*Looks around*
Hi, I'm new (obviously). My name is Laine and I've been a Chuck fan for about 4 years now, ever since a friend told me about Choke (which was the first Chuck book I ever read and still my favorite).
I found St Helens when Haunted came out and gladly ordered a signed copy and have now done the same with Rant.
Chuck is brilliant, what more is there to say?
Hi Laine.
So tell us some more. Get personal.
hey dude.

Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Your name is Laine and your username is Laine too ? Pfff, not very original.

helllllooooooo
and welcome.
welcome.
don't let the man get you down.
[QUOTE=franc tireur;951310]Your name is Laine and your username is Laine too ? Pfff, not very original.[/QUOTE]
I actually appreciate the simplicity. And it kind of IS original, because who else has their actual name as a username?
And Laine, welcome to the Cult.
I do
hey, laine. your avatar's not working. better get on that.
what are your hobbies. and yes, yes, what other books do you enjoy reading. movies. music, et cetera
hey, welcome here
kabol
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
Is Laine coming back?
close eyes. guess not
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
Welcome to the cult, sexy.
He chose an alternative site to spend his life on.

Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
I've developed a thing for nipples over the last hour. I didn't used to like touching my nipples, it felt awkward, but now I like playing with them. I wish I had big nipples like porn stars. Rich smooth brows ones instead of wrinkled pink dots.
[QUOTE=corellion;951456]I've developed a thing for nipples over the last hour. I didn't used to like touching my nipples, it felt awkward, but now I like playing with them. I wish I had big nipples like porn stars. Rich smooth brows ones instead of wrinkled pink dots.[/QUOTE]
like this guy?
[IMG]http://entimg.msn.com/i/ShockingMovies/PinkFlamingos_300x298.jpg[/IMG]

Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
[QUOTE=Barca Boy;951242]Hello and welcome,
Tell us more about yourself especially what other authors you like, Im between books right now and cant decide what to read.
Enjoy your stay.[/QUOTE]
Hi Barca Boy. Well, the last thing I read was Trainspotting, which I found good, but weird after seeing the movie a dozen times. I highly recommend it if you haven't read it already, if you can muddle through the heavy Scots dialect.
I also write short stories, erotica (can I say that?). My boyfriend and I run a couple of web design business. I'm learning Flash at the moment.
Other authors...I don't know where to start. Anthony Burgess, Tarantino, Audrey Neffineger, Jane Auel...screw it, I'll read almost anything!
I just ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and it wasn't as good as I had hoped for.
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE=Thag;951244]Hi Laine.
So tell us some more. Get personal.[/QUOTE]
I'm 28, female (did I wander into a boy's club? I haven't seen a lot of chicks on here). I live somewhere between California and Boston, but might be moving to England at the end of the year.
How about you?
(Yeah, I know it wasn't that personal, but I just got here!)
[QUOTE=LeHaHi;951248]hey dude.[/QUOTE]
Hey to you too dude.
[QUOTE=franc tireur;951310]Your name is Laine and your username is Laine too ? Pfff, not very original.[/QUOTE]
I choose to be original by not being original. Does that count?
Actually my name is Elaine and it's my middle name. Better now?
[QUOTE=glamhoth;951343]and welcome.[/QUOTE]
Thanks Glamhoth...what does that mean, your username?
[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;951347]I actually appreciate the simplicity. And it kind of IS original, because who else has their actual name as a username?
And Laine, welcome to the Cult.[/QUOTE]
Hahaa, thanks. I didn't think it would cause a controversy. I was thinking of being purple headed yogurt slinger, but I didn't want to get banned before I started posting. 
[QUOTE=JKabol;951403]hey, laine. your avatar's not working. better get on that.
what are your hobbies. and yes, yes, what other books do you enjoy reading. movies. music, et cetera
hey, welcome here
kabol[/QUOTE]
Hi Kabol,
I think I better fill out my profile or else I'm just going to get repetative and boring.
I'll read almost anything. I love cult books obviously and the last thing I read was Trainspotting. I'm dying to read Porno next as soon as I can find it somewhere (Amazon).
Like I said to someone else, my boyfriend and I build websites. Right now I'm teaching myself Flash, or trying to at least.
[QUOTE=TheJudasCow;951345]Whats your last name? Or whats it begin with?
Serious question.[/QUOTE]
It begins with a letter, I can promise you that!
[QUOTE=drinking mercury;951344]welcome.
don't let the man get you down.[/QUOTE]
Thanks, good advice :headbang:
[QUOTE=Barca Boy;951431]Is Laine coming back?[/QUOTE]
Yes, sporadically at the moment but I am...
[QUOTE=corellion;951453]Welcome to the cult, sexy.[/QUOTE]
*Smiles*...Now how can you tell that? I mean I know my avatar is stunning...
Sorry, thanks for the welcome!
[QUOTE=jane s.;951485]I just ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and it wasn't as good as I had hoped for.[/QUOTE]
For a sec, I thought this was the "What did you last eat?" thread, and got REALLY confused.
But now I'm better.
[QUOTE=corellion;951456]I've developed a thing for nipples over the last hour. I didn't used to like touching my nipples, it felt awkward, but now I like playing with them. I wish I had big nipples like porn stars. Rich smooth brows ones instead of wrinkled pink dots.[/QUOTE]
I don't like playing with my own nipples either. It just doesn't feel quite right.
You know, if you get fake tits, it might stretch your nipples out...
Thirteen posts!!! QUICK, do another before superstition comes to KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;951499]Thirteen posts!!! QUICK, do another before superstition comes to KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!![/QUOTE]
Oh hell, did you mean the quick post thing?!?!?!?!
Just kidding...I couldn't resist.
Wow, I have a really bad sense of humor today.
[QUOTE=Laine;951489]Thanks Glamhoth...what does that mean, your username?[/QUOTE]
it's a tolkien reference. means noisy horde or something.
i am a nerd.
You're not going to indulge much are you? You live somewhere between cali and boston...geeze.

Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Eventually you'll be expected to tell all sorts of personal things about yourself.
Location and first letter of your last name are little details. Later they'll out you for doing something like arts and crafts.
Welcome - and I hope it isn't a boy's club. They'll take my card.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
The card has a picture of a delicate flower on it.
There is hope, but not for us.
I'm showing my sensitive side.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
Welcome. Where is Togo?
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
[i]I think I better fill out my profile [/i]
hey, you filled out a little.. you found this place via a search engine. cool. wish i could remember how i found this place. pretty sure it was before i knew about those new engines google and dogpile. im pretty sure it was an interview or one of the hundred or so essays or articles the man wrote that a friend told me about when we went to the barnes store and bought survivor for the laughs.
congrats on the helens find and the autographed copy of haunted. will your boyfriend create an account here as well.. ive been trying to get my woman, jen, to create an account for almost two years now. but she just--occasionally--piggy backs my shit for a scoff and a laugh. she knows who, for instance, nath and ej and robert are (of course, she remembers meeting robert and ethan)
this place is pretty cool. there are just some very good people here. again, welcome to the cult.
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Hello and welcome,
Tell us more about yourself especially what other authors you like, Im between books right now and cant decide what to read.
Enjoy your stay.