mistress of haiku: / "y'all got tiny cocks... /
Oh my god! Lofi!
you're back! I'm so happy!
Dont be a stranger
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i am looking for
katamari damacy
to arrive by mail.
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ants give off a smell
when you squish them under palm
I cant quite place it
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a waning slumber
life a shadow and a dream
crimson, blue, and gold
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snakes crap on your hand
when you tie them into knots.
i found this out once.
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liquid nourishment
how I love my vitamins
healthy as a horse
.JPE "owenwarland's picture")
Seeker in the woods
Lofi in the wilderness
Returns to the Cult.
the cigarette burn
on his inside forearm
reminds him of trust
things begin to die
as autumn turns to winter
it's so beautiful
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All my dirty hoes
are working on lay-a-way
to pay for my car
lacking social skills
mutter nonsense at barman
kill that wicked booze
[QUOTE=Peon of Grand Ambitions]All my dirty hoes
are working on lay-a-way
to pay for my car[/QUOTE]
One hoes name is Babe
Who lives in a cul-de-sac
That leads to road head
Brak is my first hoe
Jeebus is my second hoe
both owe me money
I saw the wrong name
Now Brak will beat my ass down
It is Jeebus fault
Too clever I am, indeed
Peon didnt know what hit him
Brak's belt will meet ass
a haiku master
un-fucking-believable
thought I was alone
__________________
I am jacks colon
I get cancer I kill jack
one more great haiku
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my sad existence
i am walkin' out that door
now you won't call me
Jeebus played me, fool
Now I must pimp slap his ass
before the hoes leave
[QUOTE=Peon of Grand Ambitions]Jeebus played me, fool
Now I must pimp slap his ass
before the hoes leave[/QUOTE]
No one plays me, punk
An erected Jeebus boy
Is something hoes like
You guys rock my world
and I must admit its true
hoes like Jeebus ass
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Jeebus ain't no fool
He be erected hitman
Pay up, you sucka.
ALP, Jeeb and a girl
Of the Jeebmaster's choosing
Hot menage-a-Jeeb
[QUOTE=owenwarland]ALP, Jeeb and a girl
Of the Jeebmaster's choosing
Hot menage-a-Jeeb[/QUOTE]
How is ALP
one syllable, Teacher Dude?
seven, seven, five?
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I dance just for you,
my pants around my ankles.
Am I not dashing?
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i like red apples
oh yes they are so crunchy
shiny shiny red
look at my gold teeth
i will chomp down on you
sucker, dont touch me
what? didn't you think
the television tells lies
you better wake up
Cool new Avvie huh?
Kit hooked a brother up nice.
It burns when I pee.
Kit!'s new avatar
Is pretty damn cool
How'd you do it, lass?
No one plays me, punk
An erected Jeebus boy
Is something hoes like
Oh! Oh what's this hoe?
Talking back to your pimp, bitch?
Don't make me cut you!
ALP is in my herd
Better RECOGNIZE beeyotch!
I have ass to tap.
Miss Kit! is the shit
Cool avs for everyone
No this ain't ketchup
EDIT: A debate I often find myself in. Is "everyone" 3 syllables or 4? Ever is two, but as part of Everyone, it seems to lose a syllable. Weird.
Everyone is four.
Ev'ryone is three.
[QUOTE=Peon of Grand Ambitions]Oh! Oh what's this hoe?
Talking back to your pimp, bitch?
Don't make me cut you!
[/QUOTE]
Pimps are fools to me
Pimps are also whimps to hitmen
Pimps cant cut my dick
I'll get Brak on you
She is my enforcer hoe
She'll beat you down fool
actually...
My stable is gone
They all died from the VD
Now I am alone.
[QUOTE=Creepy Phil]ALP, Jeeb and a girl
Of the Jeebmaster's choosing
Hot menage-a-Jeeb[/QUOTE]
C-R-E-E-P
Crippity crappity creep
Creeping here and there
It's not easy having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.
4 hour bus ride
guy beside me smells like shit
I wish you were here.
why five-seven-five
tell the japanese to shove
their five-seven-five
[CENTER]“We are all just Lepers among gods.”
“Oh Contrar,
there are no gods at all,
just Lepers.”[/CENTER]
it is so slow now.
the day has yet to begin.
sunrise teases me.
Pandering to all
Signifiying nothing new
I wish they would die
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life is little more
than a shadow and a dream
death is waking light
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I got a great book of contemporary haiku so I'm "in the mood" and all.
The snowy winter sky
Echos a stranger's footsteps
As he puts on his scarf.
~
Beneath the snow
Is snow. And beneath it -
Spring.
~
Her kiss melts on my tongue
Like the snow when I was young.
~
A myriad of snowflakes
Stop in midair
And I see you on the other side.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Follow haiku rules
Stoyan. Its 5/7/5
Pedantic: My name.
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With Uni over
Now I have nothing to do
Bored bored bored bored bored.
That was terrible
Haiku skills are fading fast!
Next'll be better.
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I hope that people
Mistake avatar for me
'Cause she's pretty cute...
... and another thing:
I wish to be feminine.
REVELATION THREAD!
EDIT: Wait a sec.
I'll change it in the future!
Must not pick uglies.
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bump for vendetta
because i miss this thread too
occasionally.
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