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MiggityMcWilly
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I worry that Six is really Voldemort. If you people keep speaking her name she's going to reanimate and kill Harry Potter.

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Jessica.Sue wrote:
Hello everyone, it said this is to introduce yourself so here I am. I am Jessica, a slave behind cubicle walls. I have no time, money or means to seek out a degree at the moment so I'm trying to learn what I can and write what I can until I can be all big, bad and professional. My lack of money comes from my rampant insanity. I guess you could say that I live in my own mind most of the time and my medical bills prove it. Maybe you guys can light a fire under my ass so I can actually finish one of the many stories I have started.

Welcome, I too am a slave to a cubicle and can never finish a complete story. A little insane here but then again aren't we all have some sort of diagnosis nowadays? You seem interesting, if I ever get some time to visit her more often again we will probably talk...maybe.

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maybe... perhaps... although probably not but possibly so but definitley not. also no. are you monkey left's right-hand monkey-man? ha! that's right, im funny

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captain frimptkintz wrote:
maybe... perhaps... although probably not but possibly so but definitley not. also no. are you monkey left's right-hand monkey-man? ha! that's right, im funny

Wow you just crack yourself up, don't you?

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well, damn it...i'm not an alcoholic, nor have i ever been one..never used hard drugs or anything...i must be a aquare...

You must be a aquare, whatever that is. You addicted to water?

a square a square!! lol...no, no addiction to water, but i did one time fear i was addicted to orgasms...

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Beautiful Lie wrote:
audreythirteen wrote:
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well, damn it...i'm not an alcoholic, nor have i ever been one..never used hard drugs or anything...i must be a aquare...

You must be a aquare, whatever that is. You addicted to water?

a square a square!! lol...no, no addiction to water, but i did one time fear i was addicted to orgasms...

How you doin' Wink

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ZacksWastedLife wrote:
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audreythirteen wrote:
Beautiful Lie wrote:
well, damn it...i'm not an alcoholic, nor have i ever been one..never used hard drugs or anything...i must be a aquare...

You must be a aquare, whatever that is. You addicted to water?

a square a square!! lol...no, no addiction to water, but i did one time fear i was addicted to orgasms...

How you doin' ;)

i am peachy...

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Tuffy wrote:
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have you ever faked an orgasm?

No. I only lie to cops when needed.


So... All your cop-related orgasms have been ...real?

Er, sorry. Just trying to follow the conversation here.

yes.

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Props to the cops then for going the extra mile!

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nathaniel parker wrote:
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Are you an alcoholic?

I couldn't afford it. Ha. But no, I don't drink at all. Thank you for asking.


you're not one of those people, are you?

What people? What assumptions are you making here? I am loosing my patience. Not with you so much as the conversation itself.

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I dont consider myself an alcoholic, I'm just a social drinker. Sure sometimes i can be overly social, but there's a difference.

And your never too poor to drink, just get a cheap bottle, thats what, 7 bucks if you do it right, or wrong, and your good to go for the night.

We don't fuck around when it comes to drinking around here, it's not some sort of hobby. It takes years of dedication and commitment.

It bores me.

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What are your tats of?

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Blah fucking blah blah blah blah.

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Hey I just noticed your in Austin too. Nice. What clubs do you normally go to for shows?

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Jessica.Sue wrote:
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Are you an alcoholic?

I couldn't afford it. Ha. But no, I don't drink at all. Thank you for asking.


you're not one of those people, are you?

What people? What assumptions are you making here? I am loosing my patience. Not with you so much as the conversation itself.


those ones with the black + signs on their hands.
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What a wonderful world.

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also, are you going bald?

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also, are you going bald?

rofl
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I like this new girl so far and want her to post elsewheres in the forums.

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monkeywright wrote:
I like this new girl so far and want her to post elsewheres in the forums.

Well according to her so far our conversation topics are boring so hopefully she'll make a thread about something interesting, that interests her, so we don't bore her.

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You just want to bang her

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Or... She could make a thread titled "Things that interest you!"

Then we could know for sure what interest her and always say interesting stuff to her. I'm pretty sure it'll be awesome.

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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I want to bang everybody though.

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Yeah, Mike's an equal opportunity lender!

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Jessica.Sue wrote:
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Are you an alcoholic?

I couldn't afford it. Ha. But no, I don't drink at all. Thank you for asking.


you're not one of those people, are you?

What people? What assumptions are you making here? I am loosing my patience. Not with you so much as the conversation itself.

Well fuck, you're going to be very disappointed. Most of the conversations here follow this same pattern.
I mean the Taco Bell thread started out as something about blogs going away.
It sure as shit seems to keep everyone else entertained though.

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yeah I think he'd bang a three legged bald chick if he had the chance, as long as she was hot.

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all my exes live in texas. . .

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all my exes live in texas. . .

Ironman, you need pills.
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Oh my God this thread is awesome.

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Ritt wrote:
Oh my God this thread is awesome.

No, its boring remember.

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Is it? I didn't read it yet.

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I think we were supposed to just look at her that's why this thread is all fucked up to her. She doesn't want to talk she wants us to watch!

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She needs to show more skin if she doesn't want us to talk!

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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PGoutis01 wrote:
She needs to show more skin if she doesn't want us to talk!

you think that's gonna stop some of you from typing with one hand to ask for different nude angles?
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are we allowed to do that?

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True story

This is all so boring to me anyway.

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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captain frimptkintz wrote:
are we allowed to do that?

Typing with one hand, i dont see why not.

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captain frimptkintz wrote:
are we allowed to do that?

you mean you don't know how to type with one hand yet? how do you get off man? Don't tell me your nuts smell like Skippy.
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no i mean ask for different angles

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i can type with one hand just fine, and ill have you know my nuts smell normal

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Are you a lesbian?

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Creamy or Chunky?

and you can ask for whatever you want, you just had to get used to being shot down.

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I support my thirty year old lesbian daughter.

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pistachio ice cream

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I think we may have scared her off.

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Or bored her off.

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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But were talking about her so she might come back!

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i can't believe i just read this whole thread. i guess i was hoping something would happen in the end

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turns out edward norton and brad pitt are the same person, wierd eh?

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100 posts!

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