MexiCAN over here!
Sitting here, eating some chilli while I try to protect myself and my donkey from shootings, I finally joined The Cult. (I've been visiting this site for a while now since I started following @chuckpalahniuk on Twitter).
I'm a new Chuck fan, I just started reading him January last year being Fight Club my first one, currently reading Invisible Monsters and already done with Diary, Haunted, Snuff, PYGMY and Rant.
So, quickly: I'm from a dangerous place named México, I'm about to turn 20, I love Muse, I worked at a bookstore (I just think it's a cool thing to say to people I don't know), and I'm ready for whatever you have to say.
Maybe without Radiohead there won't be Muse.
But I'm going with Muse.
poidh.
also, what's your favorite sammich?
do you drive an El Camino?
poidh.
also, what's your favorite sammich?
Whatever my mom makes for me before I slap her in the face.
No, because that's in Spain and I live in México.
Adonde en Mexico?
Quien es mas macho? Ricardo Montalban o El Santo?
Langostino o Torta?
Estas "Cujo" un nombre bueno para un gato?
This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm also about to turn 20. In two days. Welcome.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
I'm also about to turn Mexican. In two days. Welcome.
Are you sure you're not a MexiCan't?
100% sure. People like me (mexiCANs) take those jobs black people won't. (You know I'm quoting here our ex president).
¡Gracias! And "bienvenido a México".
Thank you! My birthday is not that close, though. I'll be 20 on january 17.
Quien es mas macho? Ricardo Montalban o El Santo?
Langostino o Torta?
Estas "Cujo" un nombre bueno para un gato?
Did you use Google Translate?
- I live in Querétaro, México.
- I love Ricardo Montalbán and... well, you know, he is Khan!
- What about a "torta de langostino"?
- And you can name a cat whatever you want, they will always be better than you, I guess.
How about that Zorro, huh?
He's also spanish...
But, you see thos two Zs on my name? I took one from him. We've been around defending the oppressed. He's a tough guy.
Did you use Google Translate?
- I live in Querétaro, México.
- I love Ricardo Montalbán and... well, you know, he is Khan!
- What about a "torta de langostino"?
- And you can name a cat whatever you want, they will always be better than you, I guess.
No, I used my (admittedly rusty) Aztlánish. What did you use?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Mexico is the same thing as Spain. just like LA is the same thing as Mexico.
100% sure. People like me (mexiCANs) take those jobs black people won't. (You know I'm quoting here our ex president).
Quien es mas macho? Ricardo Montalban o El Santo?
Langostino o Torta?
Estas "Cujo" un nombre bueno para un gato?
Did you use Google Translate?
- I live in Querétaro, México.
- I love Ricardo Montalbán and... well, you know, he is Khan!
- What about a "torta de langostino"?
- And you can name a cat whatever you want, they will always be better than you, I guess.
I think she nailed it
Ive never met a Mexican.
Thats a good thing because Mexicans smell like refried beans and grass clippings.
...and suavitel
Its like the time I told Frank my local pizza place had a Mexican pizza. It was Irish style with Tequila, donkey meat and grass clippings. It was lovely.
Hey! Don't talk about donkey meat because Pancho here gets scared!
We also smell like marijuana. You know, we grow it and you consume it.
I like this one. She is a keeper.
yeah you can't eat donkey meat in Mexico. Donkey's are the ones who do the hard labor in Mexico if any meat is gonna be on that pizza it's stray dog or well in these drug war mafia times possibly cousin juan is one of the pizza toppings.
When I go visit my grandma in the little pueblo she lives in, we take a plane, a bus, a short ride on a moped and a donkey ride to get to her house. It's a lot easier if we just get a taxi to take us there directly, but this way is more fun.
And when you come here we receive you with tacos and quesadillas!
Well, I don't cook, but my mom's very good at it.
But if you come, you better act like you know the place and bring protection (and I don't mean condoms).
I want a pet donkey!!!!
We also smell like marijuana. You know, we grow it and you consume it.
Blasphemy, Canada is where all the weed comes form.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
This is like that one My Name is Earl episode where they go down to Guadalatucky, Mexico to bring back Catalina the maid/stripper after she got deported.
Well, I don't cook, but my mom's very good at it.
But if you come, you better act like you know the place and bring protection (and I don't mean condoms).
They should bring condoms anyway. Me and the other Mexican talked about this last night. Edit: I should say we talked about why it would be important to have condoms when in Mexico.
so you can turn your donkey into a drug mule?
What do you the donkeys are used for? or should I say... What do you think the donkey's aren't used for?
What if, instead of a "Donkey Show" someone trained their donkey to do the little song and dance like Michigan J Frog from that one cartoon.
I bet initially, everyone would be upset at not getting to see such a nasty sex act but after a minute or two they'd enjoy seeing a donkey dance around, leg-kicking while singing Hello My Baby.
ahahaha, this is so true
ahahaha, this is so true
Ha I swear some neighborhoods just constantly smell like Suavitel.
Who is the other "Mexican"?
Why do you ask?
Well since theres a couple here, so i'm wondering who it was since I know it wasn't me you talked to about it.
I just talked to some wino whose husband abandons her every night and leaves her home alone with the dog, where she creates online dating profiles just so she doesn't feel like she's alone.
I guess I was drunker than I thought that night.
That's just like my neighbors! Wow, we have so much in common! Now I'm not afraid to be here and be called "wetback" (even though I've never been in the US). We all have a mexican inside.
Even some of my ex-girlfriends who weren't Mexican had some Mexican in them every now and again.
You see? Another thing we have in common. Well, me and your ex-girlfriends.
Man she totally set you up for that one. HAAHHAaaahaha
Muse or Radiohead, now!
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.