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captain frimptkintz
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101 posts? is this a game? i got 2 on mine!!! yay! 2! woo hoo!!!

nathaniel parker
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I type with one hand on here all the time. I'm the king of hitting shift with my thumb!

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sometimes i type with only one finger. beat that.

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Nose, no literal at one point I typed with my nose, didn't work out, but still.

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how bout your tongue?

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audreythirteen wrote:
how bout your tongue?

not with all the shit that's on my keyboard!
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nathaniel parker wrote:
audreythirteen wrote:
how bout your tongue?

not with all the shit that's on my keyboard!

Ewww! you use your shit to type!? Now that's just crossing the line.
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I will shit internationally!
nathaniel parker
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I didn't say it was mine.

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What the hell happened to this thread! Poor lady.

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
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What happens to every other thread on this site.

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Good morning everyone! I put the coffee on. Someone wanna go for doughnuts?

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That's the first time I see somebody write "doughnut".

Yes,donutplease.

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
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Okay, coffee's up and Imke's on the D-nut run. Cruller please!

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Ahahaha WTF Thread!

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I will take a cinnamon bun. And I take my coffee black. Thanks Tuff!

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Thank you, this was a little more along the lines of the response I was expecting. HA.

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Well, she did come back after all.

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Everyone comes back for donuts

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Yay for Tuffy reeling her back in!

Donuts do it every time. That or a sammich.

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Man i really could go for a sandwitch. Some Avacado, rye bread, whatever else i can find in my fridge.

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Imke wrote:
What the hell happened to this thread! Poor lady.

I gave up a long time ago.

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Well all of you succeeded in making me hungry and giving me something to read on break.

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Sounds like you're about ready to tackle The Taco Bell appreciation thread (formerly: Blogs are going away - Get them while they're hot!)

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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People making you hungry is gonna happen a lot, because food is a very popular topic here.

Donut, anyone?

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
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I'll take that donut made of donuts. Can I get a couple barrels of coffee to go with that please?

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Doughnuts! No dough, no nuts! What's up with that??

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nathaniel parker wrote:
Doughnuts! No dough, no nuts! What's up with that??

Ok Seinfeld

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well actually they are made out of dough

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_kit wrote:
well actually they are made out of dough

true and some have nuts on them too.

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"DEEZ NUTS!" - Snoop Dogg

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nathaniel parker wrote:
Doughnuts! No dough, no nuts! What's up with that??

Don'it just baffle you???

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Ritt wrote:
nathaniel parker wrote:
Doughnuts! No dough, no nuts! What's up with that??

Doughnut just baffle you???

Fixed

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Smartazboy wrote:
"DEEZ NUTS!" - Snoop Dogg

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

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I will shit internationally!
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audreythirteen wrote:
Smartazboy wrote:
"DEEZ NUTS!" - Snoop Dogg

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

I know right. I was thinking that after I posted but I was waiting for someone to ask what nuts or something.

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Hello, I see your first post went well. I am very new to the site myself just wanted to I am glad other people much cooler looking than myself (I don't even have any tats) posting a "hey I am here message" on this thing. Good job on the not drinking thing. I am going through that myself and I did not start smoking but I drink a lot of tea and have become much more tedious, damn I should have started smoking. Anyway, welcome.
PS. Love your tattoo, I wish I had the stones to get one myself.

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Hello everyone, it said this is to introduce yourself so here I am. I am Jessica, a slave behind cubicle walls. I have no time, money or means to seek out a degree at the moment so I'm trying to learn what I can and write what I can until I can be all big, bad and professional. My lack of money comes from my rampant insanity. I guess you could say that I live in my own mind most of the time and my medical bills prove it. Maybe you guys can light a fire under my ass so I can actually finish one of the many stories I have started.
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Dammit. When everyone else is getting up and having doughnuts and coffee I'm off to bed.

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That's what you get for living on the backside of the planet.

And are there any doughnuts left?

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with this title there really should be more pictures in here.

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pictures.... of donuts?

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_kit wrote:
pictures.... of donuts?

I want!

And why are we talking about donuts again? This is almost worse than the Taco Bell thread. And by worse I mean awesome except for the cravings it gives me.

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I don't even want to know what's holding that donut up.

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Donits.

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letdown.

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...your hair and go nuts!
we've got doughnuts!

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Fantastic.

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Jessica.Sue wrote:
Blinkjosie wrote:
I swore I'd never click on posts titled like this, but I couldn't help myself.

Welcome.

What's your tat of?

I didn't mean the title seriously, I did it to mock because I spend most of my life avoiding such attention Tongue

It's a dove and crow wearing gas masks, and medusa. Filter through the good and the evil, life and death to find your solid foundation.

Oh cool. How long have you had it?

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