
That's kind of....honorable....I guess.
Agreed.
So its a Saturday morning after a hard night of eating turkey sandwitches and beer. You roll over and there is a bear lying next to you. A dead midget on the floor and a goat in your room.
How did this happen and what the hell are you going to do to clean up this mess?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
How did this happen and what the hell are you going to do to clean up this mess?
To hell with all that. Describe what a sandwitch looks like.
How did this happen and what the hell are you going to do to clean up this mess?
To hell with all that. Describe what a sandwitch looks like.
Well i was assuming that would be included in the general answer to the question.
oh and what kind of mustard do you prefer?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
How did this happen and what the hell are you going to do to clean up this mess?
Clean? Dude it's probably not even my house.
...There is a fucking bear in bed with you. When the cops show up you had better have a good story.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I'm not going to be there when the cops come though.
Your handling his whole situation the wrong way.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
who the hell called the cops? i'd stab them in the eye.
It was the bear, obviously. He called to report that he had been molested.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
These new people never last? i'm going to guess that shes in jail for bear rape.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I'm concerned about the sexual orientation of her dog.
This is why we can't have nice things.
but the bear is in bed with you! There's no way you're gonna get a bear to do anything it doesn't want to do, no matter how drunk you get it.
Dude. The bear was totally asking for it.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Well yeah, but the po-po always believe the bear, because it was a polar bear, which is white. Had it been either a brown or a black bear, it would have been an entirely different story, but it wasn't. A nice polar bear from a good family just happens to wind up in a stranger's bed? Of course the bear is gonna cry that they were tranquilized while doing something nice and innocent and then just ended up at the party. Have you EVER seen a father polar bear really mad?
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Th' "porridge" be just right, yo.
This is why we can't have nice things.
It was a bad night for everyone. The Bear also came from a rich family in the community. Im jut worried about the goat, having to lay next to a dead midget really can mess you up.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Totally crushed this one's spirit, we did.
This is why we can't have nice things.
They never last. its kind of sad. But she was really bad at answering questions properly.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
i'm not replying to new people's welcome threads anymore until they've at least posted once in PA. I can't take putting my heart out there and having it broken time and time again.
i think were just going to have to track them all down and figure out what made them leave?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
we did, obiesly.
probably because we use terms like "obiesly."
Obiesly.
This is why we can't have nice things.
It's just one less mouth to feed I say. They don't like our sammiches so be it.
They come on, use of for that moment of enjoyment and just leave.
i feel so used. Like a one nightstand, waking up and the only thing left of the person is a nasty wet.
Nah weed out the ones who are going to get all worked up over the joking douchebaggery that goes on here.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Hiya, welcome to the Cult.
Care for a lobster?
What's your favorite sammich?
Is Cujo a good name for a cat?
Watch out for that cunt Tuffy.
This is why we can't have nice things.