mistress of haiku: / "y'all got tiny cocks... /

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Wed, 03/31/2004 - 22:42

#51

Kit!

From: Sydney

Joined: 02/29/2004

yeah im not of the ancestors either. sucka.

Wed, 03/31/2004 - 22:49

#52

fullmetalbrak

From: the 9-1/2 dimension

Joined: 10/24/2003

Are you thinking of Eddie Izzard, Tuffy? I can't remember if he tackles that specific subject, but I know he does cover history in his stand-up performance, Dressed to Kill. He's hilarious, too.

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Wed, 03/31/2004 - 22:49

#53

Kit!

From: Sydney

Joined: 02/29/2004

i heart eddie izzard
he's a hep cat

Wed, 03/31/2004 - 23:09

#54

fullmetalbrak

From: the 9-1/2 dimension

Joined: 10/24/2003

And he looks smashing in makeup and high heels.

I love your new avatar, glitz Kitten. Meow!

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Fri, 04/23/2004 - 11:40

#55

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

heavy rain tonight
up to 9 inches they say
just average size

sport coat full of poop
six fifteen reservation
why not combine them?

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Fri, 04/23/2004 - 11:53

#56

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

the porn star AIDS thread
and goat.cx man's gaping ass
match made in heaven

goat.cx man's asshole
is so incredibly gross..
involuntary ass clench

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Fri, 04/23/2004 - 12:01

#57

snuffy

Joined: 03/23/2004

just the two of us
we can make it if we try
just the two of us

you and i sitting
on your Miami Vice couch
watching porno flicks

we share the white smoke
from the same gurgling tube
and two cups of Jack

the dry toned thumping
progressive rock harmony
matches screened action

just the two of us
we can make it if we try
just the two of us

Fri, 04/23/2004 - 13:05

#58

TheJudasCow

Two Words. Sar. Casm.

Joined: 01/29/2004

Horrible torture
Curtains of fear follow me
I cannot escape

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Fri, 04/23/2004 - 13:10

#59

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

that haiku seemed goth
are you sure you're not obese?
omg jk

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Fri, 04/23/2004 - 13:16

#60

snuffy

Joined: 03/23/2004

didi you liek my haiku, lofi, just checkin

Fri, 04/23/2004 - 13:31

#61

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

SNUFFY:

cheesy-as-fuck song
sandwiches a mise en scene
i want to be in

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Fri, 04/23/2004 - 13:51

#62

snuffy

Joined: 03/23/2004

blanket a poem
on overstimulation
through songs made of cheese

Fri, 04/23/2004 - 14:02

#63

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

wtf's the deal
with pastels in florida?
necco wafer hell

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Fri, 04/23/2004 - 14:16

#64

TheJudasCow

Two Words. Sar. Casm.

Joined: 01/29/2004

Delight in the pain
I bring you. You'll never be
closer to glory.

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Fri, 04/23/2004 - 14:22

#65

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

Okay Judas Cow
you've convinced me completely.
fat goth girl ahoy!

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Fri, 04/23/2004 - 14:27

#66

TheJudasCow

Two Words. Sar. Casm.

Joined: 01/29/2004

i knew youd say that
thats why i did another
youre predictable

i'm not obese
yo, bitch, im not goth either
i want more bacon

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Fri, 04/23/2004 - 14:32

#67

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

mistress of mind-fucks
you've broken my cranium
with your clever ploy

summarily pwned
by zaftig chick in tent dress
(lol, j/k again)

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Fri, 04/23/2004 - 17:47

#68

TheJudasCow

Two Words. Sar. Casm.

Joined: 01/29/2004

please be careful not
to stick cheerios in your
nose. they will get stuck

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Fri, 04/23/2004 - 17:50

#69

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

can't you fucking see?
too late! i already did.
carbohydrate snot.

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Fri, 04/23/2004 - 17:54

#70

TheJudasCow

Two Words. Sar. Casm.

Joined: 01/29/2004

was it good for you?
im sure the cereal loved
each second of it

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Fri, 04/23/2004 - 17:59

#71

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

they didn't resist
it seems like they wanted it
it's hard to say, though...

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Fri, 04/23/2004 - 18:02

#72

TheJudasCow

Two Words. Sar. Casm.

Joined: 01/29/2004

i bet they were just
asking for it, werent they?
now, do it again

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Fri, 04/23/2004 - 18:09

#73

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

yo, caligula
sometimes too much is enough
(it is hard to breathe)

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Fri, 04/23/2004 - 18:14

#74

TheJudasCow

Two Words. Sar. Casm.

Joined: 01/29/2004

thats what they all say.
dont want you to harm yourself
be kind to your nose

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Sat, 04/24/2004 - 16:53

#75

Terminal Descent

From: Cannock - 3rd Circle of Hell

Joined: 01/15/2004

[QUOTE=superbug]my tool is so miniscule
so miniscule, its no tool at all
im gonna go cry now[/QUOTE]

Isn't that adapted from a Placebo song?
This will bother me if I'm unsure...

Sat, 04/24/2004 - 19:44

#76

ArcherDylan27

From: Friscillating Dusklight.

Joined: 07/17/2003

You'll Never Know
How Slow The Moments Go
Your A Drag

Sat, 04/24/2004 - 19:47

#77

ArcherDylan27

From: Friscillating Dusklight.

