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sloam
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hello. i'm new.

although i've been a chuck palahniuk fan since i was in a training bra, i never even really came to this website before last month. i thought everyone on here was a lonely obsessed freak of some sort.
long story short, i've found myself with a lot of time on my hands.

and i guess i am just a lonely freak.

anyway, i'm from the detroit area, and i'm concerned that nobody else around here is signing up for the meetup thinger. i'd like very much to meet others like myself. and maybe talk one of them into buying me beer:rolleyes:

i really had nothing important to say. so i guess i'll end here.

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glamhoth
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well this one was cancelled, next one imay sign up for...although i dont think id really want people to meet me. it...um...actually it wouldnt do anything to my reputation here since no one likes me now...

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i love you glamhoth.

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well you don't count since you're a fugitive of the law.
but i love...spending time with you too.

lokigod
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will you crazy kids just fuck already Smile Big

jane s.
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I like you in a platonic way, Glamhoth. Chat babies have to stick together.

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lokigod
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let's roost this thread! claim it in the name of CB!!!!!!

Wesley Sonck
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LOVE ME?

if said in Maude Lebowski style, you donna have to ask me twice

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Hey, I love you, beautiful freak. And I smile more than my avatar
makes people believe. What'd you have for breakfast? And how
long since yer out of training bras? Just the first questions that
come to mind... I am the pervert you were avoiding by not coming
in here sooner.

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sloam
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by vigorous puppy [/i]
[B]Hey, I love you, beautiful freak. And I smile more than my avatar
makes people believe. What'd you have for breakfast? And how
long since yer out of training bras? Just the first questions that
come to mind... I am the pervert you were avoiding by not coming
in here sooner. [/B][/QUOTE]

beautiful freak? oh, pishaw. Wink and because you were wondering, i had chicken curry on toast for breakfast. leftovers. you know. yummmmmmm. i normally eat children for breakfast.
it actually hasn't been long since i sported a training bra. i was what you'd call a late bloomer. or a hormone lacking freak. whichever.
what did YOU have for breakfast, pervert?

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sloam
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]LOVE ME?

if said in Maude Lebowski style, you donna have to ask me twice [/B][/QUOTE]

well aren't you just a darling?

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by sloam [/i]
[B]beautiful freak? oh, pishaw. Wink and because you were wondering, i had chicken curry on toast for breakfast. leftovers. you know. yummmmmmm. i normally eat children for breakfast.
it actually hasn't been long since i sported a training bra. i was what you'd call a late bloomer. or a hormone lacking freak. whichever.
what did YOU have for breakfast, pervert? [/B][/QUOTE]

I was fresh out of both children and cute fuzzy bunny rabbits, so I had yogurt with the fruit on the bottom (pineapple) and a pop tart sans icing (strawberry). Then I walked my puppy dog.

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If I'm the only 21 year old at a MI meetup.... I'll buy (underage MI folks) beer...

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glamhoth
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lazlo is my new best friend.
i just read this thread again...jane the fact that you would go to so many lengths to make sure i knew you didn't mean LOVE...makes me think you think I'm a stalker. I ONLY STALK YOU ON THE WEEKENDS

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freaks like porn

glamhoth
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DO they

Lazlosdead
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glam...you will not stop me from having only my name....at least for a moment

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glamhoth
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lazlo, my new best friend, what are you talking about...

jane s.
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Glam, I don't know...what you're talking about *avoids eye contact*

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::: grabs jane's eyes and makes them look at him ::: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jane s.
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Dude, you grabbed my eyes. That's sick.

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glamhoth
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toally sick AWESOME

lokigod
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by glamhoth [/i]
[B]toally sick AWESOME [/B][/QUOTE]

heh heh, toally Smile Big

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*throws up in the distance*

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