ME (willtupper's idea)

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by BiffVic [/i]
[B] i havent mentioned yet that i also love the pumpkins, and i hate zwan for some reason, cant figure out why. [/B][/QUOTE]

good. *heart* welcome aboard. i feel much the same.

maybe its because they sound so.......ugh. i feel like corgan came out of the closet on his album. the songs leave me with a bitter taste in my mouth

and a wet patch on our collective pants.

what is a Zwan anyway?
some kind of Jewish 'swan'?

apologies over our misunderstandings of excitment over teh Coldplay, no hard feelings? oh, and btw, i discovered we have Parachootes and A Sudden Rush of Crud To The Legs... on the iTunes computer at work. i put them on y'day, quite ok. and even though im vehemently atheist, i like 'God Put A Smile On My Face' - its cool.

anyway, hang around here long enough, and ill teach you to speak in cocktail names.

i guess i should be flattered that you veterans of the site took time to ridicule and mock me...its much appreciated
ahhhh yes the god put a smile on my face. i dont think that coldplay are christians either, and yet they pulled that song off...

and on being atheist..........what do you tell people when they ask you who you think created this all (and in this, i am asking you who you think created this all) because im muy muy muy scared of confessing that i am leaning toward atheism because im scared of answering the questions that i am sure will be thrown my way

what do i tell people?

um, that im not at all interested in where we came from. i suppose my default reason is some form of evolution. but i dont dwell on it that often. i suppose, i can see a geniune link between the connection of things evolving over alot of time, rather than *thudd* we just arrived.

yknow what i think-- ( and i know Kentucky is part of the Bible Belt )--- dont worry, you DONT have to explain yourself to anyone. dont be scared. and if youre co-erced into confessing, speak from the heart-- and if that means saying sod off to Christianity- and im assuming its family and friends who would be doing the asking-- ok, if they cannot respect your desicions/opinions- who fucking needs them. ok, thats a bit strong. what i mean is, if they cant respect your opinion cos its different, they may need to examine how they are.

and btw, ridicule was not my intention, nor anyones i think.

I'm a Christian. Don't be ashamed of being honest with who you are. Most of the time if someone asks you that kind of question, they're looking to attack you. Be honest. Don't hide anything, or people will see right through you.

I feel like such a devil's advocate.

So can I introduce myself to you? Hi. I'm Jane. I love everyone on the board, except occasionally kl0pper. Occasionally. I love animals and books and like to hang out with my e-life partner Willtupper. (In case you didn't get that the other day)

what? how can you not love teh kl0pper? tsk tsk.

One time he told me that Will should slap me more.

On the other hand, one time he asked me to run away with him.

He's crazy. He messes with my head.

you should run away with him.

its a tough pick, but either me or teh kl0pper are the greatest people you will ever know. you dont know that yet though.

Are you asking me to run away with you?!

I like the fact that you and I, two of the highest posters in the cult, are completely hijacking the entire 'new members' forum.

yes, i know. im such a whore, i couldnt help myself. and not to say its a bad idea, cos im quite fond of it. i think im just teh jealous cos Denny and Will made it.

I would be much more inclined towards you than teh kl0pper anyway. And you and I should really band together and create something cool like this. Will and Dennis think they're the bad motherfuckas of the forum. You and I could be at least this bad.

Will and Denny are the Bad Mofo's of Teh Forum. I just belong to teh staff.

And id feel guilty about stealing you away from A) Will and old kl0ppie.
Ive not had a strong track record when its comes to caring for more than a day. or a week.

Please. Don't feel bad about "stealing" me from kl0pper. Will, I could see. He might kick you and then apologize. He's kinda like that. But I sympathize with the not caring thing; my problem would be not so much not caring as just a total paralysing fear when it came to caring. Most likely the same thing.

my teeth are here for the kicking. come on william tupper, stand up for your tarbox.

Where the heck is he? Willtupper, your Tarbox needs defending over here from the heartbreaking prettyboys of the world.

its 'showpony', please.

LOL. Alright. This heartbreaking showpony? Is that what you want to be referred to as?

your terminology, not mine. i cant be responsible for anything more than showpony. anyway, quit resisting. you know you love me.

*tries to resist* can't...get....away....showpony....too....powerful (seriously, where is Will? He should be stopping this).

Okay, fine. *loves Wes* You just love me cause you want to bag my best friend. You jerk.

not really. i could never do that. even if i did hang out in Oakland, Nebraska.

And why not? Other than the fact that she's kind of seeing someone.

i dont seduce pious types.

She's -not-, believe me. You're such a hypocrite. Forcing me to love you and then all like, "Whoa, I don't go for church girls.':P

i force nothing.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B] i think im just teh jealous cos Denny and Will made it. [/B][/QUOTE]

The user account that is teh Kl0p? Hah!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]i force nothing. [/B][/QUOTE]

*heart breaks*

Just kidding. My heart is cold and dead to love. So it's cool.

I'm also new and stuck in Kentucky...

Bowling Green... where are you?