Joined: 07/17/2003

I Get A Kick
Everytime I See You
Damn Reflexes

Sat, 04/24/2004 - 20:27

#78

fishook_man

From: Anusville, ON, Canada

Joined: 12/26/2003

This thread is fucked up
I don't even know why i'm
Replying to it

Sat, 04/24/2004 - 20:29

#79

fishook_man

From: Anusville, ON, Canada

Joined: 12/26/2003

what is it you want
vile menace of this land grant
system overload

Sun, 04/25/2004 - 13:27

#80

Fiberoptic Jesus

From: sup

Joined: 09/25/2003

Get off my meat and
get back on the BBQ
It's cannibal sex.

Paint the walls with blood.
My open wounds your palettes,
Sado goth arteest.

Collect my sweet tears.
I produce them just for you.
Make a lovely soup.

What is infesting
between members of my feet?
Eww. Toejam city!

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Sun, 04/25/2004 - 13:30

#81

Fiberoptic Jesus

From: sup

Joined: 09/25/2003

You smell like dog shit.
But why do I love you so?
Must be your money.

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Tue, 05/11/2004 - 20:27

#82

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

i bake you inside
a giant chocolate cake
leave you there to die.

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Tue, 05/11/2004 - 20:31

#83

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

it occurs to me
haikus are so, like ,creepy
(when from my stalker)

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Tue, 05/11/2004 - 20:37

#84

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

rudimentary
thumbs will dull the mind, dear one
screw evolution.

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Tue, 05/11/2004 - 21:16

#85

TheJudasCow

Two Words. Sar. Casm.

Joined: 01/29/2004

the lightening freaks me
i hide under my blankets
im a scared lil bitch

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Tue, 05/11/2004 - 21:24

#86

TheJudasCow

Two Words. Sar. Casm.

Joined: 01/29/2004

sweat runs down my back
im so fucking hot right now
wanna go swimming

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Mon, 06/07/2004 - 05:08

#87

Fiberoptic Jesus

From: sup

Joined: 09/25/2003

This thread needs bumping
in the form of a HAIKU!
Mmmm Hmmm. Yes ma'am. RAHHHHHH!

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Mon, 06/07/2004 - 05:09

#88

Fiberoptic Jesus

From: sup

Joined: 09/25/2003

I count "ma'am" as one.
It looks like two syllables.
Sounds like one. I'm wrong?

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Mon, 06/07/2004 - 10:44

#89

snuffy

Joined: 03/23/2004

it's fiberoptic
this haiki thread is rockin
don't come a knockin

Sat, 06/12/2004 - 02:59

#90

ArcherDylan27

From: Friscillating Dusklight.

Joined: 07/17/2003

The Only Moment
Were Alone And You Have To
Bust Some Serious Ass

She Was The Kind Of
Woman Who WOuld Eat You Up And
Spit You Out Her Ass

Theres Ink Wash
Travelling Through The Lines Of
My Burnt Out Fingers

Sat, 06/12/2004 - 04:29

#91

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

i clean apartments
people leave weird things behind
along with their filth.

tonight i found stuff
like a nacho recipe
and a cheap dartboard

the violinist's
girlfriend's hair got all over
long black and asian

i cleaned everything
with steel wool and windex spray
either that or bleach

what is elbow grease?
it sounds pretty disgusting
seriously, right?

ammonia and bleach
diatomic molecules
making me cough hard

fifteen per hour
is hardly compensation
for rampant grossness

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Mon, 06/14/2004 - 11:02

#92

Tuffy the Dump Truck

From: Pittsburgh, PA

Joined: 05/05/2003

I know that you eat
the apples of the 'net. yes...
we are the apples.

Mon, 06/14/2004 - 11:09

#93

snuffy

Joined: 03/23/2004

yearning for balance
i’m eating the perfect lunch
sushi and a coke

a bottle of wine
handful of dandelions
regret tastes better

two hearts at sixteen
saturate the idea
of losing something

Mon, 06/14/2004 - 13:43

#94

TheJudasCow

Two Words. Sar. Casm.

Joined: 01/29/2004

cold sores are herpes
dont tell me that they arent
bitch, i know better

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Mon, 06/14/2004 - 14:48

#95

HiGhJiNx

From: pLaCes

Joined: 07/30/2003

if it were a fad,
it would be more accepted.
i suspect nothing.

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Mon, 06/14/2004 - 14:53

#96

HiGhJiNx

From: pLaCes

Joined: 07/30/2003

the one with white hair,
cigarrette smoke, and glasses
says, "I have your word?"

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Mon, 06/14/2004 - 14:54

#97

HiGhJiNx

From: pLaCes

Joined: 07/30/2003

with nothing to do,
I dream of us together;
perfection in lust.

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so here i go...
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Mon, 06/14/2004 - 14:55

#98

HiGhJiNx

From: pLaCes

Joined: 07/30/2003

an ocean swell of
thoughts drown my reality
when you pull me in.

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Mon, 06/14/2004 - 14:57

#99

HiGhJiNx

From: pLaCes

Joined: 07/30/2003

my mid day crisis:
having delusions at work
of my fantasies.

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Fri, 07/16/2004 - 22:40

#100

lofivinyl

Joined: 03/19/2004

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Gaijin bushido
Vanquishes all before me
Especially pies

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